Dear conspiracy theorists and angry review writers,

I have now received my FIFTH review stating that my game has an elephant in it therefore it is somehow tied to a political agenda.  For you foreigners, the United States Republican Party is sometimes represented by an Elephant while the Democrats are represented by the Donkey.  Ever since the politics of this presidential race kicked off people have been stepping hard on each others toes over political issues.  I for one hate politics but will take exceptions to cases I don’t agree with.  But otherwise if there’s something on my mind I won’t skirt the issue with something like this and I am definitely too tired of the media’s obsessive politics to ever get involved at the moment.

You have to try pretty hard to make my elephant games relate to politics.  The closest you’ll probably get is the elephant being blue (that’s the colour of Republicans generally) and that he’s an elephant.  But beyond that I’m puzzled that I am getting reviews such as “You’re just hating on Republicans and I’m tired of it” because I’m really not hating on anyone!  If you knew anything about me I’m a pretty mellow guy who doesn’t really care all that much for getting overly crazy about these sorts of things.  So for you guys trying to say, “You’re a Democrat who hates Republicans!” and “You’re a Republican pushing your party!” then you should take it easy.  It’s hilarious I’m getting it from both sides, both of which think I’m pushing their respective parties down.

So enjoy your theories and complications of tiny little games!  But please do not send me anymore emails or message/comment board posts.  Thanks!

-John