Press this key in the game —> ~
How that helps it worked 4 mee
By the way nice name
Pie Man
Woah, I love this game. All your blue elephant games are EPIC!! xD Please make a sequel! It’s sooooooo awesome. I play for at least 2 hours everyday.
Nurgie
its not fair! i pressed the backspace button and i even got to the hot coffe stage by opening the game in a new tab by copying and pasting the link and i lost the game!
Cakesok
you cant “lose” the game after you gather all the achievements u climb on the roof and jump up the platforms
Emily
I LOVE YOUR GAMES! They are always so much fun, and this one is probably one of my favorites! I also like This Is The Only Level and This Is The Only Level Too! The elephant is absolutely adorable! <3 You do the best job at making games! Please make a third one of this game!!!! THANKS!
John Cooney (Jmtb02)
Thank you
Ragh Bhag
I AM A GOD AND YOU WORSSHIP ME
I COMMAND U TO MAKE ACHIEVMENT UNLOCKED 3 OR ELSE!!!!
Videgamenerd
What’s with you and being a god?
Ragh Bhag
BECUASE I AM AND FAILS LIKE U DONT GET IT
Videgamenerd
K crazy man whatever you say.*extremely sarcastic voice*
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_S3N7OJIFFHMMWIMVLUEBUM556I Look there's a flying Walr
press space
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Alex
I dont now how long much longer I can live without part 3 of this awesome game. Btw, it gives me a reason for not helping my sister moving.
Alex
I dont now how long much longer I can live without part 3 of this awesome game. Btw, it gives me a reason for not helping my sister moving.
Rohan Sampat
to everyone who is new to this awesome game, THERE IS A SECRET ROOM. COPY THE URL OF THE GAME IN A DIFFERENT TAB/WINDOW AND YOU WILL SEE HOT COFFEE. IN HOT COFFEE THERE IS ALSO COLD COFFEE(GO OF THE EDGE OF HOT COFFEE).
Ragh Bhag
what kind of person are you
you should stop telling people what to do and try to beat me instead, showoff.
Lola
Read This Message Backwards By Word: i etah uoy. ouY era na toidi. END OF MESSAGE: and BTW, if u r cool enough to know what dat means, Stop yelling at someone who is helping you hypocrite. PS My THIS IS THE ONLY LEVEL time is 1:49 ckus ti!
Raghav_bhagwat
i just beat my highscore, failure
i got -1 seconds
Owned
stop showing off, showoff
and i put the whole walkthrough
with 12 likes in 2 days
he is not helping me
he is a fail
Videgamenerd
It’s funny because you just called Rohan Sampat a showoff when you just showed off your “real” highscore.
Ragh Bhag
THAT IS MY REAL SCORE EVEN CHECK
Videgamenerd
well even if it was you would’ve had to cheat/hack.
Ragh Bhag
i didnt
Videgamenerd
Make a video showing you getting that and then I might belive you.
Tss
i am too good to do that
torrentialTurbine
No wonder why your score was deleted and you were banned. You suck so hard you have to hack.
Tss
for the last time i ddid not hack
i am a god so i can do anything
and u r SOOO dumb
that u cant even see my score!
Tss
oh i see it now
torrentialTurbine
i see it now too
and i believe that u didnt cheat/hack
Dimirti Dubkova
Just a disclaimer for all those Rahg Bhag disciple noobs: The comment I’m replying to is from a fake account made by Rahg for the sake of making me look like a fool, when the sad truth is that it cements me to a position where I’m a magnificent badass compared to Ragh Bhag!
Ragh Bhag
ill get to worshipping u now
Dimitri Dubkova
A dumbass would’ve also glossed over my score of -2147483647.
Being able to Chucknorrify time is awesome.
Demeos the Supergod
I SCORED -18,446,744,073,709,551,615. NOW GET BACK TO WORSHIPPING ME, FAGGOT.
http://Racebandit.deviantart.com Joshua Payne
2^64-1, right?
Rohan Sampat
It is me again. TO NEW PEEPS, a lot of achievements are obvious. Here is how you get the unobvious ones. 31) Thirsty – Drink some water
32) Save the Whales – Drink all the water
* These two are done with the water bottle next to the hamster wheel in your Home.
36) One… – Go once over the wheel
37) Two… – Go twice over the wheel
38) Three… – Go three times over the wheel
39) Four… – Go four times over the wheel
40) Five! – Go five times over the wheel
* How to: Get on the hamster wheel, run it till it’s at max speed, stop running, whoosh.
46) Corpse Loop – Get a corpse into an infinite loop
* Panic Button ftw.
126) Relapse – Panic while touching a checkpoint
* Is occasionally buggy, but just hit Panic a few times on every floor until you get it.
128) Clicky – Click click clickaroo
* Cliiiiick.
133) So Happy! – Make a happy face with keyboard letters
* Very annoying on keyboards that aren’t of the default English layout. Just keep hitting the keys.
136) Waltzing Ma – Push the tilda key (~)
137) Partial Colon – Push the semicolon
* Also annoying on different keyboards. Keep pressing those buttons.
144) Ode to Joy – Play Ode to Joy on the Piano
145) Twinkle Twinkle – Play Twinkle Twinkle (Little Star) on the Piano
146) Row Row Row Your Boat – Play Row your Boat on the Piano
* E, E, F, G, G, F, E, (D)
* Low C, low C, G, G, A, A, G
* Low C, low C, low C, D, E
153) Fort Alpha – Find Hidey Hole 1
* Lower middle of first floor, in the “room” “blocked” by a launcher.
154) Fort Beta – Find Hidey Hole 2
* Upper left of first floor, under the spikes.
155) Fort Gamma – Find Hidey Hole 3
* Middle of second floor. Straight to the left of the respawn point.
156) Fort Delta – Find Hidey Hole 4
* Upper left part of second floor, in the lower of the two long paths.
157) Fort Zeta – Find Hidey Hole 5
* Upper left part of third floor, in the hard to reach half-room.
158) Fort Eta – Find Hidey Hole 6
* Right side of third floor, in the lower of the indentations in the wall.
159) Fort Theta – Find Hidey Hole 7
* Middleish of fourth floor. Jump straight up and go right from the respawn point.
160) Fort Iota – Find Hidey Hole 8
* Upper right part of fourth floor. Right under those spikes in the “tough to jump to” spot.
161) Fort Kappa – Find Hidey Hole 9
* Fifth floor, upper right part, pretty much where you will land if you manage to avoid the spikes by the elevator launcher.
162) Fort Lambda – Find Hidey Hole 10
* To the lower far left on fifth floor. Really, it’s almost too obvious that there is something in that spot.
177) RGB – Stop the reels on Elephant, Llama, Giraffe
* If you hadn’t caught on: Elephant = Red, Llama = Green, Giraffe = Blue, and Emu = Yellow.
192) EleClick – Hey, that tickles!
* Click the elephant.
193) Won’t Follow Directions – You just had to do it…
* Right click the game, disobey the “Don’t Click Here”.
202) I Can’t Live With This – Die outside
* Took me a while to remember the panic button here.
204) Two Browser Windows – Open two browser windows of the same game
* The same game being Achievement Unlocked 2. Oh snap!
205) Break Time! – Find the hot coffee feature
* This will make sense once you do the above.
213) The Final Straw – Stand on top of the straw
* In the secret secret room accessed from the coffee feature.
221) Hey, a Pastry! – Poop a Pastry
* Spacebar.
235) Aww Poor Puppy – Look hopeless
* You wont know when you get it. I just let the game run and have a snack to get it.
Ragh Bhag
you know what showoff
you should stop failing
becuase none of these achievements are hard
maybe to you they are
becuase your a fail
sHoWOfF
Try to beat my 2:52 in This is the only level too
http://profiles.google.com/pawhat Ellie’s Hat
Dude, you’re the one who copy-pasted the whole freaking walkthrough. And quit bragging, because it makes you even more of a “showoff”, to use your phrase.
Ragh Bhag
now your just a fail
EPIC
Ragh Bhag’s Henchman
I know, 100% Correct information by Ragh Bhag………………… Ellie’s Hat = EPIC FAIL!
Ragh Bhag Worshiper
ellies hat is such a failure
Ragh Bhag is Right
Videgamenerd
Just calling someone a fail dosen’t prouve a point.
Ragh Bhag
ur a fail
Videgamenerd
ur not listening to me are you?
Ragh Bhag
ur a fail
Videgamenerd
Have fun not prouving anything the rest of you’re life.
Ragha bHag
your a fail
everyone knows that
Videgamenerd
O.K can anyone here who dose have proof I’m a fail?
ddd
your a fail
get the point
Dimitri Dubkova
Don’t you get it? He’s trying to say that he’s a fail!
Tss
oh right I WAS THE ONE THAT IS A FAIL
torrentialTurbine
ur a fail
See? I can say that too. Except guess what? I can mean it too.
Tss
u just stated the fact that ur a fail
cant own me now can u
u just called ur self a fail
Dimitri Dubkova
By that logic, you called yourself a fail TWICE.
So yes, I did just own you.
helskli
i know right
Raghav_bhagwat
FAIL
kjbAIUFC
Ragh Bhag is the best
everyone knows
Videgamenerd
…that ragh bhag is a fail.
Ragh Bhag
UR AN APPLE
Videgamenerd
Chocolate bar actually.
Ragh Bhag
ats why ur so dumb
Videgamenerd
Well you’re a “bhag”.
Dsded
ok ill change my name to god
Videgamenerd
That dosen’t mean you’re a god. My name isn’t choclate bar.
Tdd
well i am a god
and ur a CHOCOLATE BARHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT KIND OF FAIL ADMITS THAT THEY R A CHOCOLATE BARUR JUST A HUGE EMBARRESMENT TO THIS WORLD
Burned.
Videgamenerd
ok i admit that i am a total fail
Getronode
gettingsmaller
qwertyuiop
i know!
Ragh Bhag
thats becuase an idiot who goes by the name Videgamenerd
WONT ACCEPTH THE FACT THAT I AM A GOD
Ghi TURBINE
SMALLER
Fghgx
even smaller
Fkk
oof!!
torrentialTurbine
Well, fuck. I thought you were a cake.
Tdd
at least cakes r smarter than u, u hell of an idiot
In that case, I wonder how hard cakes would troll someone like Ragh Bhag.
Ashok Bhagwat
I AM SUCH I FAIL
WHY DID I EVER TAKE THE SIDE OF RAGH BHAG”S ENEMYS
NO IHATE MYSELF
YES RAGH BHAG IS THE GOD
I WORSHIP HIM
EVERYONE DOES
EVERYONE
Videgamenerd
Yes ragh bhag you are a fail, for making 4 acounts just to have “someone else” agree with you.
Ragh Bhag
YOUR SUCH A FAIL THAT U Eat RAINBOW UNICORNAND DONT GO TELLING GODS THAT THEY R FAILS WHEN UR A garbagecan
ownED
Videgamenerd
English please?
Ragh Bhag
Maori please
Videgamenerd
Nope.Sorry.
Ragha bH
u r n idiot
U DONT EVEN KNOW MAORI
AND HE LIVES IN THIS EARTH
Videgamenerd
How would you know if I knew him or not raghy?
Tff
iam not raghy i am a GOD
get the F-ing POINT
Dimitri Dubkova
You are raghy. I can see through all of your ploys.
Demeos the 99th
If you were Jeppo, I’d point out that you “forgot” to IP-ban Ragh Fhag.
Demeos the Supergod
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET BACK TO WORSHIPPING ME, RAGHY.
NHFNGD2
THE PERSON NEXT TO ME IS TRYING TO SHOWOFF WHEN HE IS TRYING TO OWN BUT HE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND UR SARCASM
AND HE IS DOING THE DOLPHIN
http://profiles.google.com/pawhat Ellie’s Hat
Dude, you’re the one who copy-pasted the whole freaking walkthrough. And quit bragging, because it makes you even more of a “showoff”, to use your phrase.
Lola
Shut it. Hypocritical dimwit.
Ragh Bhag
you
Mdchitale
i know, right
Videgamenerd
What? ragh bhag has 4 acounts now?WTF?
Ragh Bhag
ACTUALLY I HAVE OVER A MILLION WORSHIPPERs
Videgamenerd
Proof?
Ragh Bhag
SHUT up hypocritical dimwit
Videgamenerd
It dosen’t matter if I shut up I can still type.
Ragha Bhag
then stop showing off
Videgamenerd
Can you at least explain HOW I’m showing off?
Ragh Bhag
this is u
this is what u say
i can mentally hear u
this is what u say every single day
OH I AM SO GOODI JUST AM SOOOOO GOOOOOD I AM BETTER THAN EVERYONEOWWWWOOOWN”I HATE MY LIFE”
Ragh Bhag
and thAT WOULD JUST MAKE U WASTE MORE TIME
get a snack he says
WHAT A FAIL
Rohan Sampat
i hate my life
Rohan Sampat
AU 3 THUMBS UP IF YOU ARE WITH ME
Ragh Bhag
i am not
mousy
dout it
mousy
every1 hates u
Videgamenerd
You don’t have to be so offensive.
Ragh Bhag
JUSTWORSHIPPME
Videgamenerd
nah’ I don’t really feel like it why don’t you ask me later raghy.
Ragh Bhag
YOUE KNOW YOU ALREADY R WORSHIPPING ME RIGHT?
Videgamenerd
Clone.
torrentialTurbine
Maybe in a parallel universe. Oh wait, you suck there too.
Tss
my lordlyness is amazing everywhere even in torrentialTurbine land
Dimitri Dubkova
Nah. In fact, I’ll admit to having an ego so big that I worship myself.
Demeos the 99th
You’re saying that your big fucking ego is responsible for all the douchebaggery you’ve done to PlaneMS, huh?
Clearly, somebody needs to bring you down to earth.
I’d suggest Duke Nukem if DNF was actually an awesome game.
Demeos the Supergod
AND YOU ARE ALREADY WORSHIPPING ME.
Ragh Bhag
1) Hello Again – Start the game (Load up the game)
2) Playtastic – You found the play button (Hit the “Play” button on the Title Screen)
3) Crossroads – Discovered the Main Menu (Visit the Main Menu)
4) Mission Accepted – Start the game (Begin Achievement Unlocked 2)
5) Tiles Loaded – Loaded the level (Load up Achievement Unlocked 2)
6) Home Sweet Home – Found your home (Visit Home – Most western room)
7) First Floor – Reach the first floor (Reach the First Floor)
8) Second Floor – Reach the second floor (Reach the Second Floor)
9) Third Floor – Reach the third floor (Reach the Third Floor)
10) Fourth Floor – Got to the fourth floor (Reach the Fourth Floor)
11) Fifth Floor – Got to the fifth floor (Reach the Fifth Floor)
12) Cataclysm – Welcome to reality (Reach reality)
13) Storefront – Found the store (Reach the Marketplace)
14) Thrifty – Found the second shop room (Reach the Second Room in the Marketplace)
15) Windowshopper – Found the third shop room
(Reach the Third Room in the Marketplace)
16) Shopper – Found the fouth shop room (Reach the Fourth Room in the Marketplace)
17) Big Spender – Found the fifth shop room (Reach the Fifth Room in the Marketplace)
18) Shopaholic – Found all the shop rooms (Reach the Six Room in the Marketplace)
19) Navigationer – Found all the areas (Reach every location on the map)
20) Just Gave In – Bought the first level pack
(Purchase the First Level Pack in the Marketplace)
21) Add-on-tastic – Bought the second level pack
(Purchase the Second Level Pack in the Marketplace)
22) Deluxe Edition – Bought the third level pack
(Purchase the Third Level Pack in the Marketplace)
23) Gold Edition – Bought the fourth level pack
(Purchase the Fourth Level Pack in the Marketplace)
24) Platinum Edition – Bought the fifth level pack
(Purchase the Fifth Level Pack in the Marketplace)
25) Charge It! – Buy all the level packs
(Purchase the Sixth Level Pack in the Marketplace)
26) Wallet Burn – Press a purchase button
(Purchase something in the Marketplace)
27) No Refunds – Jump on a purchased upgrade
(Upgrade Purchase something in the Marketplace)
28) Panicked Shopper – Panic in the shop (Hit the Panic Button while in the Marketplace)
29) Home Emergency – Panic at home (Hit the Panic Button while at Home)
30) Panic Attack – Panic ten times (Hit the Panic Button 10 times)
31) Thirsty – Drink some water (Drink Water at Home)
32) Save the Whales – Drink all the water (Drink all of the Water at Home)
33) Wheel and Deal – Jump on the hamster wheel
(Jump onto the Hamster Wheel at Home)
34) Full Speed Ahead! – Reach full speed on wheel
(Reach 88 MPH on the Hamster Wheel at Home)
35) Two Trick Pony – Run both ways on the treadmill
(Change direction while on the Treadmill)
36) One… – Go once over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)
37) Two… – Go twice over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)
38) Three… – Go three times over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)
39) Four… – Go four times over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)
40) Five! – Go five times over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)
41) Dismount! – Jump off the wheel (Jump off of the Treadmill)
42) Teleport! – Go through a teleporter (Go through a teleporter on Floor Four)
43) Beam Me Up – Exit and Enter every teleporter (Go through every Teleporter)
44) Freefall Forever – Get in a downward vertical loop
(Fall down the side path of the rooms to reach the First Floor)
45) Falling Up – Create an infinite teleport loop upwards
(Create a Teleporter, to make an infinite loop)
46) Corpse Loop – Get a corpse into an infinite loop
(Drop a corpse into a Looping Teleporter)
47) Reenter – Enter the same teleporter twice (Reach the same Teleporter Twice)
48) You Might As Well – Jump up and down (Press the Jump Button – arrow key)
49) Bouncy – Jump 10 Times (Press the Jump Button 10 times – arrow key)
50) Flouncy – Jump 50 Times (Press the Jump Button 50 times – arrow key)
51) Trouncy – Jump 100 Times (Press the Jump Button 100 times – arrow key)
52) Pouncy – Jump 250 Times (Press the Jump Button 250 times – arrow key)
53) Full Jump – Do a big jump
(Press the Jump Button until you fall back down – arrow key)
54) No Double Jumping – Try to double jump
(Attempt to double jump – hit the arrow key twice)
55) See Ya – Die. (Die from a spike or hit the Panic Button)
56) Subtle Movement – Move a tiny amount across the screen (Move Slightly)
57) Panic Attack – Hit the Panic Button (The the Panic Button on your keyboard)
58) Midflight Deceased – Panic while airborne (Panic while in the air – arrow key)
59) Multideath – Die 10 times (Die Ten times)
60) MegaDeath – Die 50 times (Die Fifty times)
61) GigaDeath – Die 100 times (Die One-Hundred times)
62) Impaler – Die on spikes (Die by hitting a spike)
63) Stalagmite – Die on upward spikes (Be Impaled by an Upward Spike)
64) Stalactite – Die on downward spikes (Be Impaled by an Downward Spike)
65) Staleftmite – Die on leftward spikes (Be Impaled by an Leftward Spike)
66) Starightcite – Die on rightward spikes (Be Impaled by an Rightward Spike)
67) I Love You Spike – Die 10 times on the same spike
(Be Impaled by the same Spike 10 times)
68) Pink – Turn a spike pink (Be Impaled by a Spike)
69) First Floor Pink – Turn first floor spikes pink
(Turn all of the Spike on the first floor pink, by being impaled by them)
70) Second Floor Pink – Turn second floor spikes pink
(Turn all of the Spike on the second floor pink, by being impaled by them)
71) Third Floor Pink – Turn the third floor spikes pink
(Turn all of the Spike on the third floor pink, by being impaled by them)
72) Fourth Floor Pink – Turn the fourth floor spikes pink
(Turn all of the Spike on the fourth floor pink, by being impaled by them)
73) Fifth Floor Pink – Turn the fifth floor spikes pink
(Turn all of the Spike on the fifth floor pink, by being impaled by them)
74) Pinky Swear – Turn half the spikes pink (Turn half of all the Spikes pink)
75) Pinky Promise – Turn all the spikes pink (Turn all of the Spikes Pink)
76) WASD – Prefer the WASD Control (Use the WASD keys to move your Character)
77) Arrow Keys – Prefer the Arrow Control (Use the arrow keys to move your Character)
78) Colour My Tile – Paint a block (Paint any block in the game)
79) 100 Pretty Tiles – Colour 100 tiles in one room
(Paint One-Hundred Tiles on any Floor)
80) First Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on first Floor
(Paint One-Hundred Tiles on the First Floor)
81) Second Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 2nd Floor
(Paint One-Hundred Tiles on the Second Floor)
82) Third Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 3rd Floor
(Paint One-Hundred Tiles on the Third Floor)
83) Fourth Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 4th Floor
(Paint One-Hundred Tiles on the Fourth Floor)
84) Fifth Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 5th Floor
(Paint One-Hundred Tiles on the Fifth Floor)
85) Coloured 50 – Paint 50 tiles (Paint any 50 Tiles)
86) Coloured 100 – Paint 100 tiles (Paint any 50 Tiles)
87) Coloured 150 – Paint 150 tiles (Paint any 150 Tiles)
88) Coloured 250 – Paint 250 tiles (Paint any 250 Tiles)
89) Repainted 500 – Paint 500 tiles (Paint any 500 Tiles)
90) Launcher – Touch a launcher (Access a Launcher)
91) Launcher Cleaner – Clean all the first floor launchers
(Access all Launchers on the First Floor)
92) Launcher Scrubber – Clean all the second floor launchers
(Access all Launchers on the Second Floor)
93) Launcher Polisher – Clean all the third floor launchers
(Access all Launchers on the Third Floor)
94) Launcher Rinser – Clean all the fourth floor launchers
(Access all Launchers on the Fourth Floor)
95) Launcher Washer – Clean all the fifth floor launchers
(Access all Launchers on the Fifth Floor)
96) Launcher Powerwasher – Clean all launchers
(Access all Launchers on all of the Floors)
97) Look, a Penny! – Find a coin (Collect One Coin)
98) Pennybags – Collect 30 coins (Collect Thirty Coin)
99) Moneymaker – Collect 60 coins (Collect Sixty Coin)
100) Pennywise – Collect 90 coins (Collect Ninety Coin)
101) It Prints Money – Collect 120 coins (Collect One-Hundred Twenty Coin)
102) Scrooge – Collect 140 coins (Collect One-Hundred Fourty Coin)
103) 1st Collection – Collect first floor coins (Collect All of the Coins on the First Floor)
104) 2nd Collection – Collect second floor coins (Collect All of the Coins on the Second Floor)
105) 3rd Collection – Collect third floor coins (Collect All of the Coins on the Third Floor)
106) 4th Collection – Collect fourth floor coins (Collect All of the Coins on the Fourth Floor)
107) 5th Collection – Collect fifth floor coins (Collect All of the Coins on the Fifth Floor)
108) Gotta Collect ‘em All! – Collect all the coins (Collect All of the Coins on the Sixth Floor)
109) I’m Glad You’re Here – Stick around for 10 seconds
(Play Achievement Unlocked 2 for 10 Seconds)
110) Good Company – Stick around for 30 seconds
(Play Achievement Unlocked 2 for 30 Seconds)
111) BFFs – Stick around for 60 seconds (Play Achievement Unlocked 2 for 60 Seconds)
112) West Side – Look West (Use the Left Arrow/A Key)
113) East Side – Look East (Use the Right Arrow/D Key)
114) Dizzy – Flip direction 5 times in 1 second
(Use the Right and Left Arrow keys to quickly move the Character back and forth)
115) Hover – Stay airbourne for 6 seconds (Jump into the air for 6 seconds)
116) Dead Crowd – Generate 3 corpses at once (Gather 3 corpses)
117) Corpsaholic – Generate 5 corpses at once (Gather 5 corpses)
118) Necrophilia – Generate 10 corpses at once (Gather 10 corpses)
119) Spike Corpse Hoedown – Land 3 corpses together on the same spike
(Gather 3 corpses off of one Spike)
120) Corpse Levitation – Suspend a corpse for 2 seconds
(Maintain a copse in the air for two Seconds)
121) Corpse Juggling – Suspend 5 different corpses (Maintain 5 copses in the air)
122) Body Drop – Send a corpse to another floor (Land a corpse in another room -Lancher+Panic = Hint)
123) Undead Touch – Touch a dead corpse (Bump into a corpse)
124) Telecorpse – Teleport a corpse (Toss a copse into a teleporter – Panic Button)
125) Teletired – Teleport 50 times (Use 50 teleporters)
126) Relapse – Panic while touching a checkpoint
(Hit the Panic Button while at a Checkpoint)
127) Respawnorama – Respawn at every checkpoint (Respawn at every Checkpoint)
128) Clicky – Click click clickaroo (Click the Screen)
129) Not Left Click – Check out the Right Click Menu (Hit the Right-Click Button)
130) BILLY MAYS – Enable Caps Lock (Hit the Caps Lock Button)
131) Scrolly – Scroll the achievements list (Scroll through the Achievements list)
132) Extreme Scrolling – Scroll to the very bottom
(Scroll to the bottom of the Achievements list)
133) So Happy! – Make a happy face with keyboard letters (Type out into the Keyboard (colon + close parentheses))
134) Erasure – Push the backspace key (Hit the Backspace button on your Keyboard)
135) Quality Time – Set the quality lower (Change the Quality of the game)
136) Waltzing Ma – Push the tilda key (~) (Type out ~)
137) Partial Colon – Push the semicolon (Hit the Semi-Colon Button ; )
138) Silence is Golden – Push the mute button (Hit the Mute Button)
139) Same combo as my luggage! – Push 1,2,3,4,5 (Type out 1,2,3,4,5)
140) Paste in Notepad – Push the centre of the wheel (Click the Center of the Treadmill)
141) Dash! – Run 20 metres in-game (Move your Character 20 metres)
142) Look I’m Big! – I made music! (Hit any Key on the Piano – Floor Two)
143) Keyboard Hero – Hit every piano key (Hit Every Key on the Piano – Floor Two)
144) Ode to Joy – Play Ode to Joy on the Piano
(Play Ode to Joy on the Piano – Floor Two: E, E, F, G, G, F, E, (D))
145) Twinkle Twinkle – Play Twinkle Twinkle (Little Star) on the Piano
(Play Twinkle Twinkle Little Star on the Piano – Floor 2: Low C, low C, G, G, A, A, G)
146) Row Row Row Your Boat – Play Row your Boat on the Piano
(Play Row Row Row Your Boat on the Piano – Floor 2: Low C, low C, low C, D, E)
147) Piano Slide Up – Hit every piano key from bottom to top
(Hit Every Piano Key from left to right)
148) Piano Slide Down – Hit every piano key from top to bottom
(Hit Every Piano Key from right to left)
149) Corpse Organ – Land a corpse on a piano key (Toss a corpse onto a Piano Key)
150) Chord – Play a note while your corpse plays another
(Toss a corpse onto a Piano key and hit another)
151) Harmony – Play a note while 2 corpses play another
(Toss two corpses onto the Piano and hit another note)
152) High and Low Cs – Jump from the last key to first
(Play from the last key to the first key)
153) Fort Alpha – Find Hidey Hole 1
(Access the “lower middle of first floor, in the “room” “blocked” by a launcher”*)
154) Fort Beta – Find Hidey Hole 2
(Access the “upper left of first floor, under the spikes”*)
155) Fort Gamma – Find Hidey Hole 3
(Access the “middle of second floor. Straight to the left of the respawn point”*)
156) Fort Delta – Find Hidey Hole 4
(Access the “upper left part of second floor, in the lower of the two long paths”*)
157) Fort Zeta – Find Hidey Hole 5
(Access the “upper left part of third floor, in the hard to reach half-room”*)
158) Fort Eta – Find Hidey Hole 6
(Access the “right side of third floor, in the lower of the indentations in the wall”*)
159) Fort Theta – Find Hidey Hole 7
(Access the ‘middleish’ of fourth floor. Jump straight up and go right from the respawn point”*)
160) Fort Iota – Find Hidey Hole 8
(Access the “upper right part of fourth floor. Right under those spikes in the “tough to jump to” spot”*)
161) Fort Kappa – Find Hidey Hole 9
(Access the “Fifth Floor, upper right part, pretty much where you will land if you manage to avoid the spikes by the elevator launcher”*)
162) Fort Lambda – Find Hidey Hole 10
(Access “to the lower far left on fifth floor. Really, it’s almost too obvious that there is something in that spot”*)
163) Fortable – Find a Hidey Hole (Access any Hidey Hole)
164) Oooooooh *Push* – Push the orange button. (Press the Orange Button in-game)
165) No button! – Release the orange button. (Release the Orange Button in-game)
166) Pressing Issue – Push the orange button 20 times.
(Press the Orange Button 20 times)
167) And…. hold! – Hold the orange button down for 3 seconds (Press the Orange Button for Three seconds)
168) Pretty Button!!! – Look at the button (Stare at the Orange Button)
169) Quick to Strike – Hit the orange button twice in a second
(Double Tap the orange button in less than a second)
170) Inactivity – Don’t do anything for ten seconds (Don’t Move for 10 seconds)
171) Survival – Don’t die for 20 seconds (Stay alive for 20 seconds)
172) Invulnerable – Don’t die for 40 seconds (Stay alive for 40 seconds)
173) One Wheel! – Stop one slot reel
(Spin the Slot Machine and stop one slot on Floor Three)
174) Two Wheel! – Stop two slot reels (Stop two Slots on the Slot Machine on Floor Three)
175) Three Wheel! – Stop all the reels(Stop two Slots on the Slot Machine on Floor Three)
176) Insert Coin – Start the reels (Spin the Slots Machine on Floor Three)
177) RGB – Stop the reels on Elephant, Llama, Giraffe (Stop the Slots to make the combo of: Elephant, llama, Giraffe)
178) Elephant Jackpot! – Get all Elephants in the slot machine
(Stop the Slots to make the combo of: Elephant, Elephant, Elephant)
179) Emu Jackpot! – Get all Emus in the slot machine
(Stop the Slots to make the combo: Emus, Emus, Emus)
180) Llama Jackpot! – Each all Llamas in the slot machine (Stop the Slots to make the combo:Llama, Llama, Llama)
181) Consolation Prize – Match 2 random symbols in the slot
(Stop the Slots to get 2 animal matches)
182) Not a Winner – Match no symbols in the slots (Stop the Slots to match zero animals)
183) Trip Giraffes – Match 3 giraffes on the slots
(Stop the Slots to make the combo: Giraffe, Giraffe, Giraffe)
184) Addicted Gambler – Lock the slots 30 times (Play the Slot Machine 30 Times)
185) Left it Running – Leave the floor while the slot wheels are running
(Access any other Floor while playing with the Slot Machine)
186) Reely Restart – Restart a reel (Restart the reel)
187) Reel it backwards – Hit the reels in the reverse order
(Hit all of the reels in reverse order)
188) Three Times the Minute – System clock time is divisible by 3
(Divide the system clock by 3)
189) Rollout! – Roll the mouse off the screen (Roll your mouse outside of the game screen)
190) Mouseing Around – Move the cursor 1 foot across the screen
(Move the cursor until you’ve traveled a foot)
191) 10 Foot Mousetrek – Move the cursor 10 feet across the screen
(Move the cursor until you’ve traveled 10 feet)
192) EleClick – Hey, that tickles! (Click on the Elephant with your mouse)
193) Won’t Follow Directions – You just had to do it…
(Access the right click menu and hit “Don’t Click Here”)
194) Further Fall – Fall two floors (Fall Two Floors through a chute)
195) Super Fall – Fall three floors (Fall Three Floors through a chute)
196) Mega Fall – Fall four floors (Fall Four Floors through a chute)
197) Colossal Fall – Fall all the way to the bottom from the top
(Fall Five Floors through a chute)
198) Further Ascend – Rise two floors (Fall Two Floors through a chute)
199) Super Ascend – Rise three floors (Fall Three Floors through a chute)
200) Mega Ascend – Rise four floors (Fall Four Floors through a chute)
201) Colossal Ascend – Rise from the bottom to the top (Fall Five Floors through a chute)
202) I Can’t Live With This – Die outside (Use the Panic Button)
203) Safer Inside – Go back inside from the Cataclysm
(Go from the Cataclysm to the inside)
204) Two Browser Windows – Open two browser windows of the same game
(Open Achievement Unlocked 2 in Two Different Browsers)
205) Break Time! – Find the hot coffee feature
(Return to the game, with the second window – See 204)
206) Break Off! – Start playing again on the main screen
(In the New Window play Achievement Unlocked 2 – See 204)
207) Buzz – Move around in the coffee feature
(Move your Character in the Coffee scene – See 205)
208) The Burn! – Jump in the hot coffee mug (Jump into the Coffee – See 205)
209) Warm… – Fall below the hot coffee stage (Jump off the Coffee Stage – See 205)
210) Colder… – Fall further below the coffee stage
(Fall further off the Coffee Stage – See 205)
211) Even Colder… – Fall even further below the coffee stage
(Fall even further off the Coffee Stage – See 205)
212) Cold Coffee! – Find the secret secret stage
(Reach the Stage below the Coffee Stage – See 205)
213) The Final Straw – Stand on top of the straw (Reach the top of the Cold Coffee Straw)
214) There’s the pump! – Start the pump (Start the Pump on Floor One)
215) Begin the fill! – Fill the first floor height (Fill the First Floor with water)
216) Keep Filling Captain! – Fill the second floor height (Fill the Second Floor with Water)
217) The Pressure! – Fill the third floor height (Fill the Third Floor with Water)
218) The Bends! – Fill the fourth floor height (Fill the Fourth Floor with Water)
219) Full Glass! – Fill the entire building with water (Fill the Fifth Floor with Water)
220) Draining – Drain the entire building from the fifth floor (Drain the level)
221) Hey, a Pastry! – Poop a Pastry (Press Spacebar to make a Pasty)
222) Yum Yum! – Eat a Pastry (Eat one of your Pastries)
223) Maximum Pastry! – Poop 10 pastries (Make 10 Pastries)
224) Pastry Chef – Poop 30 pastries (Make 30 Pastries)
225) Pastry Connoisseur – Consume 25 pastries (Eat 25 Pastries)
226) Bloataphant – Eat 50 pastries (Eat 50 Pastries)
227) Doggy Bag – Launch a pastry into a teleporter (Make a Pastry fall into a teleporter)
228) To Go Order – Use a launcher to launch a pastry
(Use a Lancher to shoot away a Pastry)
229) Pastry for the Dead – Give a pastry to a corpse (Make a pastry and hit a corpse)
230) Soggy pastries – Make pastries underwater (Make a Pastry underwater – See 214)
231) Drown – Die underwater (Drown yourself underwater – See 214)
232) Do a Barrel Roll! – Push Z or R twice! (Hit the keys Z or R Twice)
233) I Don’t Get It – Access the walkthrough (Hit the walkthrough button in-game)
234) Stop and Hop – Jump without moving left or right
(Jump without moving in any direction, but up)
235) Aww Poor Puppy – Look hopeless (Wait/Freeze for a moment)
236) A Decade – Earn 10% of the achievements (Earn any 25 Achievements)
237) It’s Roaring! – Earn 20% of the achievements (Earn any 50 Achievements)
238) Days Past September – Earn 30% of the achievements (Earn any 75 Achievements)
239) By Volume – Earn 40% of the achievements (Earn any 100 Achievements)
240) Fifty – Earn 50% of the achievements (Earn any 125 Achievements)
241) Every Time – Earn 60% of the achievements (Earn any 150 Achievements)
242) Hey, Youre Passing! – Earn 70% of the achievements (Earn any 175 Achievements)
243) B Average – Earn 80% of the achievements (Earn any 200 Achievements)
244) Final Run – Earn 90% of the achievements (Earn any 225 Achievements)
245) Almost There! – Earn 95% of the achievements (Earn any 239 Achievements)
246) I Can’t Shake Him! – Earn 96% of the achievements (Earn any 242 Achievements)
247) Almost… there… – Earn 97% of the achievements (Earn any 245 Achievements)
248) Stay on Target! – Earn 98% of the achievements (Earn any 247 Achievements)
249) Pull Up! – Earn 99% of the achievements (Earn any 249 Achievements)
250) Absolute Completion – Earn every other achievement (Earn all 250 Achievements)
Maomimi
wow….
Ragh Bhag
CTRL+C
CTRL+V
hydralover
i bet you copied it from the walk though
Ragh Bhag
no id did not copy it from the walkTHOUGH
but maybe i copied it from the walk THROUGH
MAYbe
Mdchitale
hydralover just got owned by Ragh Bhag
Demeos the 99th
Ragh Fhag, in return, got buttfucked by a makeshift coalition of people who aren’t even on the same fucking faction.
Ragh Bhag’s Henchman
hydrlover is an EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ragh Bhag is absolutely right!!!!!!!!
Ragh Bhag
u have a new assignment now
worship the following people
videgamenerd
torrentialturbine
josh payne
nfernox
im a fail
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches
I was gonna say you had ZERO worshippers, but that would just be giving you the respect that you never did deserve and never will deserve. Josh is right for once.
Ragh Bhag’s Henchman
ok i wont
Ragh Bhag’s Henchman
ok i wont
Ragh Bhag’s Henchman
Owned! hydralover. Powned! hydralover is WRONG!!!! Ragh Bhag is right….ALWAYS
Videgamenerd
I bet you’re just ragh bhag logged in with a different acount.Otherwise you’re just a pathetic fanboy.
Ragh Bhag’s Henchman
no i just worship ragh bhag cause hes the god
he forced me to change his name becuase he is a black mage
Videgamenerd
How can he be a black mage and a god at the same time?
Ragh Bhag
becuase he is the BEST
Videgamenerd
Whatever just realise RBH from you’re spell.
Ragh Bhag
shut up.
torrentialTurbine
What he is…
…is getting raped by one of those Cyberdemons from Doom as I speak.
Ragh Bhag
i am a GODLIKE PERSON
and ur a peice of ****
torrentialTurbine
Hey, you know how you pointed out that typo in Josh’s post? I just found one in yours.
Where it says you suck Videgamenerd’s dick all day because you like it so much, you said you were a godlike person.
You’re welcome!
Ragh Bhag
ur a torrential turbine
u have no mental ability forget physical
I suppose that makes me a race bandit then? (RaceBandit is my username on YouTube and DeviantART)
Then how come I don’t steal races all the time? Oh, right, because I’m sane, unlike you.
Ragh Bhag
thats cause im a dumbass
ill worship u now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches
True
Tss
NoT!
and GET A LIFE< COPIERS
i was the one who made up the trick and the comment that says i will worship u now and that i am a dumbass is FAKE
Ragh Bhag
who the fuck are you and why are you trying to hinder me
Tss
i was in my godlike place 5 days ago
and i did not have a computer
Demeos the 99th
Hell isn’t godlike.
Tss
remember i am a god and a titan
a black mage and a mage
so i live in hell and heaven and earth
torrentialTurbine
Oh, NOW you tell us you’re a Titan? What’s next; are you gonna call yourself an embodiment of chaos?
Again, if you’re God, I’m a purple elephant with green stripes, yellow polka dots, and three dicks.
Now that you’re claiming to be a titan, I have to add a second head.
Demeos the Supergod
AND I AM A SUPERGOD. YOUR POINT?
Demeos the Supergod
IT’S NOT FAKE. GET BACK TO WORSHIPPING ME, FUCKER.
Tss
when you said i’m sane u put a space by accident and a apostrophe by accident and do u know how the m and n r next to eachother
well i think u messed up there too to just point out
but stop repeating the obvious
it is obvious that u r insane and i am the opposite so thx
get a life
Dimitri Dubkova
“Oh, right, because insane, unlike you.”
Doesn’t sound right. Besides, you already admitted to submitting to – and worshipping – us, so there’s no way you can recover from that.
Demeos the 99th
By that logic, you’re suggesting that race-banditry is sane. I can’t think of anyone who is sane and would think race-banditry is sane.
A shitty thinker wouldn’t be able to think of any games, let alone private servers.
I’ll give Demeos that and only that.
Demeos the 99th
A shitty thinker wouldn’t be able to think of a challenge path such as the Haxlocke either.
I’ll give you that. Now maybe if you weren’t a terrorist, you’d actually get some contributions and not be stuck in development hell.
Ragh Bhag
This comment has been blown up by jmtb02.
torrentialTurbine
The fact that I can reply to this tells me that… this is false hope administered by Raghy. Sorry, guys.
Elijah the Mango
I’m sorry, could u repeat that?
Ragh Bhag
yes i could
ctrl c
ctrl v
PERSON WHO DOESNT REALIZE THE OBVIOUS
John Cooney (Jmtb02)
your the best
Ragh Bhag
1) Hello Again – Start the game (Load up the game)
2) Playtastic – You found the play button (Hit the “Play” button on the Title Screen)
3) Crossroads – Discovered the Main Menu (Visit the Main Menu)
4) Mission Accepted – Start the game (Begin Achievement Unlocked 2)
5) Tiles Loaded – Loaded the level (Load up Achievement Unlocked 2)
6) Home Sweet Home – Found your home (Visit Home – Most western room)
7) First Floor – Reach the first floor (Reach the First Floor)
8) Second Floor – Reach the second floor (Reach the Second Floor)
9) Third Floor – Reach the third floor (Reach the Third Floor)
10) Fourth Floor – Got to the fourth floor (Reach the Fourth Floor)
11) Fifth Floor – Got to the fifth floor (Reach the Fifth Floor)
12) Cataclysm – Welcome to reality (Reach reality)
13) Storefront – Found the store (Reach the Marketplace)
14) Thrifty – Found the second shop room (Reach the Second Room in the Marketplace)
15) Windowshopper – Found the third shop room
(Reach the Third Room in the Marketplace)
16) Shopper – Found the fouth shop room (Reach the Fourth Room in the Marketplace)
17) Big Spender – Found the fifth shop room (Reach the Fifth Room in the Marketplace)
18) Shopaholic – Found all the shop rooms (Reach the Six Room in the Marketplace)
19) Navigationer – Found all the areas (Reach every location on the map)
20) Just Gave In – Bought the first level pack
(Purchase the First Level Pack in the Marketplace)
21) Add-on-tastic – Bought the second level pack
(Purchase the Second Level Pack in the Marketplace)
22) Deluxe Edition – Bought the third level pack
(Purchase the Third Level Pack in the Marketplace)
23) Gold Edition – Bought the fourth level pack
(Purchase the Fourth Level Pack in the Marketplace)
24) Platinum Edition – Bought the fifth level pack
(Purchase the Fifth Level Pack in the Marketplace)
25) Charge It! – Buy all the level packs
(Purchase the Sixth Level Pack in the Marketplace)
26) Wallet Burn – Press a purchase button
(Purchase something in the Marketplace)
27) No Refunds – Jump on a purchased upgrade
(Upgrade Purchase something in the Marketplace)
28) Panicked Shopper – Panic in the shop (Hit the Panic Button while in the Marketplace)
29) Home Emergency – Panic at home (Hit the Panic Button while at Home)
30) Panic Attack – Panic ten times (Hit the Panic Button 10 times)
31) Thirsty – Drink some water (Drink Water at Home)
32) Save the Whales – Drink all the water (Drink all of the Water at Home)
33) Wheel and Deal – Jump on the hamster wheel
(Jump onto the Hamster Wheel at Home)
34) Full Speed Ahead! – Reach full speed on wheel
(Reach 88 MPH on the Hamster Wheel at Home)
35) Two Trick Pony – Run both ways on the treadmill
(Change direction while on the Treadmill)
36) One… – Go once over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)
37) Two… – Go twice over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)
38) Three… – Go three times over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)
39) Four… – Go four times over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)
40) Five! – Go five times over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)
41) Dismount! – Jump off the wheel (Jump off of the Treadmill)
42) Teleport! – Go through a teleporter (Go through a teleporter on Floor Four)
43) Beam Me Up – Exit and Enter every teleporter (Go through every Teleporter)
44) Freefall Forever – Get in a downward vertical loop
(Fall down the side path of the rooms to reach the First Floor)
45) Falling Up – Create an infinite teleport loop upwards
(Create a Teleporter, to make an infinite loop)
46) Corpse Loop – Get a corpse into an infinite loop
(Drop a corpse into a Looping Teleporter)
47) Reenter – Enter the same teleporter twice (Reach the same Teleporter Twice)
48) You Might As Well – Jump up and down (Press the Jump Button – arrow key)
49) Bouncy – Jump 10 Times (Press the Jump Button 10 times – arrow key)
50) Flouncy – Jump 50 Times (Press the Jump Button 50 times – arrow key)
51) Trouncy – Jump 100 Times (Press the Jump Button 100 times – arrow key)
52) Pouncy – Jump 250 Times (Press the Jump Button 250 times – arrow key)
53) Full Jump – Do a big jump
(Press the Jump Button until you fall back down – arrow key)
54) No Double Jumping – Try to double jump
(Attempt to double jump – hit the arrow key twice)
55) See Ya – Die. (Die from a spike or hit the Panic Button)
56) Subtle Movement – Move a tiny amount across the screen (Move Slightly)
57) Panic Attack – Hit the Panic Button (The the Panic Button on your keyboard)
58) Midflight Deceased – Panic while airborne (Panic while in the air – arrow key)
59) Multideath – Die 10 times (Die Ten times)
60) MegaDeath – Die 50 times (Die Fifty times)
61) GigaDeath – Die 100 times (Die One-Hundred times)
62) Impaler – Die on spikes (Die by hitting a spike)
63) Stalagmite – Die on upward spikes (Be Impaled by an Upward Spike)
64) Stalactite – Die on downward spikes (Be Impaled by an Downward Spike)
65) Staleftmite – Die on leftward spikes (Be Impaled by an Leftward Spike)
66) Starightcite – Die on rightward spikes (Be Impaled by an Rightward Spike)
67) I Love You Spike – Die 10 times on the same spike
(Be Impaled by the same Spike 10 times)
68) Pink – Turn a spike pink (Be Impaled by a Spike)
69) First Floor Pink – Turn first floor spikes pink
(Turn all of the Spike on the first floor pink, by being impaled by them)
70) Second Floor Pink – Turn second floor spikes pink
(Turn all of the Spike on the second floor pink, by being impaled by them)
71) Third Floor Pink – Turn the third floor spikes pink
(Turn all of the Spike on the third floor pink, by being impaled by them)
227) Doggy Bag – Launch a pastry into a teleporter (Make a Pastry fall into a teleporter)
228) To Go Order – Use a launcher to launch a pastry
(Use a Lancher to shoot away a Pastry)
229) Pastry for the Dead – Give a pastry to a corpse (Make a pastry and hit a corpse)
230) Soggy pastries – Make pastries underwater (Make a Pastry underwater – See 214)
231) Drown – Die underwater (Drown yourself underwater – See 214)
232) Do a Barrel Roll! – Push Z or R twice! (Hit the keys Z or R Twice)
233) I Don’t Get It – Access the walkthrough (Hit the walkthrough button in-game)
234) Stop and Hop – Jump without moving left or right
(Jump without moving in any direction, but up)
235) Aww Poor Puppy – Look hopeless (Wait/Freeze for a moment)
236) A Decade – Earn 10% of the achievements (Earn any 25 Achievements)
237) It’s Roaring! – Earn 20% of the achievements (Earn any 50 Achievements)
238) Days Past September – Earn 30% of the achievements (Earn any 75 Achievements)
239) By Volume – Earn 40% of the achievements (Earn any 100 Achievements)
240) Fifty – Earn 50% of the achievements (Earn any 125 Achievements)
241) Every Time – Earn 60% of the achievements (Earn any 150 Achievements)
242) Hey, Youre Passing! – Earn 70% of the achievements (Earn any 175 Achievements)
243) B Average – Earn 80% of the achievements (Earn any 200 Achievements)
244) Final Run – Earn 90% of the achievements (Earn any 225 Achievements)
245) Almost There! – Earn 95% of the achievements (Earn any 239 Achievements)
246) I Can’t Shake Him! – Earn 96% of the achievements (Earn any 242 Achievements)
247) Almost… there… – Earn 97% of the achievements (Earn any 245 Achievements)
248) Stay on Target! – Earn 98% of the achievements (Earn any 247 Achievements)
249) Pull Up! – Earn 99% of the achievements (Earn any 249 Achievements)
250) Absolute Completion – Earn every other achievement (Earn all 250 Achievements)
Created by Ragh Bhag
For Dumb People that dont know about this game
Always remember to like this and Remember that Ellies Hat, Rohan Sampat, and Lola are big Fails
246) I Can’t Shake Him! – Earn 96% of the achievements (Earn any 242 Achievements)
247) Almost… there… – Earn 97% of the achievements (Earn any 245 Achievements)
248) Stay on Target! – Earn 98% of the achievements (Earn any 247 Achievements)
249) Pull Up! – Earn 99% of the achievements (Earn any 249 Achievements)
250) Absolute Completion – Earn every other achievement (Earn all 250 Achievements)
Ragh Bhag
1) Hello Again – Start the game (Load up the game)
2) Playtastic – You found the play button (Hit the “Play” button on the Title Screen)
3) Crossroads – Discovered the Main Menu (Visit the Main Menu)
4) Mission Accepted – Start the game (Begin Achievement Unlocked 2)
5) Tiles Loaded – Loaded the level (Load up Achievement Unlocked 2)
6) Home Sweet Home – Found your home (Visit Home – Most western room)
7) First Floor – Reach the first floor (Reach the First Floor)
8) Second Floor – Reach the second floor (Reach the Second Floor)
9) Third Floor – Reach the third floor (Reach the Third Floor)
10) Fourth Floor – Got to the fourth floor (Reach the Fourth Floor)
11) Fifth Floor – Got to the fifth floor (Reach the Fifth Floor)
12) Cataclysm – Welcome to reality (Reach reality)
13) Storefront – Found the store (Reach the Marketplace)
14) Thrifty – Found the second shop room (Reach the Second Room in the Marketplace)
15) Windowshopper – Found the third shop room
(Reach the Third Room in the Marketplace)
16) Shopper – Found the fouth shop room (Reach the Fourth Room in the Marketplace)
17) Big Spender – Found the fifth shop room (Reach the Fifth Room in the Marketplace)
18) Shopaholic – Found all the shop rooms (Reach the Six Room in the Marketplace)
19) Navigationer – Found all the areas (Reach every location on the map)
20) Just Gave In – Bought the first level pack
(Purchase the First Level Pack in the Marketplace)
21) Add-on-tastic – Bought the second level pack
(Purchase the Second Level Pack in the Marketplace)
22) Deluxe Edition – Bought the third level pack
(Purchase the Third Level Pack in the Marketplace)
23) Gold Edition – Bought the fourth level pack
(Purchase the Fourth Level Pack in the Marketplace)
24) Platinum Edition – Bought the fifth level pack
(Purchase the Fifth Level Pack in the Marketplace)
25) Charge It! – Buy all the level packs
(Purchase the Sixth Level Pack in the Marketplace)
26) Wallet Burn – Press a purchase button
(Purchase something in the Marketplace)
27) No Refunds – Jump on a purchased upgrade
(Upgrade Purchase something in the Marketplace)
28) Panicked Shopper – Panic in the shop (Hit the Panic Button while in the Marketplace)
29) Home Emergency – Panic at home (Hit the Panic Button while at Home)
30) Panic Attack – Panic ten times (Hit the Panic Button 10 times)
31) Thirsty – Drink some water (Drink Water at Home)
32) Save the Whales – Drink all the water (Drink all of the Water at Home)
33) Wheel and Deal – Jump on the hamster wheel
(Jump onto the Hamster Wheel at Home)
34) Full Speed Ahead! – Reach full speed on wheel
(Reach 88 MPH on the Hamster Wheel at Home)
35) Two Trick Pony – Run both ways on the treadmill
(Change direction while on the Treadmill)
36) One… – Go once over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)
37) Two… – Go twice over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)
38) Three… – Go three times over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)
39) Four… – Go four times over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)
40) Five! – Go five times over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)
41) Dismount! – Jump off the wheel (Jump off of the Treadmill)
42) Teleport! – Go through a teleporter (Go through a teleporter on Floor Four)
43) Beam Me Up – Exit and Enter every teleporter (Go through every Teleporter)
44) Freefall Forever – Get in a downward vertical loop
(Fall down the side path of the rooms to reach the First Floor)
45) Falling Up – Create an infinite teleport loop upwards
(Create a Teleporter, to make an infinite loop)
46) Corpse Loop – Get a corpse into an infinite loop
(Drop a corpse into a Looping Teleporter)
47) Reenter – Enter the same teleporter twice (Reach the same Teleporter Twice)
48) You Might As Well – Jump up and down (Press the Jump Button – arrow key)
49) Bouncy – Jump 10 Times (Press the Jump Button 10 times – arrow key)
50) Flouncy – Jump 50 Times (Press the Jump Button 50 times – arrow key)
51) Trouncy – Jump 100 Times (Press the Jump Button 100 times – arrow key)
52) Pouncy – Jump 250 Times (Press the Jump Button 250 times – arrow key)
53) Full Jump – Do a big jump
(Press the Jump Button until you fall back down – arrow key)
54) No Double Jumping – Try to double jump
(Attempt to double jump – hit the arrow key twice)
55) See Ya – Die. (Die from a spike or hit the Panic Button)
56) Subtle Movement – Move a tiny amount across the screen (Move Slightly)
57) Panic Attack – Hit the Panic Button (The the Panic Button on your keyboard)
58) Midflight Deceased – Panic while airborne (Panic while in the air – arrow key)
59) Multideath – Die 10 times (Die Ten times)
60) MegaDeath – Die 50 times (Die Fifty times)
61) GigaDeath – Die 100 times (Die One-Hundred times)
62) Impaler – Die on spikes (Die by hitting a spike)
63) Stalagmite – Die on upward spikes (Be Impaled by an Upward Spike)
64) Stalactite – Die on downward spikes (Be Impaled by an Downward Spike)
65) Staleftmite – Die on leftward spikes (Be Impaled by an Leftward Spike)
66) Starightcite – Die on rightward spikes (Be Impaled by an Rightward Spike)
67) I Love You Spike – Die 10 times on the same spike
(Be Impaled by the same Spike 10 times)
68) Pink – Turn a spike pink (Be Impaled by a Spike)
69) First Floor Pink – Turn first floor spikes pink
(Turn all of the Spike on the first floor pink, by being impaled by them)
70) Second Floor Pink – Turn second floor spikes pink
(Turn all of the Spike on the second floor pink, by being impaled by them)
71) Third Floor Pink – Turn the third floor spikes pink
(Turn all of the Spike on the third floor pink, by being impaled by them)
227) Doggy Bag – Launch a pastry into a teleporter (Make a Pastry fall into a teleporter)
228) To Go Order – Use a launcher to launch a pastry
(Use a Lancher to shoot away a Pastry)
229) Pastry for the Dead – Give a pastry to a corpse (Make a pastry and hit a corpse)
230) Soggy pastries – Make pastries underwater (Make a Pastry underwater – See 214)
231) Drown – Die underwater (Drown yourself underwater – See 214)
232) Do a Barrel Roll! – Push Z or R twice! (Hit the keys Z or R Twice)
233) I Don’t Get It – Access the walkthrough (Hit the walkthrough button in-game)
234) Stop and Hop – Jump without moving left or right
(Jump without moving in any direction, but up)
235) Aww Poor Puppy – Look hopeless (Wait/Freeze for a moment)
236) A Decade – Earn 10% of the achievements (Earn any 25 Achievements)
237) It’s Roaring! – Earn 20% of the achievements (Earn any 50 Achievements)
238) Days Past September – Earn 30% of the achievements (Earn any 75 Achievements)
239) By Volume – Earn 40% of the achievements (Earn any 100 Achievements)
240) Fifty – Earn 50% of the achievements (Earn any 125 Achievements)
241) Every Time – Earn 60% of the achievements (Earn any 150 Achievements)
242) Hey, Youre Passing! – Earn 70% of the achievements (Earn any 175 Achievements)
243) B Average – Earn 80% of the achievements (Earn any 200 Achievements)
244) Final Run – Earn 90% of the achievements (Earn any 225 Achievements)
245) Almost There! – Earn 95% of the achievements (Earn any 239 Achievements)
246) I Can’t Shake Him! – Earn 96% of the achievements (Earn any 242 Achievements)
247) Almost… there… – Earn 97% of the achievements (Earn any 245 Achievements)
248) Stay on Target! – Earn 98% of the achievements (Earn any 247 Achievements)
249) Pull Up! – Earn 99% of the achievements (Earn any 249 Achievements)
Absolute Completion is 250
WIN
Created by Ragh Bhag
For Dumb People that dont know about this game
Always remember to like this and Remember that Ellies Hat, Rohan Sampat, and Lola are big Fails
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250) Absolute Completion – Earn every other achievement (Earn all 250 Achievements)
Created by Ragh Bhag
For Dumb People who dont know anything about this game
Remember to Like this… And remember that Rohan Sampat, Lola, and Ellies Hat are big FAILS
Videgamenerd
NONONO
RAGH BHAG
I WILL WORSHIP U FOREVER AND EVER
I WILL NOW TURN INTO UR WORSHIPPER
Ragh Bhag
YES
MY REIGN HAS REACHED I AM NOW AT 1billion and 1 WORSHIPERS
I WORSHIP RAGH BHAG
SEE
I AM THE FORMER VIDEGAMENERD BUT NOW I AM THE RAGH BHAG WORSHIPPER 1000000001
Ragh Bhag
OK MY NEXT GOAL IS TO HAVE JMTB02 the creator of these games worship me
who thinks i should do it
Bla20020
yeah i think u should actually
it’d be fun for jmtb02 to suffer for once
John Cooney (Jmtb02)
NOOOO!!!!HAVE MERCY MY LORD RAGH BHAG, HAVE MERCY ON MEDONT LET THIS HAPPENNOOO!!!PLEASE
I BEG UIF U DO THISTHI |TH T/…
shut up coward
i could probably own u anything
“well silly of me, obviously i could, why did i even say that i could beat u in anything so obvious i am a god!!”
Dude. We’ve already seen through your “god” ploy. You’re being owned repeatedly by at least three people, and you don’t still don’t know when to quit? If you really are a god, then you’re the god of patience.
Ragh Bhag
no
im not a god
im not a black mage either
im an epic fucken fail
what made me think i could beat u guys in a troll fight
fuck im a fucken fail
Tss
your always being owned
in fact u just got got owned
ur a trash can so STOP talking, fool
If I’m being “owned”, how come my ego hasn’t crashed yet?
Elijah the Mango
No, Ragh Bhag, you failed. No one can be “GOT GOT OWNED”.
If you’re going to start calling people “trash cans”, then just remember that being a trash can or a fruit is better than a doggie bag for sick children
Ragh Bhag
and remember that u r even worse than that
torrentialTurbine
thats part of the effect
torrentialTurbine
I don’t even know what you were trying to accomplish with that imposter post. You’re clearly losing what’s left of your make-believe touch.
Tricia_the_explosive_flower
fail.
Videgamenerd
How did my clone get on here?
Ragh Bhag
becuase its not a clone
its u getting telepathically teleconietically controled
Videgamenerd
I don’t remember that happening…
Ragh Bhag
i know
becuase ur mind has been mangled with
Ragh Bhag
that was demeoss fault
he thought making me look significant would work
but thats okay i still worship him
Videgamenerd
…NOT!
Videgamenerd
i shouldnt have ever said that
i am forever ragh bhags worshipper
i will worship u , my lord ragh bhag
torrentialTurbine
“…NOT!” –Videgamenerd
Seriously Ragh, if we don’t want to worship you, your posts aren’t going to make us do so. You suck too hard for that to work.
Demeos the Supergod
YOU ARE NOW FREE FROM RAGH BHAG’S CURSE.
Dert
Before reading these comments note that the following people have turned in to my worshippers
N-Fernox
torrentialTurbine
Josh Payne
Joshua Payne
Ellies Hat
Rohan Sampat
Elijah the Mango
It Itches
Videgamenerd
hydralover
and anyother nonworshippers
Every one that lives on this earth or anywhere in this universe is my worshipper
worship me or die
for i am Ragh Bhag the Ruler
Ragh Bhag the Legend
Ragh Bhag the BEST
and RAGH BHAG THE GOD!
TAKE NOTE OF THIS AND FOLLOW IT OR DIE
AVOID UR NAME ON THIS BLACK LIST
for those of u who have yet not understood
i shall repeat>
i will come to ur house and rip ur face off
Before reading these comments note that the following people have turned in to my worshippers
N-Fernox
torrentialTurbine
Josh Payne
Joshua Payne
Ellies Hat
Rohan Sampat
Elijah the Mango
It Itches
Videgamenerd
hydralover
and anyother nonworshippers
Every one that lives on this earth or anywhere in this universe is my worshipper
worship me or die
for i am Ragh Bhag the Ruler
Ragh Bhag the Legend
Ragh Bhag the BEST
and RAGH BHAG THE GOD!
TAKE NOTE OF THIS AND FOLLOW IT OR DIE
AVOID UR NAME ON THIS BLACK LIST
You change a few words and it’s supposedly not plagiarism.
I change more than half a server’s code and Nexon and Wizet are whining at me for plagiarizing Maplestory.
Simply put, you’re plagiarizing harder than I am.
Ninahottie894
I LOVE MAPLESTORY!!!!!!!
Tss
no u dont
Tss
sit in a corner and die in a hole, apple
Something
AND DID IT AGAIN FROM A DIFFERENT WEBSITE THAT PUT SPACES!!???
Tss
die in a hole, piece of insignificant trash
Demeos the 99th
You first, faggot!
Ragh Bhag
a year ago i went up and put up some comments about me being better than everyone in achievement unlocked 2 ALONE
and now this place is swamped by emails of me (even though that is not me) claiming that i am a god
thats gone wayyy to far
it was probably Joshua Payne trying to make someone look weird and mental
i dont know maybe he has some mental disfunction spending so much TIME making fake comments, critisizing himself
(he made Ragh Bhag (me) and then critisized him so actually his is calling himself gay, and a fail)
how dumb
http://Racebandit.deviantart.com Joshua Payne
If this was really somebody else’s doing, I would’ve been able to see your original comments under your history. Since the only comments I can see under this comment’s name are you spamming this site with this message, though, I can safely say that you’re just using an alt to frame me.
Not to mention, I checked your helpful comments (the ones that explained how to do some of the things in the game) and their histories had you going on about you being a god.
tl;dr: You’re still not fooling anybody. Take your own advice.
Something
You copied a pasted the walkthrough!?
Ragh Bhag
Before reading these comments note that the following people have turned in to my worshippers
N-Fernox
torrentialTurbine
Josh Payne
Joshua Payne
Ellies Hat
Rohan Sampat
Elijah the Mango
It Itches
Videgamenerd
hydralover
and anyother nonworshippers
Every one that lives on this earth or anywhere in this universe is my worshipper
worship me or die
for i am Ragh Bhag the Ruler
Ragh Bhag the Legend
Ragh Bhag the BEST
and RAGH BHAG THE GOD!
TAKE NOTE OF THIS AND FOLLOW IT OR DIE
AVOID UR NAME ON THIS BLACK LIST
Obviously, I’m not one of your “worshippers” since there are exactly zero posts of me “worshipping” you.
Demeos the Supergod
YOU WORSHIP ME NOW, SO STOP. YOU EVEN SAID IT YOURSELF, YOU FUCKTARD. THERE WEREN’T ANY FAKES, CLONES, OR ANYTHING. IT WAS YOU.
Joon060707
SDFDFGAD
Jude
BILLY MAYS HERE TO GIVE YOU ELEPHANT BLUE. IT SCRUBS THE TOILET,THE STAINS OFF CLOTHES AND EVEN THE ELEPHANT ITSELF. TO ORDER CALL 109-408-ELEPHANT OR JUST GER YOUR LAZY BUTTS AND WE’LL DOUBLE THE OFFER……CAPS LOCK
Ragh Bhag
you know what
mabye
you are a FAILURE, like you are
Videgamenerd
Why do you call everyone a fail?
Ragh Bhag
because u r
Videgamenerd
But that’s impossible because you called people fails before you even knew I excisted, silly.
Ragh Bhag
SILLY YOUR SILLY
Videgamenerd
O.K
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches
Hes the worst at come backs I have ever seen T_T
N-Fernox
YLLIS RUOY TLLIS
Yes, I did just ninja torrentialTurbine. Fuck you.
Tss
your so dumb
sillt is not a word, smartie
Dimitri Dubkova
Way to go, dumbass. You gave the troll food a way to fight back.
Ragh Bhag
not necessarily
im worshipping u and nfernox now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches
Alts don’t count. And no, he wasn’t “controlled”. He already knows you tried to fake it, and he spin-doctored it into him being infinitely better than you.
Oh, wait. On that last note… the only person you’re better than is Andrew Hussie.
Ragh Bhag
To call me
simply pick up the phone and call
1-800-NOT A REAL NUMBER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches
That number is too long to be real!
mememe
hello i would like the elephant blue. sold out? how about the one from AU 1? oh… are the other colors form AU 1 gone too? they are… how about a Llama from LA? no? well i guess everyone bought everything… oh well bye.
me myself and i
wut is responoroma and how do u do it
Ragh Bhag
respawn urself in every floor
Krubby
who else here is in the top 100? i want to get together with you and set a multiplayer record.
Vcvvvvv
1) Hello Again – Start the game2) Playtastic – You found the play button3) Crossroads – Discovered the Main Menu4) Mission Accepted – Start the game5) Tiles Loaded – Loaded the level6) Home Sweet Home – Found your home7) First Floor – Reach the first floor8) Second Floor – Reach the second floor9) Third Floor – Reach the third floor10) Fourth Floor – Got to the fourth floor11) Fifth Floor – Got to the fifth floor12) Cataclysm – Welcome to reality13) Storefront – Found the store14) Thrifty – Found the second shop room15) Windowshopper – Found the third shop room16) Shopper – Found the fouth shop room17) Big Spender – Found the fifth shop room18) Shopaholic – Found all the shop rooms19) Navigationer – Found all the areas20) Just Gave In – Bought the first level pack21) Add-on-tastic – Bought the second level pack22) Deluxe Edition – Bought the third level pack23) Gold Edition – Bought the fourth level pack24) Platinum Edition – Bought the fifth level pack25) Charge It! – Buy all the level packs26) Wallet Burn – Press a purchase button27) No Refunds – Jump on a purchased upgrade28) Panicked Shopper – Panic in the shop29) Home Emergency – Panic at home30) Panic Attack – Panic ten times31) Thirsty – Drink some water32) Save the Whales – Drink all the water33) Wheel and Deal – Jump on the hamster wheel34) Full Speed Ahead! – Reach full speed on wheel35) Two Trick Pony – Run both ways on the treadmill36) One… – Go once over the wheel37) Two… – Go twice over the wheel38) Three… – Go three times over the wheel39) Four… – Go four times over the wheel40) Five! – Go five times over the wheel41) Dismount! – Jump off the wheel42) Teleport! – Go through a teleporter43) Beam Me Up – Exit and Enter every teleporter44) Freefall Forever – Get in a downward vertical loop45) Falling Up – Create an infinite teleport loop upwards46) Corpse Loop – Get a corpse into an infinite loop47) Reenter – Enter the same teleporter twice48) You Might As Well – Jump up and down49) Bouncy – Jump 10 Times50) Flouncy – Jump 50 Times51) Trouncy – Jump 100 Times52) Pouncy – Jump 250 Times53) Full Jump – Do a big jump54) No Double Jumping – Try to double jump55) See Ya – Die.56) Subtle Movement – Move a tiny amount across the screen57) Panic Attack – Hit the Panic Button58) Midflight Deceased – Panic while airborne59) Multideath – Die 10 times60) MegaDeath – Die 50 times61) GigaDeath – Die 100 times62) Impaler – Die on spikes63) Stalagmite – Die on upward spikes64) Stalactite – Die on downward spikes65) Staleftmite – Die on leftward spikes66) Starightcite – Die on rightward spikes67) I Love You Spike – Die 10 times on the same spike68) Pink – Turn a spike pink69) First Floor Pink – Turn first floor spikes pink70) Second Floor Pink – Turn second floor spikes pink71) Third Floor Pink – Turn the third floor spikes pink72) Fourth Floor Pink – Turn the fourth floor spikes pink73) Fifth Floor Pink – Turn the fifth floor spikes pink74) Pinky Swear – Turn half the spikes pink75) Pinky Promise – Turn all the spikes pink76) WASD – Prefer the WASD Control77) Arrow Keys – Prefer the Arrow Control78) Colour My Tile – Paint a block79) 100 Pretty Tiles – Colour 100 tiles in one room80) First Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on first Floor81) Second Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 2nd Floor82) Third Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 3rd Floor83) Fourth Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 4th Floor84) Fifth Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 5th Floor85) Coloured 50 – Paint 50 tiles86) Coloured 100 – Paint 100 tiles87) Coloured 150 – Paint 150 tiles88) Coloured 250 – Paint 250 tiles89) Repainted 500 – Paint 500 tiles90) Launcher – Touch a launcher91) Launcher Cleaner – Clean all the first floor launchers92) Launcher Scrubber – Clean all the second floor launchers93) Launcher Polisher – Clean all the third floor launchers94) Launcher Rinser – Clean all the fourth floor launchers95) Launcher Washer – Clean all the fifth floor launchers96) Launcher Powerwasher – Clean all launchers97) Look, a Penny! – Find a coin98) Pennybags – Collect 30 coins99) Moneymaker – Collect 60 coins100) Pennywise – Collect 90 coins101) It Prints Money – Collect 120 coins102) Scrooge – Collect 140 coins103) 1st Collection – Collect first floor coins104) 2nd Collection – Collect second floor coins105) 3rd Collection – Collect third floor coins106) 4th Collection – Collect fourth floor coins107) 5th Collection – Collect fifth floor coins108) Gotta Collect ‘em All! – Collect all the coins109) I’m Glad You’re Here – Stick around for 10 seconds110) Good Company – Stick around for 30 seconds111) BFFs – Stick around for 60 seconds112) West Side – Look West113) East Side – Look East114) Dizzy – Flip direction 5 times in 1 second115) Hover – Stay airbourne for 6 seconds116) Dead Crowd – Generate 3 corpses at once117) Corpsaholic – Generate 5 corpses at once118) Necrophilia – Generate 10 corpses at once119) Spike Corpse Hoedown – Land 3 corpses together on the same spike120) Corpse Levitation – Suspend a corpse for 2 seconds121) Corpse Juggling – Suspend 5 different corpses122) Body Drop – Send a corpse to another floor123) Undead Touch – Touch a dead corpse124) Telecorpse – Teleport a corpse125) Teletired – Teleport 50 times126) Relapse – Panic while touching a checkpoint127) Respawnorama – Respawn at every checkpoint128) Clicky – Click click clickaroo129) Not Left Click – Check out the Right Click Menu130) BILLY MAYS – Enable Caps Lock131) Scrolly – Scroll the achievements list132) Extreme Scrolling – Scroll to the very bottom133) So Happy! – Make a happy face with keyboard letters134) Erasure – Push the backspace key135) Quality Time – Set the quality lower136) Waltzing Ma – Push the tilda key (~)137) Partial Colon – Push the semicolon138) Silence is Golden – Push the mute button139) Same combo as my luggage! – Push 1,2,3,4,5140) Paste in Notepad – Push the centre of the wheel141) Dash! – Run 20 metres in-game142) Look I’m Big! – I made music!143) Keyboard Hero – Hit every piano key144) Ode to Joy – Play Ode to Joy on the Piano (E E F G G F E D)145) Twinkle Twinkle – Play Twinkle Twinkle (Little Star) on the Piano (C C G G A A G)146) Row Row Row Your Boat – Play Row your Boat on the Piano (C C C D E E D E F G)147) Piano Slide Up – Hit every piano key from bottom to top148) Piano Slide Down – Hit every piano key from top to bottom149) Corpse Organ – Land a corpse on a piano key150) Chord – Play a note while your corpse plays another151) Harmony – Play a note while 2 corpses play another152) High and Low Cs – Jump from the last key to first153) Fort Alpha – Find Hidey Hole 1154) Fort Beta – Find Hidey Hole 2155) Fort Gamma – Find Hidey Hole 3156) Fort Delta – Find Hidey Hole 4157) Fort Zeta – Find Hidey Hole 5158) Fort Eta – Find Hidey Hole 6159) Fort Theta – Find Hidey Hole 7160) Fort Iota – Find Hidey Hole 8161) Fort Kappa – Find Hidey Hole 9162) Fort Lambda – Find Hidey Hole 10163) Fortable – Find a Hidey Hole164) Oooooooh *Push* – Push the orange button.165) No button! – Release the orange button.166) Pressing Issue – Push the orange button 20 times.167) And…. hold! – Hold the orange button down for 3 seconds168) Pretty Button!!! – Look at the button169) Quick to Strike – Hit the orange button twice in a second170) Inactivity – Don’t do anything for ten seconds171) Survival – Don’t die for 20 seconds172) Invulnerable – Don’t die for 40 seconds173) One Wheel! – Stop one slot reel174) Two Wheel! – Stop two slot reels175) Three Wheel! – Stop all the reels176) Insert Coin – Start the reels177) RGB – Stop the reels on Elephant, Llama, Giraffe178) Elephant Jackpot! – Get all Elephants in the slot machine179) Emu Jackpot! – Get all Emus in the slot machine180) Llama Jackpot! – Each all Llamas in the slot machine181) Consolation Prize – Match 2 random symbols in the slot182) Not a Winner – Match no symbols in the slots183) Trip Giraffes – Match 3 giraffes on the slots184) Addicted Gambler – Lock the slots 30 times185) Left it Running – Leave the floor while the slot wheels are running186) Reely Restart – Restart a reel187) Reel it backwards – Hit the reels in the reverse order188) Three Times the Minute – System clock time is divisible by 3189) Rollout! – Roll the mouse off the screen190) Mouseing Around – Move the cursor 1 foot across the screen191) 10 Foot Mousetrek – Move the cursor 10 feet across the screen192) EleClick – Hey, that tickles!193) Won’t Follow Directions – You just had to do it…194) Further Fall – Fall two floors195) Super Fall – Fall three floors196) Mega Fall – Fall four floors197) Colossal Fall – Fall all the way to the bottom from the top198) Further Ascend – Rise two floors199) Super Ascend – Rise three floors200) Mega Ascend – Rise four floors201) Colossal Ascend – Rise from the bottom to the top202) I Can’t Live With This – Die outside203) Safer Inside – Go back inside from the Cataclysm204) Two Browser Windows – Open two browser windows of the same game205) Break Time! – Find the hot coffee feature206) Break Off! – Start playing again on the main screen207) Buzz – Move around in the coffee feature208) The Burn! – Jump in the hot coffee mug209) Warm… – Fall below the hot coffee stage210) Colder… – Fall further below the coffee stage211) Even Colder… – Fall even further below the coffee stage212) Cold Coffee! – Find the secret secret stage213) The Final Straw – Stand on top of the straw214) There’s the pump! – Start the pump215) Begin the fill! – Fill the first floor height216) Keep Filling Captain! – Fill the second floor height217) The Pressure! – Fill the third floor height218) The Bends! – Fill the fourth floor height219) Full Glass! – Fill the entire building with water220) Draining – Drain the entire building from the fifth floor221) Hey, a Pastry! – Poop a Pastry222) Yum Yum! – Eat a Pastry223) Maximum Pastry! – Poop 10 pastries224) Pastry Chef – Poop 30 pastries225) Pastry Connoisseur – Consume 25 pastries226) Bloataphant – Eat 50 pastries227) Doggy Bag – Launch a pastry into a teleporter228) To Go Order – Use a launcher to launch a pastry229) Pastry for the Dead – Give a pastry to a corpse230) Soggy pastries – Make pastries underwater231) Drown – Die underwater232) Do a Barrel Roll! – Push Z or R twice!233) I Don’t Get It – Access the walkthrough234) Stop and Hop – Jump without moving left or right235) Aww Poor Puppy – Look hopeless236) A Decade – Earn 10% of the achievements237) It’s Roaring! – Earn 20% of the achievements238) Days Past September – Earn 30% of the achievements239) By Volume – Earn 40% of the achievements240) Fifty – Earn 50% of the achievements241) Every Time – Earn 60% of the achievements242) Hey, Youre Passing! – Earn 70% of the achievements243) B Average – Earn 80% of the achievements244) Final Run – Earn 90% of the achievements245) Almost There! – Earn 95% of the achievements246) I Can’t Shake Him! – Earn 96% of the achievements247) Almost… there… – Earn 97% of the achievements248) Stay on Target! – Earn 98% of the achievements249) Pull Up! – Earn 99% of the achievements250) Absolute Completion – Earn every other achievment
Ragh Bhag
fail
Ragh Bhag
copier is FAIL
Ragh Bhag’s Henchman
Ragh Bhag is Right
Ragh Bhag is Lordly
Ragh Bhag is King
RAGH BHAG IS GOD
RAGH BHAG IS LEGEND
RAGH BHAG IS LIFE
your not good copier
N-Fernox
Tell me this: If Rahg Bhag is so fucking awesome, how come he hasn’t made anything we can play?
If you can give me a valid reason, I will admit that he doesn’t suck.
Ragh Bhag
can i worship u instead
Tss
it says 2 days ago
i didnt use the computer 2 days ago
in fact i wasnt even in my house
hmmmmm
RaghBhag
hey fuck face i dont know who u are but i dont want u fucken things up when im trying to fix them
Tss
i made all of the games on this website
u have bad eyesight becuase u think it says Jmtb02 but really it says RAGH BHAG
“valid reason”
Demeos the 99th
I have 20/10 vision. (What I can see from 20 feet away, you’d have to be 10 feet away to see.) Fucktard.
Jessewatts67
Well I’m 20/20
Elijah the Mango
No, you’re not on the cover of the website. You’re on the cover of a doggie bag for sick children. We already went over this. -_-
Tss
this is why.
all the games that u think jmtb02 made are all of my creation jmtb02 is me
torrentialTurbine
Then answer this: How come ExitPath 2 was so buggy that Josh developed a hatred for it?
http://Racebandit.deviantart.com Joshua Payne
Because Tss is a fail. Duh.
Demeos the Supergod
Because he was too busy worshipping me to make it not suck Arceus’s balls.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches
If he is “Life” Then that means you have no life.
If that makes sense
Dimitri Dubkova
You, sir, are brilliant.
Demeos the 99th
That’s just cementing something that’s already obvious. Still, I can’t rage at you for saying it unless I want to look bad in front of the PlaneMS community I built from scratch.
Tss
ur way too obsessed with PlaneMS which is so dumb
its for babies like u
torrentialTurbine
Dark Matter Galaxy and CrystalStory all the way!
…wait, YOU are attacking PlaneMS now? o.0
Demeos the Supergod
DOUBLE RAINBOWS ARE FOR FAGGOTS!
Demeos the Supergod
It’s infinitely better than anything you can come up with. Hell, not even John can top it.
Ragh Bhag
BTW I am an idiot
mememe
LOL jk
Videgamenerd
I love how you’re calling everyone a copier when you copied the whole walkthrough lol.
Ragh Bhag
u r not a very good and worthy person
Videgamenerd
worthy of what?
Ragh Bhag
worthy in life
Videgamenerd
How would you know?
Ragh Bhag
know u life
i know how bad u r
I EVEN KNOW WHERE U LIVE
Videgamenerd
K, if u know where I live come to my house and we’ll settle this.
Ragh Bhag
Ok i will come on december 29th 2109 if ur alive
i would be alive obviously since i am a god but still
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches
Forget to Imposter?
babymario44930
lol pussy. go to his house right now if you know where he lives.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches
OOH CRAP HE STALKS!!
Tss
i dont stalk
i am a god
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches
a “god” That stalks.
Demeos the Supergod
And I am a supergod, which is why you worship me vehemently.
N-Fernox
Don’t act like you’re any better. You’re both shit compared to me.
Ragh Bhag
look how many liked
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches
But then i unliked.
Tss
i dont care about u
u r a insignificant life form
Dimitri Dubkova
Unlike me. *Trollface + middle finger*
Demeos the 99th
Shut up.
You’re a piece of shit too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches
1 minute ago…. WTF?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches
Forget to imposter again?
N-Fernox
It only needs to be copied once, dumbass.
Tss
jk
Ragh Bhag
i know like that was the biggest lie ever
http://www.bonuslevel.org/ Burrito773
What was achievment 235 again?
Lola
Who ] cares if they post answers? I AM USING THEM! Rhag Bag, chillax. You made ur own worshipper. Ellie’s HAT! WOO!
Raghav_bhagwat
i am a god so just shut up
everyone worships me
if u dont
you will die on December 21 2012
I know
everyones my servant
everyone worships me
i am a god
A GOD
I know
Start worshiping me
i am a god
A GOD
mememe
everyone knows that dying blackmail stuff is fake so shut up
Ragh Bhag
ur fake
Videgamenerd
I don’t worship you.:) I’ll scream it in front of the world if I have to.
Ragh Bhag
YOU REALLY DONT
REALLY?
OK UR A FAIL
youll JUST BLOW UP ON DEC 21 2012 AND THE ONLY WAY THAT CAN BE PREVENTED IS BY U WORSHIPPING ME
Everybody knows that all that will happen on 12/21/2012 is that a wave of nothing will sweep over the earth. No deaths, no destruction, just nothing.
torrentialTurbine
Am I the only one here who knows that the rapture already occurred on 12/02/1012? We’re almost a millenium past it, and people are still freaking the fuck out. Geez, world, take a chill pill.
Wonder how long it takes on average to change a displayed name.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches
I have noticed that by clicking on profiles and looking at what they said.
N-Fernox
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU MAKING ALTS OF ME YOU DUMB BITCH I’M GOING TO RAPE YOU!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches
Expected coming from you.
Ragh Bhag
and thats why i worship him
Tss
now i am just gonna force u to worship me
torrentialTurbine
MERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OKAY OKAY
I WORSHIP U
Dimitri Dubkova
Oh, hey, I get back from worshipping myself (It’s one of the disadvantages of having a huge ego.) and I see THIS.
I know who one person would say here. In fact, I’ll quote it right now!
“It’s not nice to lie.”
–Leona Dragona
Of course, even if I hadn’t left this lovely reply, everybody here would see through your little ploy. We all know that you make alts to fake everybody “worshipping” you. I also saw your little alt of N-Fernox/Demeos, and all I can say is have fun getting raped by him.
Not to mention the fact that you know your emails by heart and can therefore change your comment names to be inaccurate? Seriously, you went by TT earlier today, and now you’re using your real name. Way to show how Ragh Fhag’s faking you worshipping him!
Ragh Bhag
heres something thats not being faked
me worshipping torrentialturbine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches
Agreed
N-Fernox
Being a rape victim isn’t fun.
And no, it’s not rape if you’re the “victim” and you “like” it. It’s not even against the victim’s will.
A far more apocalyptic view of the year 2012 that has spread in various media describes the end of the world or of human civilization on that date. This view has been promulgated by many hoax pages on the Internet, particularly on YouTube.[81] The History Channel has aired a handful of special series on doomsday that include analysis of 2012 theories, such as Decoding the Past (2005–2007), 2012, End of Days (2006), Last Days on Earth (2006), Seven Signs of the Apocalypse (2007), and Nostradamus 2012 (2008).[82] The Discovery Channel also aired 2012 Apocalypse in 2009, suggesting that massive solar storms, magnetic pole reversal, earthquakes, supervolcanoes, and other drastic natural events may occur in 2012.[83] Author Graham Hancock, in his book Fingerprints of the Gods, interpreted Coe’s remarks in Breaking the Maya Code[84] as evidence for the prophecy of a global cataclysm.[85]
Other alignments
Some people have interpreted the galactic alignment apocalyptically, claiming that when the galactic alignment occurs, it will somehow create a combined gravitational effect between the Sun and the supermassive black hole at the center of our galaxy (known as Sagittarius A*), thus creating havoc on Earth.[86] Apart from the fact noted above that the “gallactic alignment” predicted by Jenkins already happened in 1998, the Sun’s apparent path through the zodiac as seen from Earth does not take it near the true galactic center, but rather several degrees above it.[59] Even if this were not the case, Sagittarius A* is 30,000 light years from Earth, and would have to be more than 6 million times closer to cause any gravitational disruption to Earth’s Solar System.[87][88] This reading of Jenkins’s theories was included on the History Channel documentary, Decoding the Past. However, Jenkins has complained of the fact that a science fiction writer co-authored the documentary, and went on to characterize it as “45 minutes of unabashed doomsday hype and the worst kind of inane sensationalism”.[89]
Some believers in a 2012 doomsday have used the term “galactic alignment” to describe a very different phenomenon proposed by some scientists to explain a pattern in mass extinctions supposedly observed in the fossil record.[90] According to this hypothesis, mass extinctions are not random, but recur every 26 million years. To account for this, it suggests that vertical oscillations made by the Sun as it orbits the galactic center cause it to regularly pass through the galactic plane. When the Sun’s orbit takes it outside the galactic plane which bisects the galactic disc, the influence of the galactic tide is weaker. However, when re-entering the galactic disc—as it does every 20–25 million years—it comes under the influence of the far stronger “disc tides”, which, according to mathematical models, increase the flux of Oort cloud comets into the inner Solar System by a factor of 4, thus leading to a massive increase in the likelihood of a devastating comet impact.[91] However, this “alignment” takes place over tens of millions of years, and could never be timed to an exact date.[92] Evidence shows that the Sun passed through the plane bisecting the galactic disc only three million years ago and is now moving farther above it.[93]
A third suggested alignment is some sort of planetary conjunction occurring on December 21, 2012. However, there will be no alignment of planets on that date.[94] Multi-planet alignments did occur in both 2000 and 2010, each with no ill result for the Earth.[95] Jupiter is the largest planet in the Solar System; larger than all other planets combined. When Jupiter is near opposition, the Earth experiences less than 1% the gravitational force it feels daily from the Moon.[96]
Geomagnetic reversal
Another idea tied to 2012 involves a geomagnetic reversal (often incorrectly referred to as a pole shift by proponents), possibly triggered by a massive solar flare, that would release an energy equal to 100 billion atomic bombs.[97] This belief is supposedly supported by observations that the Earth’s magnetic field is weakening,[98] which could precede a reversal of the north and south magnetic poles.
Critics, however, claim that geomagnetic reversals take up to 7,000 years to complete, and do not start on any particular date.[99] Furthermore, the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration now predicts that the solar maximum will peak in May 2013, not 2012, and that it will be fairly weak, with a below-average number of sunspots.[100] In any case, there is no scientific evidence linking a solar maximum to a geomagnetic reversal, which is driven by forces entirely within the Earth.[101] Instead, a solar maximum would be mostly notable for its effects on satellite and cellular phone communications.[102] David Morrison attributes the rise of the solar storm idea to physicist and science popularizer Michio Kaku, who claimed in an interview with Fox News that a solar peak in 2012 could be disastrous for orbiting satellites.[81]
Planet X/Nibiru
Main article: Nibiru collision
Some proponents of doomsday in 2012 claim that a planet called Planet X, or Nibiru, will collide with or pass by Earth in that year. This idea has appeared in various forms since 1995: the event was predicted for 2003, but this date was abandoned after it passed without incident.[103] The idea originated from claims of channeling of alien beings and has been widely ridiculed.[103][104] Astronomers have calculated that such an object so close to Earth would be visible to anyone looking up at the night sky.[103]
Not even an hour in between you saying he’s gonna worship you and him admitting he’s gonna worship you? ~I smell an aaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllttttttttttttt!~
Ragh Bhag
ok your right
ill worship torrentialturbine now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches
*DUN DUN*
torrentialTurbine
Too late, I already blew YOU up with a grenade launcher.
Oh, that’s why you’re trying to troll and getting massively countertrolled? Try somewhere else so you don’t have to cry at the people who destroy what’s left of your ego.
Tss
that was a lie
ur a mortal i am a god
and a black mage
ur powers dont meet mine
STAND BACK HUMAN
U DoNT KNOW WHAT UR DEALING WITH
Dimitri Dubkova
If you’re so “badass”, how come we’re trolling you, and HARD?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches
No that lie was a lie because you lied about lying!!
Jessewatts67
Oh yeah right. I know I don’t.
sds
REALLy you will
better make the right decision
Jessewatts67
ok i will worship u
Dsss
thx
all u gotta do is worship me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches
So in that case I wont.
N-Fernox
Then you’re making a mistake. Your prayers are better spent on me since I run PlaneMS, the best private server ever.
Jessewatts67
no i will worship Ragh Bhag’
he is a god
Jessewatts67
SHUT UP RHAG BHAG
Tss
no one wants to worship u sorry
Dimitri Dubkova
Ordinarily, I’d argue against you, but Demeos has been using a pirate army to make the DMCA look like a terrorist act. It’s no wonder why PlaneMS, his private server, is actually GOING TO HELL because everybody likes CrystalStory better. PlaneMS may have cool content that CrystalStory doesn’t have, but CrystalStory has a stable community.
What the fuck are you talking about? Jagrofez and Kirby have known from the start that you don’t exist. I’m surprised I never bothered to publicly denounce your existence after you went rogue on Level 835.
N-Fernox
That’s because YOU don’t exist! I created you to help advertise PlaneMS with fucktons of lore, and it ended up biting me in the ass because you went rogue on me in favor of that terrorist Duriel321.
Are you seriously trying to me me look like the figment of imagination? Nobody’s ever tried to say that I don’t exist, because they’ve known me for years while you faded into obscurity. Seriously, when’s the last time you’ve been on MSN?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches
AAANND! He is one of the only ones to not say that he is a god on this stupid game comments!!!
N-Fernox
Ragh Fhag is nothing more than a lunatic. It wouldn’t surprise me in the least bit if one of RaceFaggot’s haters bashed Bhag’s brains in in a desperate attempt to find “Josh” or me.
N-Fernox
Using my MSN would be like making a death wish. The terrorists after me would know where to find one of my bases, and who knows what they’d do with that kind of information?
At this point, I wouldn’t even be surprised if Kirby and Jagrofez were imaginceptions (Imaginary people made by imaginary people), as if I was starting to let my grip on your “existence” slip.
Balls don’t help you when you’re getting your ass handed to you by people with firepower.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches
WTF IS WITH ALL THE WORDPLAY
babymario44930
rhag bhag just shut the fuck up and go do this on a children’s game or something. and December 21 2012 is one of the most stupidest reasons to die, as its already 1/21/13. so go be an idiot somewhere else, k?
Ragh Bhag is a GOD
Maybe Rhag Bhag is a fail, but Ragh Bhag is a GOD.
A GOD
A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Videgamenerd
Your pathetic.Woreshipping another user as a god?I bet your just ragh bhag with another account.
Ragh Bhag
no i am not
and stop being so mean to the legend
Videgamenerd
Oh, so I’M the one being mean here.Hypocrite.
Ragh Bhag
YOU are SOOOOOOOO DUUUUMMMMBBBBBBB
they even took u of the leaderboard for that
Videgamenerd
You spelt “dumb” wrong there’s only 1 u, 1 m and 1 b.
jkg
and u forgot the “d”
(IDIOT)
Videgamenerd
That’s because it’s the only part you got right so correcting it would be pointless.
Tcfcd
no i also put more than one “d” FAIlure
MichStateRules!
Ragh Bhag is wayyyyyy better than u
he is a LORD!!
and he is right
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches
Lies!
N-Fernox
It’s called stretching a word out, fucktard. Look into it.
You’d might as well have just insulted every existence known to man… and several known to monkeys!!
Ragh Bhag
i think you mean religion
not that it matters anymore
demeos is the only person worth worshipping
Ragh Bhag
so basically i should worship u
ok
u win
i will start worshipping u today
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches
THATS AS BIG A LIE AS THE CAKE!!
Ragh the Great
switched around
ragh bhag is not a fail, but he is not a god either
i bet lola was the one who posted fake comments claining that i was a god
babymario44930
why must you keep making other accounts? youre a fail no matter what you do, little kid.
im on an I pad
epic
Ragh Bhag
STRATEGY
TO GET HIDEY HOLES-GO TO THE ROOF-FILL IT UP WITH WATER (FULL)
- THE HIDEY HOLES WONT HAVE WATER IN THEM
EVEN IF U DID NOT GET THEM THEY”LL STILL BE WHITE
Robot8A
I cannot put the semicolon, the tilda and the happy face, I don’t know why it doesn’t let me. The rest is done
dada
HEY JACK THERE’S THIS SECRET COFFEE STAGE WITH A SECRET STAGE (HE HE)
N-Fernox
What the fuck do you expect him to do about it? He can’t resort to the DMCA since it’s a terrorist act and therefore holds no ground whatsoever.
If the DMCA holds no ground whatsoever, how come it’s been used not just in private server cases, but everywhere?
N-Fernox
Because nobody else was smart enough to realize how it’s used as fucking EXTORTION.
Dimitri Dubkova
You’d better shut up before your logic is used to make even jailtime and death sentences look bad. If that happens, there will be no punishment left to sort out the bad guys.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches
And you.
N-Fernox
Jailtime may end up looking bad at some point, but the same will never happen to death sentences.
See what happens when you enable caps lock in this game?
Mocha2007
BILLY MAyS HERE AND I’M OFFERING A BLUE ELEPHANT THATS RIGHT A BLUE ELEPHANT AND FOR ONLY $19.99 YOU TOO CAN OWN ONE OF NATURES PASTRY-POOPING WONDERS. CALL NOW! OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY!
Dee_loves_coffee
what does hot coffee mean? /:0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches
Hint: two games open at one time? :O
Chinesegy
I DID IT! I finished the game!
Anonymous
i tried do do the backspace one and it reloaded!!!!! l:¬ (
Anonymous
random bobble hat! *(l;¬ D
ok it’s not so good but i just thought it up! *(l&:¬D
Nina.Kthx
-Sigh- I bet all you guys such as Ragh Bhag, Videogamenerd, and Tss are all the same people, and you think it makes you look cool that you argue with yourself because your comment sections are SOOOO long, it doesn’t. Honestly it’s annoying. I don’t want to try to load Achievement Unlocked 2 on my laptop and it take forever because of the bajillion comments on here of three “people” arguing. If you wanna argue take it somewhere else. Or just get over it. That is, if you really are three different people. If your one person, go check into a mental institution because your obviously insane.
Kthx.<3
I actually haven’t seen Ragh Bhag here in quite a while.
Maybe he gave up.
torrentialTurbine
Heh. If only…
Demeos the Supergod
NOW he has given up, for he worships me now.
Jessewatts67
At least he stopped
Ragh the Great
no i felt bad for the people who actually thought that i was a god
Demeos the Supergod
Tss is Ragh Bhag, but Videgamenerd is not.
Ragh Fhag really needs to check into the mental institution, though.
Adam Bass
Ragh Bhag I am reading your comment! URA fail ragh bhag i’m only 11.
DIE
you are gay
http://Racebandit.deviantart.com Joshua Payne
You are homophobic.
Actually, I hate the kind of people that mistake hatreds for fears. Considering I just denounced you as homophobic, I suppose this makes me a hypocrite.
Krubby
Shut up all of you. His thingy is totally pointless and no one should care about it. You disagree, then beat my time in the game and I’ll listen and do what you say. (Check all time best times).
DIE
like i am going to listen to you, gay kid
Jessewatts67
So what if he’s so happy?!
http://Racebandit.deviantart.com Joshua Payne
Yeah, uh, everybody let him troll us. >_<
Adam
Gay? What do you mean Gay?!
Jessewatts67
Uh… COLORFUL
Tacoofwar
LOL me to bro
Adam Bass
Wow! Nice to hear that!
AJ Velasco
Reality… is Chicago?
Jessewatts67
no its his clone. You suck, and that is a complete understatement. I dont care if I get on the blacklist.
Jessewatts67
At least give a legit answer you moron
Jessewatts67
OK, if you know “everything”, answer this: give the full number for pi.
Jessewatts67
That wasn’t me!!! Somebody posted a comment using MY name!
Jessewatts67
SHUT UP YOU IDIOT!!!!
Jessewatts67
Help me! Somebody posted comments with MY NAME that said I worship Rhag Bhag! I HATE him!
He’s been doing it to anybody that posts with a guest account. He’s already done it to Videgamenerd, N-Fernox, torrentialTurbine, and more.
Demeos the Supergod
Oh yeah? Well now, he worships me.
Ragh the Great
now ul be the new one spreading around the obviously fake god ploy
http://Racebandit.deviantart.com Joshua Payne
He’ll probably shut up now that you’ve shut up.
Jessewatts67
Thanks for telling me.
Josh Payne
Problem is, he’s still claiming that I became one of his worshippers.
Jessewatts67
Sorry to hear that
Ragh the Great
Nope.
Ekisacik
Anyone coop?
Rhag Bhag
HAHA this is fake
Ekisacik
Achievements1) Hello Again – Start the game2) Playtastic – You found the play button3) Crossroads – Discovered the Main Menu4) Mission Accepted – Start the game5) Tiles Loaded – Loaded the level6) Home Sweet Home – Found your home7) First Floor – Reach the first floor8) Second Floor – Reach the second floor9) Third Floor – Reach the third floor10) Fourth Floor – Got to the fourth floor11) Fifth Floor – Got to the fifth floor12) Cataclysm – Welcome to reality13) Storefront – Found the store14) Thrifty – Found the second shop room15) Windowshopper – Found the third shop room16) Shopper – Found the fouth shop room17) Big Spender – Found the fifth shop room18) Shopaholic – Found all the shop rooms19) Navigationer – Found all the areas20) Just Gave In – Bought the first level pack21) Add-on-tastic – Bought the second level pack22) Deluxe Edition – Bought the third level pack23) Gold Edition – Bought the fourth level pack24) Platinum Edition – Bought the fifth level pack25) Charge It! – Buy all the level packs26) Wallet Burn – Press a purchase button27) No Refunds – Jump on a purchased upgrade28) Panicked Shopper – Panic in the shop29) Home Emergency – Panic at home30) Panic Attack – Panic ten times31) Thirsty – Drink some water32) Save the Whales – Drink all the water33) Wheel and Deal – Jump on the hamster wheel34) Full Speed Ahead! – Reach full speed on wheel35) Two Trick Pony – Run both ways on the treadmill36) One… – Go once over the wheel37) Two… – Go twice over the wheel38) Three… – Go three times over the wheel39) Four… – Go four times over the wheel40) Five! – Go five times over the wheel41) Dismount! – Jump off the wheel42) Teleport! – Go through a teleporter43) Beam Me Up – Exit and Enter every teleporter44) Freefall Forever – Get in a downward vertical loop45) Falling Up – Create an infinite teleport loop upwards46) Corpse Loop – Get a corpse into an infinite loop47) Reenter – Enter the same teleporter twice48) You Might As Well – Jump up and down49) Bouncy – Jump 10 Times50) Flouncy – Jump 50 Times51) Trouncy – Jump 100 Times52) Pouncy – Jump 250 Times53) Full Jump – Do a big jump54) No Double Jumping – Try to double jump55) See Ya – Die.56) Subtle Movement – Move a tiny amount across the screen57) Panic Attack – Hit the Panic Button58) Midflight Deceased – Panic while airborne59) Multideath – Die 10 times60) MegaDeath – Die 50 times61) GigaDeath – Die 100 times62) Impaler – Die on spikes63) Stalagmite – Die on upward spikes64) Stalactite – Die on downward spikes65) Staleftmite – Die on leftward spikes66) Starightcite – Die on rightward spikes67) I Love You Spike – Die 10 times on the same spike68) Pink – Turn a spike pink69) First Floor Pink – Turn first floor spikes pink70) Second Floor Pink – Turn second floor spikes pink71) Third Floor Pink – Turn the third floor spikes pink72) Fourth Floor Pink – Turn the fourth floor spikes pink73) Fifth Floor Pink – Turn the fifth floor spikes pink74) Pinky Swear – Turn half the spikes pink75) Pinky Promise – Turn all the spikes pink76) WASD – Prefer the WASD Control77) Arrow Keys – Prefer the Arrow Control78) Colour My Tile – Paint a block79) 100 Pretty Tiles – Colour 100 tiles in one room80) First Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on first Floor81) Second Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 2nd Floor82) Third Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 3rd Floor83) Fourth Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 4th Floor84) Fifth Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 5th Floor85) Coloured 50 – Paint 50 tiles86) Coloured 100 – Paint 100 tiles87) Coloured 150 – Paint 150 tiles88) Coloured 250 – Paint 250 tiles89) Repainted 500 – Paint 500 tiles90) Launcher – Touch a launcher91) Launcher Cleaner – Clean all the first floor launchers92) Launcher Scrubber – Clean all the second floor launchers93) Launcher Polisher – Clean all the third floor launchers94) Launcher Rinser – Clean all the fourth floor launchers95) Launcher Washer – Clean all the fifth floor launchers96) Launcher Powerwasher – Clean all launchers97) Look, a Penny! – Find a coin98) Pennybags – Collect 30 coins99) Moneymaker – Collect 60 coins100) Pennywise – Collect 90 coins101) It Prints Money – Collect 120 coins102) Scrooge – Collect 140 coins103) 1st Collection – Collect first floor coins104) 2nd Collection – Collect second floor coins105) 3rd Collection – Collect third floor coins106) 4th Collection – Collect fourth floor coins107) 5th Collection – Collect fifth floor coins108) Gotta Collect ‘em All! – Collect all the coins109) I’m Glad You’re Here – Stick around for 10 seconds110) Good Company – Stick around for 30 seconds111) BFFs – Stick around for 60 seconds112) West Side – Look West113) East Side – Look East114) Dizzy – Flip direction 5 times in 1 second115) Hover – Stay airbourne for 6 seconds116) Dead Crowd – Generate 3 corpses at once117) Corpsaholic – Generate 5 corpses at once118) Necrophilia – Generate 10 corpses at once119) Spike Corpse Hoedown – Land 3 corpses together on the same spike120) Corpse Levitation – Suspend a corpse for 2 seconds121) Corpse Juggling – Suspend 5 different corpses122) Body Drop – Send a corpse to another floor123) Undead Touch – Touch a dead corpse124) Telecorpse – Teleport a corpse125) Teletired – Teleport 50 times126) Relapse – Panic while touching a checkpoint127) Respawnorama – Respawn at every checkpoint128) Clicky – Click click clickaroo129) Not Left Click – Check out the Right Click Menu130) BILLY MAYS – Enable Caps Lock131) Scrolly – Scroll the achievements list132) Extreme Scrolling – Scroll to the very bottom133) So Happy! – Make a happy face with keyboard letters134) Erasure – Push the backspace key135) Quality Time – Set the quality lower136) Waltzing Ma – Push the tilda key (~)137) Partial Colon – Push the semicolon138) Silence is Golden – Push the mute button139) Same combo as my luggage! – Push 1,2,3,4,5140) Paste in Notepad – Push the centre of the wheel141) Dash! – Run 20 metres in-game142) Look I’m Big! – I made music!143) Keyboard Hero – Hit every piano key144) Ode to Joy – Play Ode to Joy on the Piano (E E F G G F E D)145) Twinkle Twinkle – Play Twinkle Twinkle (Little Star) on the Piano (C C G G A A G)146) Row Row Row Your Boat – Play Row your Boat on the Piano (C C C D E E D E F G)147) Piano Slide Up – Hit every piano key from bottom to top148) Piano Slide Down – Hit every piano key from top to bottom149) Corpse Organ – Land a corpse on a piano key150) Chord – Play a note while your corpse plays another151) Harmony – Play a note while 2 corpses play another152) High and Low Cs – Jump from the last key to first153) Fort Alpha – Find Hidey Hole 1154) Fort Beta – Find Hidey Hole 2155) Fort Gamma – Find Hidey Hole 3156) Fort Delta – Find Hidey Hole 4157) Fort Zeta – Find Hidey Hole 5158) Fort Eta – Find Hidey Hole 6159) Fort Theta – Find Hidey Hole 7160) Fort Iota – Find Hidey Hole 8161) Fort Kappa – Find Hidey Hole 9162) Fort Lambda – Find Hidey Hole 10163) Fortable – Find a Hidey Hole164) Oooooooh *Push* – Push the orange button.165) No button! – Release the orange button.166) Pressing Issue – Push the orange button 20 times.167) And…. hold! – Hold the orange button down for 3 seconds168) Pretty Button!!! – Look at the button169) Quick to Strike – Hit the orange button twice in a second170) Inactivity – Don’t do anything for ten seconds171) Survival – Don’t die for 20 seconds172) Invulnerable – Don’t die for 40 seconds173) One Wheel! – Stop one slot reel174) Two Wheel! – Stop two slot reels175) Three Wheel! – Stop all the reels176) Insert Coin – Start the reels177) RGB – Stop the reels on Elephant, Llama, Giraffe178) Elephant Jackpot! – Get all Elephants in the slot machine179) Emu Jackpot! – Get all Emus in the slot machine180) Llama Jackpot! – Each all Llamas in the slot machine181) Consolation Prize – Match 2 random symbols in the slot182) Not a Winner – Match no symbols in the slots183) Trip Giraffes – Match 3 giraffes on the slots184) Addicted Gambler – Lock the slots 30 times185) Left it Running – Leave the floor while the slot wheels are running186) Reely Restart – Restart a reel187) Reel it backwards – Hit the reels in the reverse order188) Three Times the Minute – System clock time is divisible by 3189) Rollout! – Roll the mouse off the screen190) Mouseing Around – Move the cursor 1 foot across the screen191) 10 Foot Mousetrek – Move the cursor 10 feet across the screen192) EleClick – Hey, that tickles!193) Won’t Follow Directions – You just had to do it…194) Further Fall – Fall two floors195) Super Fall – Fall three floors196) Mega Fall – Fall four floors197) Colossal Fall – Fall all the way to the bottom from the top198) Further Ascend – Rise two floors199) Super Ascend – Rise three floors200) Mega Ascend – Rise four floors201) Colossal Ascend – Rise from the bottom to the top202) I Can’t Live With This – Die outside203) Safer Inside – Go back inside from the Cataclysm204) Two Browser Windows – Open two browser windows of the same game205) Break Time! – Find the hot coffee feature206) Break Off! – Start playing again on the main screen207) Buzz – Move around in the coffee feature208) The Burn! – Jump in the hot coffee mug209) Warm… – Fall below the hot coffee stage210) Colder… – Fall further below the coffee stage211) Even Colder… – Fall even further below the coffee stage212) Cold Coffee! – Find the secret secret stage213) The Final Straw – Stand on top of the straw214) There’s the pump! – Start the pump215) Begin the fill! – Fill the first floor height216) Keep Filling Captain! – Fill the second floor height217) The Pressure! – Fill the third floor height218) The Bends! – Fill the fourth floor height219) Full Glass! – Fill the entire building with water220) Draining – Drain the entire building from the fifth floor221) Hey, a Pastry! – Poop a Pastry222) Yum Yum! – Eat a Pastry223) Maximum Pastry! – Poop 10 pastries224) Pastry Chef – Poop 30 pastries225) Pastry Connoisseur – Consume 25 pastries226) Bloataphant – Eat 50 pastries227) Doggy Bag – Launch a pastry into a teleporter228) To Go Order – Use a launcher to launch a pastry229) Pastry for the Dead – Give a pastry to a corpse230) Soggy pastries – Make pastries underwater231) Drown – Die underwater232) Do a Barrel Roll! – Push Z or R twice!233) I Don’t Get It – Access the walkthrough234) Stop and Hop – Jump without moving left or right235) Aww Poor Puppy – Look hopeless236) A Decade – Earn 10% of the achievements237) It’s Roaring! – Earn 20% of the achievements238) Days Past September – Earn 30% of the achievements239) By Volume – Earn 40% of the achievements240) Fifty – Earn 50% of the achievements241) Every Time – Earn 60% of the achievements242) Hey, Youre Passing! – Earn 70% of the achievements243) B Average – Earn 80% of the achievements244) Final Run – Earn 90% of the achievements245) Almost There! – Earn 95% of the achievements246) I Can’t Shake Him! – Earn 96% of the achievements247) Almost… there… – Earn 97% of the achievements248) Stay on Target! – Earn 98% of the achievements249) Pull Up! – Earn 99% of the achievements250) Absolute Completion – Earn every other achievment
http://Racebandit.deviantart.com Joshua Payne
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