Hi there!

My name is John and you found my website! I make Flash games and do other things. I have this website as a sort of homestead for myself and my work. Thanks for visiting :).

Latest Projects

  • TITOL3

    TITOL 3


  • Chuck the Sheep

    Chuck the Sheep


  • Coinbox Hero

    Coinbox Hero


  • Exit Path 2

    Exit Path 2


  • Soviet Rocket Giraffe

    Soviet Rocket Giraffe Go Go!


  • Elephant Quest

    Elephant Quest


  • Flock Together

    Flock Together


  • Treadmillasaurus Rex

    Treadmilla- saurus Rex


  • Anglebeat

    Anglebeat


  • Achievement Unlocked 2

    Achievement Unlocked 2


  • Exit Path

    Exit Path


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Exit Path 2
  • Apr01

    After months and months of work, I am really, really excited to announce a surprise reboot of one of my more popular games that fits under 250 pixels wide, Elephant Rave.  But before we do that, let’s see how far we have come:

    •  2009 -  Elephant Rave releases as a worldwide pachyderm phenomenon, being featured around the world on various news sites grabbing millions of visits.  Fights for Elephant diplomacy skyrocket.

    •  2010 -  Elephant Rave HD releases to the world, enabling those who want to show off their elephant diplomacy on their HD screens to do so.

    And now in 2011 I am incredibly proud to announce an even better, more meaningful game… now over 5x longer than the original and with a medley reworked graphics and code.  It’s Elephant Rave HD sLoWdOwN Remix, and it’s here to do knock your socks off in the most slow-paced, casual, “I’m at work eating a sandwich but want some jib-jab about elephants” way possible.

    CLICK HERE TO PLAY!

    I have to admit, I have caught a lot of flack about Elephant Rave being too difficult.  “This game is too fast and difficult” they say!  “0/5 this game is impossible.”  No it’s not!  Well, not now at least!

    Elephant Rave is a game about moving left and right, trying to avoid laser beams in an elephant-conscious game environment.  This is great to someone who excels at gaming, but to those who are more casual gamers or need a bit of help getting through the game… I felt like I was losing them.  This is a game with meaning and it’s hard to understand when everything is moving so damn fast. I need to grab that “I can’t beat the first level” audience, but how?

    Elephant Rave HD sLoWdOwN Remix not only is a bunch of capitalized and lowercase letters mixed together but a great version of Elephant Rave that runs just a bit slower so you can really sink in the morals of elephant-to-media relationships.  The elephant is a really important element of not only human society but world society, and if we categorize, judge, and persecute these noble creatures as haphazardly as we dump them into Flash games we’ll be regretting it soon enough.

    A lot of careful work went into Elephant Rave Slow.  After playing the original several times I realized that the game played like a 5-year-old with 12 Coca-Colas transfused into their body.  This is not a great way to really drive a message home.  Who was I kidding?  No one could read that fast and play the game to get the message.  I needed a better option, and that option was simple.  Slow everything the heck down.

    Not only will newcomers get a great crack at this game but vets of the old Elephant Rave will get something out of it too.  In fact, they’ll be getting a game that is approximately 5-6x longer than the original!  That’s over 6 minutes of gameplay!  In addition there is 500% more music to tune to.  There’s something for everyone in Elephant Rave Slow.

    If you are looking for the modified audio track you can play it here:

    I hope you enjoy the game! Enjoy the first day of a great, more approachable month of gaming!

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    This post was written by John on Friday, April 1st, 2011. He has 488 posts on this blog.

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  • Oct28

    Hey, it’s Wednesday.  Halfway done with the week!

    eleshirt

    Carlie found this website, sircritter.com, just a few days ago.  We got our shirts today.  Let’s just say we’re very happy (and fancy).  I got the elephant, hedgehog, manatee, and sunfish, she got the squid.  I would wear them all at once if I could.

    I’m back to writing “I Hate Traffic” and it’s going fairly well.  I am in the process of building in a system of car rotation and life, that way people can build cars that drive in more directions than right across the screen.  I would assume a release of such a game of this magnitude in November.

    Also, Elephant Rave HD is still churning.  I’m to the point of the laser beams right after the load bar happens and I’m getting the rest of the features implemented.  This should be done relatively soon.

    I’ve got a couple pumpkins but I am not entirely sure what to carve!  Whatever it is I feel the need to outdo my pumpkin from last year (which was none, I haven’t carved pumpkins for the past few years).  I’m very excited about it.

    And that’s about it.  Cheers!

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    This post was written by John on Wednesday, October 28th, 2009. He has 488 posts on this blog.

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  • Apr01

    elephant

    In an effort to combat the mass media’s intention to bring down our favourite animal friends, I am proud to announce that Jmtb02 Studios will be sponsoring the first ever Elephant Game Conference, a conference dedicated exclusively to elephant-related gaming.

    This one day conference will cover all levels of gaming and elephants.  Elephants have a special place in our world and their respect and dignity are just small parts of the overall mission of this major event.

    The single-day conference will take place in San Diego, CA at a location to be determined.

    Admission:  Free to students, industry professionals: $50 at door ($20 pre-conference).

    Conference Schedule (tentative):

    9:30a – Keynote Kickoff

    10:00a – Media Depictions of Elephants:  Are Elephants Really That Way?

    11:00a – Keystroking the Pachyderm:  Programming Tips for Elephant Coding

    12:00p – Lunch

    1:00p – Expert Panel:  What Are the Benefits of Elephants to Gaming?

    2:00p – Elephant Stereotypes and You: Debunking the Animal

    3:00p – Elephant Rave Music Appreciation Award Ceremony

    4:30p – Afterparty (TBD)

    Sponsors:  If you would like to sponsor this venue or a part of this event please contact me as soon as possible

    Registration:  Opens April 1st

    More Information:  For more information about this event please subscribe to this event’s mailing list.  The conference will have a lot going on leading up to the final event and I want to make sure everyone who is interested can get involved.  We are also looking for volunteers to assist with the conference floor and to spread the word once we have final logistics.

    Links:

    Elephant Rave

    Run Elephant Run

    Achievement Unlocked

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    This post was written by John on Wednesday, April 1st, 2009. He has 488 posts on this blog.

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  • Feb19

    elephantraveprev

    Standard:  1280 x 10241024 x 768

    Widescreen:  1920 x 1200 | 1280 x 800

    As promised more desktop backgrounds coming.  This one is from the game Elephant Rave and features a fun little friend.  The message along the bottom is from in-game and if it gets covered up by a start bar or whatever and it bothers you let me know, I’ll upload a version with the text higher or removed.  I’ll be sectioning off a part of the site for all these backgrounds so you don’t have to hunt for them.

    Also let me know if your size isn’t on here.  I tried to hit the standard sizes and if your monitor is a bit smaller or bigger I’d like to know so I can build for the largest group of people.

    Enjoy!

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    This post was written by John on Thursday, February 19th, 2009. He has 488 posts on this blog.

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  • Feb04

    elephantjabs

    Dear conspiracy theorists and angry review writers,

    I have now received my FIFTH review stating that my game has an elephant in it therefore it is somehow tied to a political agenda.  For you foreigners, the United States Republican Party is sometimes represented by an Elephant while the Democrats are represented by the Donkey.  Ever since the politics of this presidential race kicked off people have been stepping hard on each others toes over political issues.  I for one hate politics but will take exceptions to cases I don’t agree with.  But otherwise if there’s something on my mind I won’t skirt the issue with something like this and I am definitely too tired of the media’s obsessive politics to ever get involved at the moment.

    You have to try pretty hard to make my elephant games relate to politics.  The closest you’ll probably get is the elephant being blue (that’s the colour of Republicans generally) and that he’s an elephant.  But beyond that I’m puzzled that I am getting reviews such as “You’re just hating on Republicans and I’m tired of it” because I’m really not hating on anyone!  If you knew anything about me I’m a pretty mellow guy who doesn’t really care all that much for getting overly crazy about these sorts of things.  So for you guys trying to say, “You’re a Democrat who hates Republicans!” and “You’re a Republican pushing your party!” then you should take it easy.  It’s hilarious I’m getting it from both sides, both of which think I’m pushing their respective parties down.

    So enjoy your theories and complications of tiny little games!  But please do not send me anymore emails or message/comment board posts.  Thanks!

    -John

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    This post was written by John on Wednesday, February 4th, 2009. He has 488 posts on this blog.

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