Fix the High Scores.  We know you did it so you could feel “superior” to us.  Don’t lie.

I don’t hack scoreboards.  I hack a HeartGold ROM.

Dimitri, on the other hand, has hijacked accounts and hacked Maplestory private servers.

And no, we’re not the same person.  Nice try.

i have noticed quite the same thing!!??!!?!?!??!

If Josh really were to hack the scoreboards, you’d think it would’ve been noticeable in the All-time scores by now.

His YouTube videos are also proof that he prefers legit playthroughs.  For example, in “Goddamn it John!!”, Josh could’ve simply opened up Cheat Engine to give himself a million bucks right off the bat instead of taking 37 minutes to beat the game and set up the fake Palkia ending.

Also, his plans to upload a Chuck the Sheep LP (Let’s Play) were thwarted by desync, which tells me the playthrough would’ve been quite lengthy.

For Bubble Tanks TD, he has only ever shown himself dominate one map, and he even annotated what he was doing so his stunt could be replicated!

He has hacked stuff not named Pokemon HeartGold, but jmtb02 games are not on this list.  I’m specifically mentioning his Wolfenstein 3D stuff.  In some of his hack videos, he shows some of his deaths.  (This also happened to his hacked Lance fight in Pokemon AlchemicalGold, in which a Palkia scored a pentakill against his team.  That pentakill is why he doesn’t like to talk about his hacked Lance fight.)

He’s also been silenced a few times on Kongregate, but from what I’ve been told, he never tried to circumvent any of these, although he did post a YouTube video asking about his day-long silence.

Oh, and his Famitracker music sucks.  Given that he hasn’t tried composing some more tunes, I think he knows that.

I’ll stop talking about his YouTube before anybody has to talk about Mario Forever.

As for CrystalStory, the only reason he’s one of the top players is because I gave him an overpowered sword that he used to fuel his rise to the top.  Even with that sword, though, there are people that can beat him in a duel.
I am one of these people.

As for Dimitri…  it’s called a response from part of Josh’s fanbase.  You would know this if you actually had fans.  Don’t tell me you do, because this lack of a fanbase is what prevented your god ploy from actually working.  If the jmtb02 community were to see a real fanbase forming around you, they probably would’ve backed off instead of trolling you out of that mindset.
Instead, even NintendoPalkia is more famous than you.

1.  I wasn’t saying I thought you were a god.  I was simply saying that back when you were saying you were a god, the ploy failed because it was to obvious that your followers were alts instead of actual fans.  As such, it was impossible for anybody (including me) to believe such a ridiculous claim.

2.  At this point, you’ve pretty much destroyed your own credibility, so instead of simply claiming that I’m Joshua Payne, how about you offer up some evidence so people actually believe you this time?

3.  The background has gotten darker and edgier over time.  If it ever was for kids as you claim, it stopped being that at third-gen.  Also, /watch?v=iWAKuSnrlyU might be of interest to you if you still think Pokemon’s for kids.  Not to mention, the age requirement for being a trainer is ten, so those four-year-olds you’re talking about would be underage!  Simply put, you didn’t do your research.

4.  Again, you’re under the impression that I’m Josh.  If I were him, I could give the JoshLV835 character a chance to defeat me for once.  Since he actually exists, though, I don’t have to go easy against him in a duel, and as it stands, his Plasma Break spell doesn’t outdamage a barrage of gunfire from my twin Dragonfire Revolvers.
One of the other people that can beat him is cosmicUpclash, AKA Marusya Valhallum, although her win rate isn’t as good as mine.  In fact, I’d say Josh and Marusya are an even PvP match.  Given time, though, I’d say Marusya will eventually get the upper hand since she dual-wields, Josh doesn’t, and the system allows weapon upgrades and enchantments.

5.  You also seem to be under the impression that computer-based jobs don’t exist.  As a matter of fact, I’m an accountant at a new pawn shop, although I have enough free time to deal with troublemakers on CrystalStory.
It’s called multitasking, kid.  Look into it.

1.  I’m sorry you’re too retarded to compare your failing arguments to the undeniable evidence that demolishes them.
2.  I’m sorry you’re too retarded to realize that outside of the middle school that you go to, there are people who are over 18 and still like Pokemon.  I bet you’re also too retarded to Google up “18 and still like Pokemon”, which would give you proof that Pokemon is for everybody instead of just kids.
3.  If it wasn’t you who spread the god ploy around, then it means somebody found out what your email is, which basically means they can stuff whatever they want into your history and you can’t do a fucking thing about it.  If you haven’t already changed emails, you’d better do so so what’s left of your reputation can’t be destroyed by these imposters.
4.  WE ALL KNOW YOU’RE NOT A GOD!!  You don’t have to pretend anybody ever believed you, INCLUDING US!!
5.  SO WHAT IF WE’RE POSTING AT THE SAME TIME!!  That doesn’t prove anything, especially when you factor in IPs, which I DON’T KNOW HOW TO HACK!!

If you insist on arguing this any further, you are fucking IRREDEEMABLE and need to get the fuck off the internet until you grow a common fucking sense.

You really are an idiot.  You’re insisting that I ever claimed you were a
god, WHICH I CLEARLY NEVER DID, you’re under the impression that your middle school rules enough
of the world to declare worldwide that Pokemon is for kids, AND you’re
still trying to frame Josh for the god ploy, whether it really was you
or not.  You are not skilled enough to manipulate your message history to the point where your 
The only reason I could think of for him to grief you with
imposter posts is if you were to gloat about a full belt of Palkias, and
with you saying Pokemon is for kids (Your middle school is not enough
proof that it is for kids.  Hell, Google up “18+ and still like Pokemon” if you still don’t believe me.) that theory is already null and void, leaving Josh NO motive to grief you.  JOSHUA PAYNE IS NOT A GRIEFER!
And NOBODY ever thought of you as a god.  Whether it was you or someone who found out your email, it was impossible to believe.
And you’re still ignoring IPs, which Josh said yesterday that he doesn’t know how to hack.  He has never even gloated about something he programmed, which would tell anybody with even half a brain that he’s a script kiddie rather than a  full-fledged hacker.

If you insist on arguing this further, I can continue to prove you wrong.  In fact, I DARE you to continue to fight this!

calm down, u dont have to make this such a big thing

 Well, fuck.  I didn’t get your full quote.

Whatever.  You know what you said, so you know what I’m responding to.

Just listen to Ragh

expain that to me

u probably hacked  it, u overrated hacker who tracks down ip adresses, makes stupid youtube videos with little or no views and is a troll to everyone

Yahoo! Answers, Best Rating
 
Yeah, Pokemon is for nerds and possibly one of the lamest things you can do with your spare time. There’s so many people out there who are so totally obsessed with it it’s unbelievable. I used to buy the cards when I was 10 years old at a time when they were the new craze but that’s as far as it went. I didn’t like the show though as I much prefered Digimon At 14 it’s not so bad as you are still quite young. After all it is a franchise aimed at children and people in their early teens. But when you reach my age (20) or older it becomes a case of “get a life” if it’s all you do and all you think about. To still have Pokemon posters and toys all over the place is pretty childish n’ all.At the end of the day you can do what you like but in this world you will be judged for doing so. Many people will automaticaly assume you to be quite immature, nerdy or lame. It’s not their fault, it’s not yours either. It’s just what happens. It’s like if you somebody dressed in black piercings everywhere and their hair dyed wouldn’t you assume they were in to heavy metal or something similar? This is the same priciple.

there are some people about 100 in 100000000 18+ who like pokemon
they think they r childish by liking pokemon so they goand type in “is pokemon for little kids?”
in the answers they find the same kind of people who say they like pokemon
since the 100 people who like pokemon have the same thoughts that pokemon is for kids say that they play it, tthe people who dont play pokemon 18+ dont bother to search these things. thats why the best rating is of the pokemon players and there is very little comments from people who hate pokemon

by that i mean very little
as it says on wikianswer
top rated

this si a reply to ur other comment when u admitted that i got u there

i highly doubt that i will start liking pokemon, as i get older
maybe if i reverse my age and get younger but there is no chance

Listen to somebody who’s insane and thinks everybody around him is insane?  Sure thing.  Want me to wear bunny ears and babble incoherent gibberish while I’m at it?

Psst.  He’s being sarcastic.

you dont get it.
and what makes u think that i am a troll

I bet if you really did hack the scoreboards, you would’ve been banned from this site a long time ago.

 I fucking wish Josh and Dimitri were the same person so I could kill two terrorists with one stone.

why do u hate nfernox so much

 I fucking wish Josh and Dimitri were the same person so I could kill two terrorists with one stone.

dont start this again

thats was YOU and YOU are dimitri dubkova or are in a relationship with him

I tracked their IPs and they were different.
If they’re in a relationship, it’s long-distance.  Of course, it would be a tough one to manage, given that Josh doesn’t fucking exist.

Hack an IP?  I didn’t even know that was possible.

(Is it?)

Oh, you mean like the Joshua Payne that’s TALKING TO YOU RIGHT NOW?!?  You are seriously a fucking idiot.

You’re still going on about Josh not existing, huh?  Good luck with that!

Oh wait, your pirate crew isn’t really as big as you’ve advertised.  Hell, I bet half the PlaneMS players are really bots.

Good luck trying to convince nFernox that I exist.

Isn’t Josh against gay marriages anyways?

Yes, I am.

The gaming community needs more girls though.

 I should’ve been here a lot sooner so I could say the following, but whatever:
Don’t feed the trolls.

Yes, I’m directing this at Ragh Bhag since he let himself get trolled by Josh.

 You should too if you think Josh exists.

Level design is the easiest part, stupid.  What kind of TITOL would have a level design that severely limits the stage options?

The ExitPath 2 link goes to ArmorGames instead of jmtb02.  Also, the game isn’t out on Kongregate.

 I wish when flagging posts, I could put a reason.  John probably has no clue why I flagged your post, so I’m just gonna say that I flagged it for trolling me.

I would rather play Duke Nukem Forever than Exit Path 2.

I didn’t post that lie about Exit Path 2 not sucking.  So no, I didn’t “troll myself”.

Nobody’s perfect…  ESPECIALLY NOT YOU.

no

CBF.

I’m still too disgusted with the game to touch it again.

I never posted anything under your name.  Get it through your thick skull.

doesnt work could it be blocked on my computer since i do have some restrictions?

yes

DISQUS really needs a dislike button.

It’s called he looked up the solution or figured it out on his own.  Dumbfuck.

well dont post the comment before looking at the walkthrough
of course people wont know how to do levels before lokking at the walkthrough
but i dont know how u cant know how to do level 4, its kind of obvious

Can’t see it?  Get some fucking glasses.

A screeny of what I’m talking about.  The buttons may be the same size, but the walkthrough label has a smaller font so it can fit on the button.

As you were saying?

 I figured I’d check up on Josh to make sure he wasn’t getting himself in trouble with John.  What I hadn’t heard of was some trolling by Ragh Bhag.  Had I known of those trolling antics, I would’ve told everybody to shut up.

Instead, it looks like I arrived a bit late.  I definitely wasn’t expecting to see Ragh transition from troll to hater, and what I was expecting even less of was one of those theories where Josh is really someone else.  I hadn’t heard one of those since Kirby and Jagrofez (jmtb02 veterans) accused Josh of being Demeos.

I probably should’ve out-right mentioned that I’m a girl.  Whoever came up with the notion that everybody on the I-net is a boy…  really needs to be shot.

And no, I’m not a troll.  I’m dramatically more serious than Josh.  I will admit that he has done some trolling, but if it was under your name, the Level 835 community would’ve figured it out by now.  Not to mention, there were people other than JoshLV835, torrentialTurbine, and nFernox that mocked you.  Need I remind you of Jessewatts67, for example?  Whoever did the god ploy (Don’t argue with me about it.  I don’t care who you say it was.) even went as far as to make impostor posts of Jesse.
It Itches also said some things you wouldn’t like.

So get off of Josh’s back.  If he was responsible for your downfall, it was because he was as much of a pawn as you were.

i have seen josh’s posts on pther things and most of the time he is a troll

Meh.   I can’t argue the fact that I have trolled people.

thats a lot of fucks

what do mean, he is onto something
and the terrible was me, i have many names, ragh bhag (raghav_bhagwat), ragh the amazing, ragh the great,ragh the terrible, rgahav_bhagwat, 2rag, etc

dont help him people that cant do the first 3 levels.. well no one helps them

i think u messed up on ur name
kind of sad how u have to be told by someone else how to spell ur name