Achievement Unlocked 2

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  • Nico Isac

    That’s the most fantastibular game ever

  • Pandasamantha

    i like this one more cus it has more achievements to unlock :)
    but the top floor is kinda freaky :|

  • random person

    this is soooo much fun

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=733692786 Jessica Julia Desborough

    It should have a pause button! :P

  • http://jmtb02.com Gamer12345

    Who me?

  • Krubby

    I have 69th all time fastest

  • http://www.facebook.com/T3CKT0N1K Toni Ha

    i like this game :D

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mpouki-Mpoukitsa/100000195872638 Mpouki Mpoukitsa

    amazing

  • Rowan H

    Waltzing Ma doesn’t work!! Dx

    It’s the only achievement I’ve got left!!!!

    • Grace G

      Press this key in the game —>  ~
      How that helps it worked 4 mee
      By the way nice name ;)

  • Pie Man

    Woah, I love this game. All your blue elephant games are EPIC!! xD  Please make a sequel! It’s sooooooo awesome. I play for at least 2 hours everyday.

  • Nurgie

    its not fair! i pressed the backspace button and i even got to the hot coffe stage by opening the game in a new tab by copying and pasting the link and i lost the game!

    • Cakesok

      you cant “lose” the game after you gather all the achievements u climb on the roof and jump up the platforms

  • Emily

    I LOVE YOUR GAMES! They are always so much fun, and this one is probably one of my favorites! I also like This Is The Only Level and This Is The Only Level Too! The elephant is absolutely adorable! <3 You do the best job at making games! Please make a third one of this game!!!! THANKS!

    • John Cooney (Jmtb02)

      Thank you

      • Ragh Bhag

        I AM A GOD AND YOU WORSSHIP ME
        I COMMAND U TO MAKE ACHIEVMENT UNLOCKED 3 OR ELSE!!!!

      • Videgamenerd

        What’s with you and being a god?

      • Ragh Bhag

        BECUASE I AM AND FAILS LIKE U DONT GET IT

      • Videgamenerd

        K crazy man whatever you say.*extremely sarcastic voice*

      • Ragh Bhag

        stop or die

      • Guest02

        DESTROY YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111

      • dcdd

        you died all ready
        see that sign
        its in code
        it means “i hate my own life”

      • Videgamenerd

        If he/she was dead how did he/she write that comment? Silly.

      • Tss

        he/she/it died write after he/she/it wrote that and he/she/it is a total fail

      • Demeos the Supergod

        I THINK YOUR PICTURE NEEDS MORE APPLEJACK.

    • John Cooney (Jmtb02)

      Thank you

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  • hi

    how do you do the pastries?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_S3N7OJIFFHMMWIMVLUEBUM556I Look there's a flying Walr

      press space
       

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_S3N7OJIFFHMMWIMVLUEBUM556I Look there's a flying Walr

    ~

  • Alex

    I dont now how long much longer I can live without part 3 of this awesome game. Btw, it gives me a reason for not helping my sister moving.

  • Alex

    I dont now how long much longer I can live without part 3 of this awesome game. Btw, it gives me a reason for not helping my sister moving.

  • Rohan Sampat

    to everyone who is new to this awesome game, THERE IS A SECRET ROOM. COPY THE URL OF THE GAME IN A DIFFERENT TAB/WINDOW AND YOU WILL SEE HOT COFFEE. IN HOT COFFEE THERE IS ALSO COLD COFFEE(GO OF THE EDGE OF HOT COFFEE). 

    • Ragh Bhag

      what kind of person are you
      you should stop telling people what to do and try to beat me instead, showoff.

      • Lola

        Read This Message Backwards By Word: i etah uoy. ouY era na toidi. END OF MESSAGE: and BTW, if u r cool enough to know what dat means, Stop yelling at someone who is helping you hypocrite. PS My THIS IS THE ONLY LEVEL time is 1:49 ckus ti!

      • Raghav_bhagwat

        i just beat my highscore, failure
        i got -1 seconds
        Owned
        stop showing off, showoff
        and i put the whole walkthrough
        with 12 likes in 2 days
        he is not helping me
        he is a fail

      • Videgamenerd

        It’s funny because you just called Rohan Sampat a showoff when you just showed off your “real” highscore.

      • Ragh Bhag

        THAT IS MY REAL SCORE EVEN CHECK

      • Videgamenerd

        well even if it was you would’ve had to cheat/hack.

      • Ragh Bhag

        i didnt

      • Videgamenerd

        Make a video showing you getting that and then I might belive you.

      • Tss

        i am too good to do that

      • torrentialTurbine

        No wonder why your score was deleted and you were banned.  You suck so hard you have to hack.

      • Tss

        for the last time i ddid not hack
         i am a god so i can do anything
        and u r SOOO dumb
        that u cant even see my score!

      • Tss

        oh i see it now

      • torrentialTurbine

        i see it now too
        and i believe that u didnt cheat/hack

      • Dimirti Dubkova

        Just a disclaimer for all those Rahg Bhag disciple noobs:  The comment I’m replying to is from a fake account made by Rahg for the sake of making me look like a fool, when the sad truth is that it cements me to a position where I’m a magnificent badass compared to Ragh Bhag!

      • Ragh Bhag

        ill get to worshipping u now

      • Dimitri Dubkova

        A dumbass would’ve also glossed over my score of -2147483647.

        Being able to Chucknorrify time is awesome.

      • Demeos the Supergod

        I SCORED -18,446,744,073,709,551,615.
        NOW GET BACK TO WORSHIPPING ME, FAGGOT.

      • http://Racebandit.deviantart.com Joshua Payne

        2^64-1, right?

  • Rohan Sampat

    It is me again. TO NEW PEEPS, a lot of achievements are obvious. Here is how you get the unobvious ones. 31) Thirsty – Drink some water

    32) Save the Whales – Drink all the water
    * These two are done with the water bottle next to the hamster wheel in your Home.

    36) One… – Go once over the wheel
    37) Two… – Go twice over the wheel
    38) Three… – Go three times over the wheel
    39) Four… – Go four times over the wheel
    40) Five! – Go five times over the wheel
    * How to: Get on the hamster wheel, run it till it’s at max speed, stop running, whoosh.

    46) Corpse Loop – Get a corpse into an infinite loop
    * Panic Button ftw.

    126) Relapse – Panic while touching a checkpoint
    * Is occasionally buggy, but just hit Panic a few times on every floor until you get it.

    128) Clicky – Click click clickaroo
    * Cliiiiick.

    133) So Happy! – Make a happy face with keyboard letters
    * Very annoying on keyboards that aren’t of the default English layout. Just keep hitting the keys.

    136) Waltzing Ma – Push the tilda key (~)
    137) Partial Colon – Push the semicolon
    * Also annoying on different keyboards. Keep pressing those buttons.

    144) Ode to Joy – Play Ode to Joy on the Piano
    145) Twinkle Twinkle – Play Twinkle Twinkle (Little Star) on the Piano
    146) Row Row Row Your Boat – Play Row your Boat on the Piano
    * E, E, F, G, G, F, E, (D)
    * Low C, low C, G, G, A, A, G
    * Low C, low C, low C, D, E

    153) Fort Alpha – Find Hidey Hole 1
    * Lower middle of first floor, in the “room” “blocked” by a launcher.
    154) Fort Beta – Find Hidey Hole 2
    * Upper left of first floor, under the spikes.

    155) Fort Gamma – Find Hidey Hole 3
    * Middle of second floor. Straight to the left of the respawn point.
    156) Fort Delta – Find Hidey Hole 4
    * Upper left part of second floor, in the lower of the two long paths.

    157) Fort Zeta – Find Hidey Hole 5
    * Upper left part of third floor, in the hard to reach half-room.
    158) Fort Eta – Find Hidey Hole 6
    * Right side of third floor, in the lower of the indentations in the wall.

    159) Fort Theta – Find Hidey Hole 7
    * Middleish of fourth floor. Jump straight up and go right from the respawn point.
    160) Fort Iota – Find Hidey Hole 8
    * Upper right part of fourth floor. Right under those spikes in the “tough to jump to” spot.

    161) Fort Kappa – Find Hidey Hole 9
    * Fifth floor, upper right part, pretty much where you will land if you manage to avoid the spikes by the elevator launcher.
    162) Fort Lambda – Find Hidey Hole 10
    * To the lower far left on fifth floor. Really, it’s almost too obvious that there is something in that spot.

    177) RGB – Stop the reels on Elephant, Llama, Giraffe
    * If you hadn’t caught on: Elephant = Red, Llama = Green, Giraffe = Blue, and Emu = Yellow.

    192) EleClick – Hey, that tickles!
    * Click the elephant.

    193) Won’t Follow Directions – You just had to do it…
    * Right click the game, disobey the “Don’t Click Here”.

    202) I Can’t Live With This – Die outside
    * Took me a while to remember the panic button here.

    204) Two Browser Windows – Open two browser windows of the same game
    * The same game being Achievement Unlocked 2. Oh snap!

    205) Break Time! – Find the hot coffee feature
    * This will make sense once you do the above.
    213) The Final Straw – Stand on top of the straw
    * In the secret secret room accessed from the coffee feature.

    221) Hey, a Pastry! – Poop a Pastry
    * Spacebar.

    235) Aww Poor Puppy – Look hopeless
     * You wont know when you get it. I just let the game run and have a snack to get it. :D  

    • Ragh Bhag

      you know what showoff
      you should stop failing
      becuase none of these achievements are hard
      maybe to you they are
      becuase your a fail
      sHoWOfF
      Try to beat my 2:52 in This is the only level too

      • http://profiles.google.com/pawhat Ellie’s Hat

        Dude, you’re the one who copy-pasted the whole freaking walkthrough. And quit bragging, because it makes you even more of a “showoff”, to use your phrase.

      • Ragh Bhag

        now your just a fail
        EPIC

      • Ragh Bhag’s Henchman

        I know, 100% Correct information by Ragh Bhag………………… Ellie’s Hat = EPIC FAIL!

      • Ragh Bhag Worshiper

        ellies hat is such a failure
        Ragh Bhag is Right

      • Videgamenerd

        Just calling someone a fail dosen’t prouve a point.

      • Ragh Bhag

        ur a fail

      • Videgamenerd

        ur not listening to me are you?

      • Ragh Bhag

        ur a fail

      • Videgamenerd

        Have fun not prouving anything the rest of you’re life.

      • Ragha bHag

        your a fail
        everyone knows that

      • Videgamenerd

        O.K can anyone here who dose have proof I’m a fail?

      • ddd

        your a fail
        get the point

      • Dimitri Dubkova

        Don’t you get it?  He’s trying to say that he’s a fail!

      • Tss

        oh right I WAS THE ONE THAT IS A FAIL

      • torrentialTurbine

        ur a fail

        See?  I can say that too.  Except guess what?  I can mean it too.

      • Tss

        u just stated the fact that ur a fail
        cant own me now can u
        u just called ur self a fail

      • Dimitri Dubkova

        By that logic, you called yourself a fail TWICE.
        So yes, I did just own you.

      • helskli

        i know right

      • Raghav_bhagwat

        FAIL

      • kjbAIUFC

        Ragh Bhag is the best
        everyone knows

      • Videgamenerd

        …that ragh bhag is a fail.

      • Ragh Bhag

        UR AN APPLE

      • Videgamenerd

        Chocolate bar actually.

      • Ragh Bhag

        ats why ur  so dumb

      • Videgamenerd

        Well you’re a “bhag”.

      • Dsded

        ok ill change my name to god

      • Videgamenerd

        That dosen’t mean you’re a god. My name isn’t choclate bar.

      • Tdd

        well i am a god
        and ur a CHOCOLATE BARHAHAHAHAHA
        WHAT KIND OF FAIL ADMITS THAT THEY R A CHOCOLATE BARUR JUST A HUGE EMBARRESMENT TO THIS WORLD
        Burned.

      • Videgamenerd

        ok i admit that i am a total fail

      • Getronode

        gettingsmaller

      • qwertyuiop

        i know!

      • Ragh Bhag

        thats becuase an idiot who goes by the name Videgamenerd
        WONT ACCEPTH THE FACT THAT I AM A GOD

      • Ghi TURBINE

        SMALLER

      • Fghgx

        even smaller

      • Fkk

        oof!!

      • torrentialTurbine

        Well, fuck.  I thought you were a cake.

      • Tdd

        at least cakes r smarter than u, u hell of an idiot

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        Another typo!  Where it says cakes are lies, you put they’re smarter than TT.

      • Demeos the 99th

        They are.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        In that case, I wonder how hard cakes would troll someone like Ragh Bhag.

      • Ashok Bhagwat

        I AM SUCH I FAIL
        WHY DID I EVER TAKE THE SIDE OF RAGH BHAG”S ENEMYS
        NO IHATE MYSELF
        YES RAGH BHAG IS THE GOD
        I WORSHIP HIM
        EVERYONE DOES
        EVERYONE

      • Videgamenerd

        Yes ragh bhag you are a fail, for making 4 acounts just to have “someone else” agree with you.

      • Ragh Bhag

        YOUR SUCH A FAIL THAT U Eat RAINBOW UNICORNAND DONT GO TELLING GODS THAT THEY R FAILS WHEN UR A garbagecan

        ownED

      • Videgamenerd

        English please?

      • Ragh Bhag

        Maori please

      • Videgamenerd

        Nope.Sorry.

      • Ragha bH

        u r n idiot
        U DONT EVEN KNOW MAORI
        AND HE LIVES IN THIS EARTH

      • Videgamenerd

        How would you know if I knew him or not raghy?

      • Tff

        iam not raghy i am a GOD
        get the F-ing POINT

      • Dimitri Dubkova

        You are raghy.  I can see through all of your ploys.

      • Demeos the 99th

        If you were Jeppo, I’d point out that you “forgot” to IP-ban Ragh Fhag.

      • Demeos the Supergod

        SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET BACK TO WORSHIPPING ME, RAGHY.

      • NHFNGD2

        THE PERSON NEXT TO ME IS TRYING TO SHOWOFF WHEN HE IS TRYING TO OWN BUT HE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND UR SARCASM
        AND HE IS DOING THE DOLPHIN

      • http://profiles.google.com/pawhat Ellie’s Hat

        Dude, you’re the one who copy-pasted the whole freaking walkthrough. And quit bragging, because it makes you even more of a “showoff”, to use your phrase.

      • Lola

        Shut it. Hypocritical dimwit. 

      • Ragh Bhag

        you

      • Mdchitale

        i know, right

      • Videgamenerd

        What? ragh bhag has 4 acounts now?WTF?

      • Ragh Bhag

        ACTUALLY I HAVE OVER A MILLION WORSHIPPERs

      • Videgamenerd

        Proof?

      • Ragh Bhag

        SHUT up hypocritical dimwit

      • Videgamenerd

        It dosen’t matter if I shut up I can still type.

      • Ragha Bhag

        then stop showing off

      • Videgamenerd

        Can you at least explain HOW I’m showing off?

      • Ragh Bhag

        this is u
        this is what u say
        i can mentally hear u
        this is what u say every single day
        OH I AM SO GOODI JUST AM SOOOOO GOOOOOD I AM BETTER THAN EVERYONEOWWWWOOOWN”I HATE MY LIFE”

    • Ragh Bhag

      and thAT WOULD JUST MAKE U WASTE MORE TIME
      get a snack he says
      WHAT A FAIL

    • Rohan Sampat

      i hate my life

  • Rohan Sampat

    AU 3 THUMBS UP IF YOU ARE WITH ME

    • Ragh Bhag

      i am not

    • mousy

      dout it

    • mousy

      every1 hates u

      • Videgamenerd

        You don’t have to be so offensive.

      • Ragh Bhag

        JUSTWORSHIPPME

      • Videgamenerd

        nah’ I don’t really feel like it why don’t you ask me later raghy.

      • Ragh Bhag

        YOUE KNOW YOU ALREADY R WORSHIPPING ME RIGHT?

      • Videgamenerd

        Clone.

      • torrentialTurbine

        Maybe in a parallel universe.  Oh wait, you suck there too.

      • Tss

        my lordlyness is amazing everywhere even in torrentialTurbine land

      • Dimitri Dubkova

        Nah.   In fact, I’ll admit to having an ego so big that I worship myself.

      • Demeos the 99th

        You’re saying that your big fucking ego is responsible for all the douchebaggery you’ve done to PlaneMS, huh?
        Clearly, somebody needs to bring you down to earth.

        I’d suggest Duke Nukem if DNF was actually an awesome game.

      • Demeos the Supergod

        AND YOU ARE ALREADY WORSHIPPING ME.

  • Ragh Bhag

    1) Hello Again – Start the game (Load up the game)
    2) Playtastic – You found the play button (Hit the “Play” button on the Title Screen)
    3) Crossroads – Discovered the Main Menu (Visit the Main Menu)
    4) Mission Accepted – Start the game (Begin Achievement Unlocked 2)
    5) Tiles Loaded – Loaded the level (Load up Achievement Unlocked 2)
    6) Home Sweet Home – Found your home (Visit Home – Most western room)
    7) First Floor – Reach the first floor (Reach the First Floor)
    8) Second Floor – Reach the second floor (Reach the Second Floor)
    9) Third Floor – Reach the third floor (Reach the Third Floor)
    10) Fourth Floor – Got to the fourth floor (Reach the Fourth Floor)
    11) Fifth Floor – Got to the fifth floor (Reach the Fifth Floor)
    12) Cataclysm – Welcome to reality (Reach reality)
    13) Storefront – Found the store (Reach the Marketplace)
    14) Thrifty – Found the second shop room (Reach the Second Room in the Marketplace)
    15) Windowshopper – Found the third shop room
    (Reach the Third Room in the Marketplace)
    16) Shopper – Found the fouth shop room (Reach the Fourth Room in the Marketplace)
    17) Big Spender – Found the fifth shop room (Reach the Fifth Room in the Marketplace)
    18) Shopaholic – Found all the shop rooms (Reach the Six Room in the Marketplace)
    19) Navigationer – Found all the areas (Reach every location on the map)
    20) Just Gave In – Bought the first level pack
    (Purchase the First Level Pack in the Marketplace)
    21) Add-on-tastic – Bought the second level pack
    (Purchase the Second Level Pack in the Marketplace)
    22) Deluxe Edition – Bought the third level pack
    (Purchase the Third Level Pack in the Marketplace)
    23) Gold Edition – Bought the fourth level pack
    (Purchase the Fourth Level Pack in the Marketplace)
    24) Platinum Edition – Bought the fifth level pack
    (Purchase the Fifth Level Pack in the Marketplace)
    25) Charge It! – Buy all the level packs
    (Purchase the Sixth Level Pack in the Marketplace)
    26) Wallet Burn – Press a purchase button
    (Purchase something in the Marketplace)
    27) No Refunds – Jump on a purchased upgrade
    (Upgrade Purchase something in the Marketplace)
    28) Panicked Shopper – Panic in the shop (Hit the Panic Button while in the Marketplace)
    29) Home Emergency – Panic at home (Hit the Panic Button while at Home)
    30) Panic Attack – Panic ten times (Hit the Panic Button 10 times)
    31) Thirsty – Drink some water (Drink Water at Home)
    32) Save the Whales – Drink all the water (Drink all of the Water at Home)
    33) Wheel and Deal – Jump on the hamster wheel
    (Jump onto the Hamster Wheel at Home)
    34) Full Speed Ahead! – Reach full speed on wheel
    (Reach 88 MPH on the Hamster Wheel at Home)
    35) Two Trick Pony – Run both ways on the treadmill
    (Change direction while on the Treadmill)
    36) One… – Go once over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)
    37) Two… – Go twice over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)
    38) Three… – Go three times over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)
    39) Four… – Go four times over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)
    40) Five! – Go five times over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)
    41) Dismount! – Jump off the wheel (Jump off of the Treadmill)
    42) Teleport! – Go through a teleporter (Go through a teleporter on Floor Four)
    43) Beam Me Up – Exit and Enter every teleporter (Go through every Teleporter)
    44) Freefall Forever – Get in a downward vertical loop
    (Fall down the side path of the rooms to reach the First Floor)
    45) Falling Up – Create an infinite teleport loop upwards
    (Create a Teleporter, to make an infinite loop)
    46) Corpse Loop – Get a corpse into an infinite loop
    (Drop a corpse into a Looping Teleporter)
    47) Reenter – Enter the same teleporter twice (Reach the same Teleporter Twice)
    48) You Might As Well – Jump up and down (Press the Jump Button – arrow key)
    49) Bouncy – Jump 10 Times (Press the Jump Button 10 times – arrow key)
    50) Flouncy – Jump 50 Times (Press the Jump Button 50 times – arrow key)
    51) Trouncy – Jump 100 Times (Press the Jump Button 100 times – arrow key)
    52) Pouncy – Jump 250 Times (Press the Jump Button 250 times – arrow key)
    53) Full Jump – Do a big jump
    (Press the Jump Button until you fall back down – arrow key)
    54) No Double Jumping – Try to double jump
    (Attempt to double jump – hit the arrow key twice)
    55) See Ya – Die. (Die from a spike or hit the Panic Button)
    56) Subtle Movement – Move a tiny amount across the screen (Move Slightly)
    57) Panic Attack – Hit the Panic Button (The the Panic Button on your keyboard)
    58) Midflight Deceased – Panic while airborne (Panic while in the air – arrow key)
    59) Multideath – Die 10 times (Die Ten times)
    60) MegaDeath – Die 50 times (Die Fifty times)
    61) GigaDeath – Die 100 times (Die One-Hundred times)
    62) Impaler – Die on spikes (Die by hitting a spike)
    63) Stalagmite – Die on upward spikes (Be Impaled by an Upward Spike)
    64) Stalactite – Die on downward spikes (Be Impaled by an Downward Spike)
    65) Staleftmite – Die on leftward spikes (Be Impaled by an Leftward Spike)
    66) Starightcite – Die on rightward spikes (Be Impaled by an Rightward Spike)
    67) I Love You Spike – Die 10 times on the same spike
    (Be Impaled by the same Spike 10 times)
    68) Pink – Turn a spike pink (Be Impaled by a Spike)
    69) First Floor Pink – Turn first floor spikes pink
    (Turn all of the Spike on the first floor pink, by being impaled by them)
    70) Second Floor Pink – Turn second floor spikes pink
    (Turn all of the Spike on the second floor pink, by being impaled by them)
    71) Third Floor Pink – Turn the third floor spikes pink
    (Turn all of the Spike on the third floor pink, by being impaled by them)
    72) Fourth Floor Pink – Turn the fourth floor spikes pink
    (Turn all of the Spike on the fourth floor pink, by being impaled by them)
    73) Fifth Floor Pink – Turn the fifth floor spikes pink
    (Turn all of the Spike on the fifth floor pink, by being impaled by them)
    74) Pinky Swear – Turn half the spikes pink (Turn half of all the Spikes pink)
    75) Pinky Promise – Turn all the spikes pink (Turn all of the Spikes Pink)
    76) WASD – Prefer the WASD Control (Use the WASD keys to move your Character)
    77) Arrow Keys – Prefer the Arrow Control (Use the arrow keys to move your Character)
    78) Colour My Tile – Paint a block (Paint any block in the game)
    79) 100 Pretty Tiles – Colour 100 tiles in one room
    (Paint One-Hundred Tiles on any Floor)
    80) First Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on first Floor
    (Paint One-Hundred Tiles on the First Floor)
    81) Second Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 2nd Floor
    (Paint One-Hundred Tiles on the Second Floor)
    82) Third Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 3rd Floor
    (Paint One-Hundred Tiles on the Third Floor)
    83) Fourth Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 4th Floor
    (Paint One-Hundred Tiles on the Fourth Floor)
    84) Fifth Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 5th Floor
    (Paint One-Hundred Tiles on the Fifth Floor)
    85) Coloured 50 – Paint 50 tiles (Paint any 50 Tiles)
    86) Coloured 100 – Paint 100 tiles (Paint any 50 Tiles)
    87) Coloured 150 – Paint 150 tiles (Paint any 150 Tiles)
    88) Coloured 250 – Paint 250 tiles (Paint any 250 Tiles)
    89) Repainted 500 – Paint 500 tiles (Paint any 500 Tiles)
    90) Launcher – Touch a launcher (Access a Launcher)
    91) Launcher Cleaner – Clean all the first floor launchers
    (Access all Launchers on the First Floor)
    92) Launcher Scrubber – Clean all the second floor launchers
    (Access all Launchers on the Second Floor)
    93) Launcher Polisher – Clean all the third floor launchers
    (Access all Launchers on the Third Floor)
    94) Launcher Rinser – Clean all the fourth floor launchers
    (Access all Launchers on the Fourth Floor)
    95) Launcher Washer – Clean all the fifth floor launchers
    (Access all Launchers on the Fifth Floor)
    96) Launcher Powerwasher – Clean all launchers
    (Access all Launchers on all of the Floors)
    97) Look, a Penny! – Find a coin (Collect One Coin)
    98) Pennybags – Collect 30 coins (Collect Thirty Coin)
    99) Moneymaker – Collect 60 coins (Collect Sixty Coin)
    100) Pennywise – Collect 90 coins (Collect Ninety Coin)
    101) It Prints Money – Collect 120 coins (Collect One-Hundred Twenty Coin)
    102) Scrooge – Collect 140 coins (Collect One-Hundred Fourty Coin)
    103) 1st Collection – Collect first floor coins (Collect All of the Coins on the First Floor)
    104) 2nd Collection – Collect second floor coins (Collect All of the Coins on the Second Floor)
    105) 3rd Collection – Collect third floor coins (Collect All of the Coins on the Third Floor)
    106) 4th Collection – Collect fourth floor coins (Collect All of the Coins on the Fourth Floor)
    107) 5th Collection – Collect fifth floor coins (Collect All of the Coins on the Fifth Floor)
    108) Gotta Collect ‘em All! – Collect all the coins (Collect All of the Coins on the Sixth Floor)
    109) I’m Glad You’re Here – Stick around for 10 seconds
    (Play Achievement Unlocked 2 for 10 Seconds)
    110) Good Company – Stick around for 30 seconds
    (Play Achievement Unlocked 2 for 30 Seconds)
    111) BFFs – Stick around for 60 seconds (Play Achievement Unlocked 2 for 60 Seconds)
    112) West Side – Look West (Use the Left Arrow/A Key)
    113) East Side – Look East (Use the Right Arrow/D Key)
    114) Dizzy – Flip direction 5 times in 1 second
    (Use the Right and Left Arrow keys to quickly move the Character back and forth)
    115) Hover – Stay airbourne for 6 seconds (Jump into the air for 6 seconds)
    116) Dead Crowd – Generate 3 corpses at once (Gather 3 corpses)
    117) Corpsaholic – Generate 5 corpses at once (Gather 5 corpses)
    118) Necrophilia – Generate 10 corpses at once (Gather 10 corpses)
    119) Spike Corpse Hoedown – Land 3 corpses together on the same spike
    (Gather 3 corpses off of one Spike)
    120) Corpse Levitation – Suspend a corpse for 2 seconds
    (Maintain a copse in the air for two Seconds)
    121) Corpse Juggling – Suspend 5 different corpses (Maintain 5 copses in the air)
    122) Body Drop – Send a corpse to another floor (Land a corpse in another room -Lancher+Panic = Hint)
    123) Undead Touch – Touch a dead corpse (Bump into a corpse)
    124) Telecorpse – Teleport a corpse (Toss a copse into a teleporter – Panic Button)
    125) Teletired – Teleport 50 times (Use 50 teleporters)
    126) Relapse – Panic while touching a checkpoint
    (Hit the Panic Button while at a Checkpoint)
    127) Respawnorama – Respawn at every checkpoint (Respawn at every Checkpoint)
    128) Clicky – Click click clickaroo (Click the Screen)
    129) Not Left Click – Check out the Right Click Menu (Hit the Right-Click Button)
    130) BILLY MAYS – Enable Caps Lock (Hit the Caps Lock Button)
    131) Scrolly – Scroll the achievements list (Scroll through the Achievements list)
    132) Extreme Scrolling – Scroll to the very bottom
    (Scroll to the bottom of the Achievements list)
    133) So Happy! – Make a happy face with keyboard letters (Type out :) into the Keyboard (colon + close parentheses))
    134) Erasure – Push the backspace key (Hit the Backspace button on your Keyboard)
    135) Quality Time – Set the quality lower (Change the Quality of the game)
    136) Waltzing Ma – Push the tilda key (~) (Type out ~)
    137) Partial Colon – Push the semicolon (Hit the Semi-Colon Button ; )
    138) Silence is Golden – Push the mute button (Hit the Mute Button)
    139) Same combo as my luggage! – Push 1,2,3,4,5 (Type out 1,2,3,4,5)
    140) Paste in Notepad – Push the centre of the wheel (Click the Center of the Treadmill)
    141) Dash! – Run 20 metres in-game (Move your Character 20 metres)
    142) Look I’m Big! – I made music! (Hit any Key on the Piano – Floor Two)
    143) Keyboard Hero – Hit every piano key (Hit Every Key on the Piano – Floor Two)
    144) Ode to Joy – Play Ode to Joy on the Piano
    (Play Ode to Joy on the Piano – Floor Two: E, E, F, G, G, F, E, (D))
    145) Twinkle Twinkle – Play Twinkle Twinkle (Little Star) on the Piano
    (Play Twinkle Twinkle Little Star on the Piano – Floor 2: Low C, low C, G, G, A, A, G)
    146) Row Row Row Your Boat – Play Row your Boat on the Piano
    (Play Row Row Row Your Boat on the Piano – Floor 2: Low C, low C, low C, D, E)
    147) Piano Slide Up – Hit every piano key from bottom to top
    (Hit Every Piano Key from left to right)
    148) Piano Slide Down – Hit every piano key from top to bottom
    (Hit Every Piano Key from right to left)
    149) Corpse Organ – Land a corpse on a piano key (Toss a corpse onto a Piano Key)
    150) Chord – Play a note while your corpse plays another
    (Toss a corpse onto a Piano key and hit another)
    151) Harmony – Play a note while 2 corpses play another
    (Toss two corpses onto the Piano and hit another note)
    152) High and Low Cs – Jump from the last key to first
    (Play from the last key to the first key)
    153) Fort Alpha – Find Hidey Hole 1
    (Access the “lower middle of first floor, in the “room” “blocked” by a launcher”*)
    154) Fort Beta – Find Hidey Hole 2
    (Access the “upper left of first floor, under the spikes”*)
    155) Fort Gamma – Find Hidey Hole 3
    (Access the “middle of second floor. Straight to the left of the respawn point”*)
    156) Fort Delta – Find Hidey Hole 4
    (Access the “upper left part of second floor, in the lower of the two long paths”*)
    157) Fort Zeta – Find Hidey Hole 5
    (Access the “upper left part of third floor, in the hard to reach half-room”*)
    158) Fort Eta – Find Hidey Hole 6
    (Access the “right side of third floor, in the lower of the indentations in the wall”*)
    159) Fort Theta – Find Hidey Hole 7
    (Access the ‘middleish’ of fourth floor. Jump straight up and go right from the respawn point”*)
    160) Fort Iota – Find Hidey Hole 8
    (Access the “upper right part of fourth floor. Right under those spikes in the “tough to jump to” spot”*)
    161) Fort Kappa – Find Hidey Hole 9
    (Access the “Fifth Floor, upper right part, pretty much where you will land if you manage to avoid the spikes by the elevator launcher”*)
    162) Fort Lambda – Find Hidey Hole 10
    (Access “to the lower far left on fifth floor. Really, it’s almost too obvious that there is something in that spot”*)
    163) Fortable – Find a Hidey Hole (Access any Hidey Hole)
    164) Oooooooh *Push* – Push the orange button. (Press the Orange Button in-game)
    165) No button! – Release the orange button. (Release the Orange Button in-game)
    166) Pressing Issue – Push the orange button 20 times.
    (Press the Orange Button 20 times)
    167) And…. hold! – Hold the orange button down for 3 seconds (Press the Orange Button for Three seconds)
    168) Pretty Button!!! – Look at the button (Stare at the Orange Button)
    169) Quick to Strike – Hit the orange button twice in a second
    (Double Tap the orange button in less than a second)
    170) Inactivity – Don’t do anything for ten seconds (Don’t Move for 10 seconds)
    171) Survival – Don’t die for 20 seconds (Stay alive for 20 seconds)
    172) Invulnerable – Don’t die for 40 seconds (Stay alive for 40 seconds)
    173) One Wheel! – Stop one slot reel
    (Spin the Slot Machine and stop one slot on Floor Three)
    174) Two Wheel! – Stop two slot reels (Stop two Slots on the Slot Machine on Floor Three)
    175) Three Wheel! – Stop all the reels(Stop two Slots on the Slot Machine on Floor Three)
    176) Insert Coin – Start the reels (Spin the Slots Machine on Floor Three)
    177) RGB – Stop the reels on Elephant, Llama, Giraffe (Stop the Slots to make the combo of: Elephant, llama, Giraffe)
    178) Elephant Jackpot! – Get all Elephants in the slot machine
    (Stop the Slots to make the combo of: Elephant, Elephant, Elephant)
    179) Emu Jackpot! – Get all Emus in the slot machine
    (Stop the Slots to make the combo: Emus, Emus, Emus)
    180) Llama Jackpot! – Each all Llamas in the slot machine (Stop the Slots to make the combo:Llama, Llama, Llama)
    181) Consolation Prize – Match 2 random symbols in the slot
    (Stop the Slots to get 2 animal matches)
    182) Not a Winner – Match no symbols in the slots (Stop the Slots to match zero animals)
    183) Trip Giraffes – Match 3 giraffes on the slots
    (Stop the Slots to make the combo: Giraffe, Giraffe, Giraffe)
    184) Addicted Gambler – Lock the slots 30 times (Play the Slot Machine 30 Times)
    185) Left it Running – Leave the floor while the slot wheels are running
    (Access any other Floor while playing with the Slot Machine)
    186) Reely Restart – Restart a reel (Restart the reel)
    187) Reel it backwards – Hit the reels in the reverse order
    (Hit all of the reels in reverse order)
    188) Three Times the Minute – System clock time is divisible by 3
    (Divide the system clock by 3)
    189) Rollout! – Roll the mouse off the screen (Roll your mouse outside of the game screen)
    190) Mouseing Around – Move the cursor 1 foot across the screen
    (Move the cursor until you’ve traveled a foot)
    191) 10 Foot Mousetrek – Move the cursor 10 feet across the screen
    (Move the cursor until you’ve traveled 10 feet)
    192) EleClick – Hey, that tickles! (Click on the Elephant with your mouse)
    193) Won’t Follow Directions – You just had to do it…
    (Access the right click menu and hit “Don’t Click Here”)
    194) Further Fall – Fall two floors (Fall Two Floors through a chute)
    195) Super Fall – Fall three floors (Fall Three Floors through a chute)
    196) Mega Fall – Fall four floors (Fall Four Floors through a chute)
    197) Colossal Fall – Fall all the way to the bottom from the top
    (Fall Five Floors through a chute)
    198) Further Ascend – Rise two floors (Fall Two Floors through a chute)
    199) Super Ascend – Rise three floors (Fall Three Floors through a chute)
    200) Mega Ascend – Rise four floors (Fall Four Floors through a chute)
    201) Colossal Ascend – Rise from the bottom to the top (Fall Five Floors through a chute)
    202) I Can’t Live With This – Die outside (Use the Panic Button)
    203) Safer Inside – Go back inside from the Cataclysm
    (Go from the Cataclysm to the inside)
    204) Two Browser Windows – Open two browser windows of the same game
    (Open Achievement Unlocked 2 in Two Different Browsers)
    205) Break Time! – Find the hot coffee feature
    (Return to the game, with the second window – See 204)
    206) Break Off! – Start playing again on the main screen
    (In the New Window play Achievement Unlocked 2 – See 204)
    207) Buzz – Move around in the coffee feature
    (Move your Character in the Coffee scene – See 205)
    208) The Burn! – Jump in the hot coffee mug (Jump into the Coffee – See 205)
    209) Warm… – Fall below the hot coffee stage (Jump off the Coffee Stage – See 205)
    210) Colder… – Fall further below the coffee stage
    (Fall further off the Coffee Stage – See 205)
    211) Even Colder… – Fall even further below the coffee stage
    (Fall even further off the Coffee Stage – See 205)
    212) Cold Coffee! – Find the secret secret stage
    (Reach the Stage below the Coffee Stage – See 205)
    213) The Final Straw – Stand on top of the straw (Reach the top of the Cold Coffee Straw)
    214) There’s the pump! – Start the pump (Start the Pump on Floor One)
    215) Begin the fill! – Fill the first floor height (Fill the First Floor with water)
    216) Keep Filling Captain! – Fill the second floor height (Fill the Second Floor with Water)
    217) The Pressure! – Fill the third floor height (Fill the Third Floor with Water)
    218) The Bends! – Fill the fourth floor height (Fill the Fourth Floor with Water)
    219) Full Glass! – Fill the entire building with water (Fill the Fifth Floor with Water)
    220) Draining – Drain the entire building from the fifth floor (Drain the level)
    221) Hey, a Pastry! – Poop a Pastry (Press Spacebar to make a Pasty)
    222) Yum Yum! – Eat a Pastry (Eat one of your Pastries)
    223) Maximum Pastry! – Poop 10 pastries (Make 10 Pastries)
    224) Pastry Chef – Poop 30 pastries (Make 30 Pastries)
    225) Pastry Connoisseur – Consume 25 pastries (Eat 25 Pastries)
    226) Bloataphant – Eat 50 pastries (Eat 50 Pastries)
    227) Doggy Bag – Launch a pastry into a teleporter (Make a Pastry fall into a teleporter)
    228) To Go Order – Use a launcher to launch a pastry
    (Use a Lancher to shoot away a Pastry)
    229) Pastry for the Dead – Give a pastry to a corpse (Make a pastry and hit a corpse)
    230) Soggy pastries – Make pastries underwater (Make a Pastry underwater – See 214)
    231) Drown – Die underwater (Drown yourself underwater – See 214)
    232) Do a Barrel Roll! – Push Z or R twice! (Hit the keys Z or R Twice)
    233) I Don’t Get It – Access the walkthrough (Hit the walkthrough button in-game)
    234) Stop and Hop – Jump without moving left or right
    (Jump without moving in any direction, but up)
    235) Aww Poor Puppy – Look hopeless (Wait/Freeze for a moment)
    236) A Decade – Earn 10% of the achievements (Earn any 25 Achievements)
    237) It’s Roaring! – Earn 20% of the achievements (Earn any 50 Achievements)
    238) Days Past September – Earn 30% of the achievements (Earn any 75 Achievements)
    239) By Volume – Earn 40% of the achievements (Earn any 100 Achievements)
    240) Fifty – Earn 50% of the achievements (Earn any 125 Achievements)
    241) Every Time – Earn 60% of the achievements (Earn any 150 Achievements)
    242) Hey, Youre Passing! – Earn 70% of the achievements (Earn any 175 Achievements)
    243) B Average – Earn 80% of the achievements (Earn any 200 Achievements)
    244) Final Run – Earn 90% of the achievements (Earn any 225 Achievements)
    245) Almost There! – Earn 95% of the achievements (Earn any 239 Achievements)
    246) I Can’t Shake Him! – Earn 96% of the achievements (Earn any 242 Achievements)
    247) Almost… there… – Earn 97% of the achievements (Earn any 245 Achievements)
    248) Stay on Target! – Earn 98% of the achievements (Earn any 247 Achievements)
    249) Pull Up! – Earn 99% of the achievements (Earn any 249 Achievements)
    250) Absolute Completion – Earn every other achievement (Earn all 250 Achievements)

    • Maomimi

      wow….

      • Ragh Bhag

        CTRL+C
        CTRL+V

    • hydralover

      i bet you copied it from the walk though

      • Ragh Bhag

        no id did not copy it from the walkTHOUGH
        but maybe i copied it from the walk THROUGH
        MAYbe

      • Mdchitale

        hydralover just got owned by Ragh Bhag

      • Demeos the 99th

        Ragh Fhag, in return, got buttfucked by a makeshift coalition of people who aren’t even on the same fucking faction.

      • Ragh Bhag’s Henchman

        hydrlover is an EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        Ragh Bhag is absolutely right!!!!!!!!

      • Ragh Bhag

        u have a new assignment now
        worship the following people
        videgamenerd
        torrentialturbine
        josh payne
        nfernox

        im a fail

      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches

        True.

      • Demeos the 99th

        Scratch Josh and TT off that list.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        You probably just got yourself knocked off the list.

      • Tss

        Some fails really believe in a Ragh Bhag Worshipper
        and think that it is someone other than Ragh Bhag

      • Demeos the 99th

        Ragh Fhag made an alt of me and said I was gonna worship him.
        Are you calling me Ragh Fhag?

      • Jessewatts67

        Demeos, he made an alt of ME, too!

      • torrentialTurbine

        He made alts of everyone but Josh.
        Josh got immunity from his forgery powers by having Facebook and Yahoo accounts to sign into.

      • Tss

        ok now i have 999999999 worshippers instead of 1000000000

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        No, no, you’re at -1000000001 now, remember?

      • Demeos the 99th

        I was gonna say you had ZERO worshippers, but that would just be giving you the respect that you never did deserve and never will deserve.  Josh is right for once.

      • Ragh Bhag’s Henchman

        ok i wont

      • Ragh Bhag’s Henchman

        ok i wont

      • Ragh Bhag’s Henchman

        Owned! hydralover. Powned! hydralover is WRONG!!!! Ragh Bhag is right….ALWAYS

      • Videgamenerd

        I bet you’re just ragh bhag logged in with a different acount.Otherwise you’re just a pathetic fanboy.

      • Ragh Bhag’s Henchman

        no i just worship ragh bhag cause hes the god
         he forced me to change his name becuase he is a black mage

      • Videgamenerd

        How can he be a black mage and a god at the same time?

      • Ragh Bhag

        becuase he is the BEST

      • Videgamenerd

        Whatever just realise RBH from you’re spell.

      • Ragh Bhag

        shut up.

      • torrentialTurbine

        What he is…

        …is getting raped by one of those Cyberdemons from Doom as I speak.

      • Ragh Bhag

        i am a GODLIKE PERSON
        and ur a peice of ****

      • torrentialTurbine

        Hey, you know how you pointed out that typo in Josh’s post?  I just found one in yours.
        Where it says you suck Videgamenerd’s dick all day because you like it so much, you said you were a godlike person.

        You’re welcome!

      • Ragh Bhag

        ur a torrential turbine
        u have no mental ability forget physical

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        I suppose that makes me a race bandit then?  (RaceBandit is my username on YouTube and DeviantART)
        Then how come I don’t steal races all the time?  Oh, right, because I’m sane, unlike you.

      • Ragh Bhag

        thats cause im a dumbass
        ill worship u now

      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches

        True

      • Tss

        NoT!
        and GET A LIFE< COPIERS
        i was the one who made up the trick and the comment that says i will worship u now and that i am a dumbass is FAKE

      • Ragh Bhag

        who the fuck are you and why are you trying to hinder me

      • Tss

        i was in my godlike place 5 days ago
        and i did not have a computer

      • Demeos the 99th

        Hell isn’t godlike.

      • Tss

        remember i am a god and a titan
        a black mage and a mage
        so i live in hell and heaven and earth

      • torrentialTurbine

        Oh, NOW you tell us you’re a Titan?  What’s next; are you gonna call yourself an embodiment of chaos?

        Again, if you’re God, I’m a purple elephant with green stripes, yellow polka dots, and three dicks.
        Now that you’re claiming to be a titan, I have to add a second head.

      • Demeos the Supergod

        AND I AM A SUPERGOD.
        YOUR POINT?

      • Demeos the Supergod

        IT’S NOT FAKE.  GET BACK TO WORSHIPPING ME, FUCKER.

      • Tss

        when you said i’m sane u put a space by accident and a apostrophe by accident and do u know how the m and n r next to eachother
        well i think u messed up there too to just point out
        but stop repeating the obvious
        it is obvious that u r insane and i am the opposite so thx
        get a life

      • Dimitri Dubkova

        “Oh, right, because insane, unlike you.”
        Doesn’t sound right.  Besides, you already admitted to submitting to – and worshipping – us, so there’s no way you can recover from that.

      • Demeos the 99th

        By that logic, you’re suggesting that race-banditry is sane.  I can’t think of anyone who is sane and would think race-banditry is sane.

      • Tss

        then u r not a very good thinker

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        A shitty thinker wouldn’t be able to think of any games, let alone private servers.
        I’ll give Demeos that and only that.

      • Demeos the 99th

        A shitty thinker wouldn’t be able to think of a challenge path such as the Haxlocke either.
        I’ll give you that.  Now maybe if you weren’t a terrorist, you’d actually get some contributions and not be stuck in development hell.

      • Ragh Bhag

        This comment has been blown up by jmtb02.

      • torrentialTurbine

        The fact that I can reply to this tells me that…  this is false hope administered by Raghy.  Sorry, guys.

    • Elijah the Mango

      I’m sorry, could u repeat that?

      • Ragh Bhag

        yes i could
        ctrl c
        ctrl v
        PERSON WHO DOESNT REALIZE THE OBVIOUS

    • John Cooney (Jmtb02)

      your the best

    • Ragh Bhag

      1) Hello Again – Start the game (Load up the game)

      2) Playtastic – You found the play button (Hit the “Play” button on the Title Screen)

      3) Crossroads – Discovered the Main Menu (Visit the Main Menu)

      4) Mission Accepted – Start the game (Begin Achievement Unlocked 2)

      5) Tiles Loaded – Loaded the level (Load up Achievement Unlocked 2)

      6) Home Sweet Home – Found your home (Visit Home – Most western room)

      7) First Floor – Reach the first floor (Reach the First Floor)

      8) Second Floor – Reach the second floor (Reach the Second Floor)

      9) Third Floor – Reach the third floor (Reach the Third Floor)

      10) Fourth Floor – Got to the fourth floor (Reach the Fourth Floor)

      11) Fifth Floor – Got to the fifth floor (Reach the Fifth Floor)

      12) Cataclysm – Welcome to reality (Reach reality)

      13) Storefront – Found the store (Reach the Marketplace)

      14) Thrifty – Found the second shop room (Reach the Second Room in the Marketplace)

      15) Windowshopper – Found the third shop room

      (Reach the Third Room in the Marketplace)

      16) Shopper – Found the fouth shop room (Reach the Fourth Room in the Marketplace)

      17) Big Spender – Found the fifth shop room (Reach the Fifth Room in the Marketplace)

      18) Shopaholic – Found all the shop rooms (Reach the Six Room in the Marketplace)

      19) Navigationer – Found all the areas (Reach every location on the map)

      20) Just Gave In – Bought the first level pack

      (Purchase the First Level Pack in the Marketplace)

      21) Add-on-tastic – Bought the second level pack

      (Purchase the Second Level Pack in the Marketplace)

      22) Deluxe Edition – Bought the third level pack

      (Purchase the Third Level Pack in the Marketplace)

      23) Gold Edition – Bought the fourth level pack

      (Purchase the Fourth Level Pack in the Marketplace)

      24) Platinum Edition – Bought the fifth level pack

      (Purchase the Fifth Level Pack in the Marketplace)

      25) Charge It! – Buy all the level packs

      (Purchase the Sixth Level Pack in the Marketplace)

      26) Wallet Burn – Press a purchase button

      (Purchase something in the Marketplace)

      27) No Refunds – Jump on a purchased upgrade

      (Upgrade Purchase something in the Marketplace)

      28) Panicked Shopper – Panic in the shop (Hit the Panic Button while in the Marketplace)

      29) Home Emergency – Panic at home (Hit the Panic Button while at Home)

      30) Panic Attack – Panic ten times (Hit the Panic Button 10 times)

      31) Thirsty – Drink some water (Drink Water at Home)

      32) Save the Whales – Drink all the water (Drink all of the Water at Home)

      33) Wheel and Deal – Jump on the hamster wheel

      (Jump onto the Hamster Wheel at Home)

      34) Full Speed Ahead! – Reach full speed on wheel

      (Reach 88 MPH on the Hamster Wheel at Home)

      35) Two Trick Pony – Run both ways on the treadmill

      (Change direction while on the Treadmill)

      36) One… – Go once over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)

      37) Two… – Go twice over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)

      38) Three… – Go three times over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)

      39) Four… – Go four times over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)

      40) Five! – Go five times over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)

      41) Dismount! – Jump off the wheel (Jump off of the Treadmill)

      42) Teleport! – Go through a teleporter (Go through a teleporter on Floor Four)

      43) Beam Me Up – Exit and Enter every teleporter (Go through every Teleporter)

      44) Freefall Forever – Get in a downward vertical loop

      (Fall down the side path of the rooms to reach the First Floor)

      45) Falling Up – Create an infinite teleport loop upwards

      (Create a Teleporter, to make an infinite loop)

      46) Corpse Loop – Get a corpse into an infinite loop

      (Drop a corpse into a Looping Teleporter)

      47) Reenter – Enter the same teleporter twice (Reach the same Teleporter Twice)

      48) You Might As Well – Jump up and down (Press the Jump Button – arrow key)

      49) Bouncy – Jump 10 Times (Press the Jump Button 10 times – arrow key)

      50) Flouncy – Jump 50 Times (Press the Jump Button 50 times – arrow key)

      51) Trouncy – Jump 100 Times (Press the Jump Button 100 times – arrow key)

      52) Pouncy – Jump 250 Times (Press the Jump Button 250 times – arrow key)

      53) Full Jump – Do a big jump

      (Press the Jump Button until you fall back down – arrow key)

      54) No Double Jumping – Try to double jump

      (Attempt to double jump – hit the arrow key twice)

      55) See Ya – Die. (Die from a spike or hit the Panic Button)

      56) Subtle Movement – Move a tiny amount across the screen (Move Slightly)

      57) Panic Attack – Hit the Panic Button (The the Panic Button on your keyboard)

      58) Midflight Deceased – Panic while airborne (Panic while in the air – arrow key)

      59) Multideath – Die 10 times (Die Ten times)

      60) MegaDeath – Die 50 times (Die Fifty times)

      61) GigaDeath – Die 100 times (Die One-Hundred times)

      62) Impaler – Die on spikes (Die by hitting a spike)

      63) Stalagmite – Die on upward spikes (Be Impaled by an Upward Spike)

      64) Stalactite – Die on downward spikes (Be Impaled by an Downward Spike)

      65) Staleftmite – Die on leftward spikes (Be Impaled by an Leftward Spike)

      66) Starightcite – Die on rightward spikes (Be Impaled by an Rightward Spike)

      67) I Love You Spike – Die 10 times on the same spike

      (Be Impaled by the same Spike 10 times)

      68) Pink – Turn a spike pink (Be Impaled by a Spike)

      69) First Floor Pink – Turn first floor spikes pink

      (Turn all of the Spike on the first floor pink, by being impaled by them)

      70) Second Floor Pink – Turn second floor spikes pink

      (Turn all of the Spike on the second floor pink, by being impaled by them)

      71) Third Floor Pink – Turn the third floor spikes pink

      (Turn all of the Spike on the third floor pink, by being impaled by them)

      72) Fourth Floor Pink – Turn the fourth floor spikes pink

      (Turn all of the Spike on the fourth floor pink, by being impaled by them)

      73) Fifth Floor Pink – Turn the fifth floor spikes pink

      (Turn all of the Spike on the fifth floor pink, by being impaled by them)

      74) Pinky Swear – Turn half the spikes pink (Turn half of all the Spikes pink)

      75) Pinky Promise – Turn all the spikes pink (Turn all of the Spikes Pink)

      76) WASD – Prefer the WASD Control (Use the WASD keys to move your Character)

      77) Arrow Keys – Prefer the Arrow Control (Use the arrow keys to move your Character)

      78) Colour My Tile – Paint a block (Paint any block in the game)

      79) 100 Pretty Tiles – Colour 100 tiles in one room

      (Paint One-Hundred Tiles on any Floor)

      80) First Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on first Floor

      (Paint One-Hundred Tiles on the First Floor)

      81) Second Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 2nd Floor

      (Paint One-Hundred Tiles on the Second Floor)

      82) Third Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 3rd Floor

      (Paint One-Hundred Tiles on the Third Floor)

      83) Fourth Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 4th Floor

      (Paint One-Hundred Tiles on the Fourth Floor)

      84) Fifth Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 5th Floor

      (Paint One-Hundred Tiles on the Fifth Floor)

      85) Coloured 50 – Paint 50 tiles (Paint any 50 Tiles)

      86) Coloured 100 – Paint 100 tiles (Paint any 50 Tiles)

      87) Coloured 150 – Paint 150 tiles (Paint any 150 Tiles)

      88) Coloured 250 – Paint 250 tiles (Paint any 250 Tiles)

      89) Repainted 500 – Paint 500 tiles (Paint any 500 Tiles)

      90) Launcher – Touch a launcher (Access a Launcher)

      91) Launcher Cleaner – Clean all the first floor launchers

      (Access all Launchers on the First Floor)

      92) Launcher Scrubber – Clean all the second floor launchers

      (Access all Launchers on the Second Floor)

      93) Launcher Polisher – Clean all the third floor launchers

      (Access all Launchers on the Third Floor)

      94) Launcher Rinser – Clean all the fourth floor launchers

      (Access all Launchers on the Fourth Floor)

      95) Launcher Washer – Clean all the fifth floor launchers

      (Access all Launchers on the Fifth Floor)

      96) Launcher Powerwasher – Clean all launchers

      (Access all Launchers on all of the Floors)

      97) Look, a Penny! – Find a coin (Collect One Coin)

      98) Pennybags – Collect 30 coins (Collect Thirty Coin)

      99) Moneymaker – Collect 60 coins (Collect Sixty Coin)

      100) Pennywise – Collect 90 coins (Collect Ninety Coin)

      101) It Prints Money – Collect 120 coins (Collect One-Hundred Twenty Coin)

      102) Scrooge – Collect 140 coins (Collect One-Hundred Fourty Coin)

      103) 1st Collection – Collect first floor coins (Collect All of the Coins on the First Floor)

      104) 2nd Collection – Collect second floor coins (Collect All of the Coins on the Second Floor)

      105) 3rd Collection – Collect third floor coins (Collect All of the Coins on the Third Floor)

      106) 4th Collection – Collect fourth floor coins (Collect All of the Coins on the Fourth Floor)

      107) 5th Collection – Collect fifth floor coins (Collect All of the Coins on the Fifth Floor)

      108) Gotta Collect ‘em All! – Collect all the coins (Collect All of the Coins on the Sixth Floor)

      109) I’m Glad You’re Here – Stick around for 10 seconds

      (Play Achievement Unlocked 2 for 10 Seconds)

      110) Good Company – Stick around for 30 seconds

      (Play Achievement Unlocked 2 for 30 Seconds)

      111) BFFs – Stick around for 60 seconds (Play Achievement Unlocked 2 for 60 Seconds)

      112) West Side – Look West (Use the Left Arrow/A Key)

      113) East Side – Look East (Use the Right Arrow/D Key)

      114) Dizzy – Flip direction 5 times in 1 second

      (Use the Right and Left Arrow keys to quickly move the Character back and forth)

      115) Hover – Stay airbourne for 6 seconds (Jump into the air for 6 seconds)

      116) Dead Crowd – Generate 3 corpses at once (Gather 3 corpses)

      117) Corpsaholic – Generate 5 corpses at once (Gather 5 corpses)

      118) Necrophilia – Generate 10 corpses at once (Gather 10 corpses)

      119) Spike Corpse Hoedown – Land 3 corpses together on the same spike

      (Gather 3 corpses off of one Spike)

      120) Corpse Levitation – Suspend a corpse for 2 seconds

      (Maintain a copse in the air for two Seconds)

      121) Corpse Juggling – Suspend 5 different corpses (Maintain 5 copses in the air)

      122) Body Drop – Send a corpse to another floor (Land a corpse in another room -Lancher+Panic = Hint)

      123) Undead Touch – Touch a dead corpse (Bump into a corpse)

      124) Telecorpse – Teleport a corpse (Toss a copse into a teleporter – Panic Button)

      125) Teletired – Teleport 50 times (Use 50 teleporters)

      126) Relapse – Panic while touching a checkpoint

      (Hit the Panic Button while at a Checkpoint)

      127) Respawnorama – Respawn at every checkpoint (Respawn at every Checkpoint)

      128) Clicky – Click click clickaroo (Click the Screen)

      129) Not Left Click – Check out the Right Click Menu (Hit the Right-Click Button)

      130) BILLY MAYS – Enable Caps Lock (Hit the Caps Lock Button)

      131) Scrolly – Scroll the achievements list (Scroll through the Achievements list)

      132) Extreme Scrolling – Scroll to the very bottom

      (Scroll to the bottom of the Achievements list)

      133) So Happy! – Make a happy face with keyboard letters (Type out :) into the Keyboard (colon + close parentheses))

      134) Erasure – Push the backspace key (Hit the Backspace button on your Keyboard)

      135) Quality Time – Set the quality lower (Change the Quality of the game)

      136) Waltzing Ma – Push the tilda key (~) (Type out ~)

      137) Partial Colon – Push the semicolon (Hit the Semi-Colon Button ; )

      138) Silence is Golden – Push the mute button (Hit the Mute Button)

      139) Same combo as my luggage! – Push 1,2,3,4,5 (Type out 1,2,3,4,5)

      140) Paste in Notepad – Push the centre of the wheel (Click the Center of the Treadmill)

      141) Dash! – Run 20 metres in-game (Move your Character 20 metres)

      142) Look I’m Big! – I made music! (Hit any Key on the Piano – Floor Two)

      143) Keyboard Hero – Hit every piano key (Hit Every Key on the Piano – Floor Two)

      144) Ode to Joy – Play Ode to Joy on the Piano

      (Play Ode to Joy on the Piano – Floor Two: E, E, F, G, G, F, E, (D))

      145) Twinkle Twinkle – Play Twinkle Twinkle (Little Star) on the Piano

      (Play Twinkle Twinkle Little Star on the Piano – Floor 2: Low C, low C, G, G, A, A, G)

      146) Row Row Row Your Boat – Play Row your Boat on the Piano

      (Play Row Row Row Your Boat on the Piano – Floor 2: Low C, low C, low C, D, E)

      147) Piano Slide Up – Hit every piano key from bottom to top

      (Hit Every Piano Key from left to right)

      148) Piano Slide Down – Hit every piano key from top to bottom

      (Hit Every Piano Key from right to left)

      149) Corpse Organ – Land a corpse on a piano key (Toss a corpse onto a Piano Key)

      150) Chord – Play a note while your corpse plays another

      (Toss a corpse onto a Piano key and hit another)

      151) Harmony – Play a note while 2 corpses play another

      (Toss two corpses onto the Piano and hit another note)

      152) High and Low Cs – Jump from the last key to first

      (Play from the last key to the first key)

      153) Fort Alpha – Find Hidey Hole 1

      (Access the “lower middle of first floor, in the “room” “blocked” by a launcher”*)

      154) Fort Beta – Find Hidey Hole 2

      (Access the “upper left of first floor, under the spikes”*)

      155) Fort Gamma – Find Hidey Hole 3

      (Access the “middle of second floor. Straight to the left of the respawn point”*)

      156) Fort Delta – Find Hidey Hole 4

      (Access the “upper left part of second floor, in the lower of the two long paths”*)

      157) Fort Zeta – Find Hidey Hole 5

      (Access the “upper left part of third floor, in the hard to reach half-room”*)

      158) Fort Eta – Find Hidey Hole 6

      (Access the “right side of third floor, in the lower of the indentations in the wall”*)

      159) Fort Theta – Find Hidey Hole 7

      (Access the ‘middleish’ of fourth floor. Jump straight up and go right from the respawn point”*)

      160) Fort Iota – Find Hidey Hole 8

      (Access the “upper right part of fourth floor. Right under those spikes in the “tough to jump to” spot”*)

      161) Fort Kappa – Find Hidey Hole 9

      (Access the “Fifth Floor, upper right part, pretty much where you will
      land if you manage to avoid the spikes by the elevator launcher”*)

      162) Fort Lambda – Find Hidey Hole 10

      (Access “to the lower far left on fifth floor. Really, it’s almost too obvious that there is something in that spot”*)

      163) Fortable – Find a Hidey Hole (Access any Hidey Hole)

      164) Oooooooh *Push* – Push the orange button. (Press the Orange Button in-game)

      165) No button! – Release the orange button. (Release the Orange Button in-game)

      166) Pressing Issue – Push the orange button 20 times.

      (Press the Orange Button 20 times)

      167) And…. hold! – Hold the orange button down for 3 seconds (Press the Orange Button for Three seconds)

      168) Pretty Button!!! – Look at the button (Stare at the Orange Button)

      169) Quick to Strike – Hit the orange button twice in a second

      (Double Tap the orange button in less than a second)

      170) Inactivity – Don’t do anything for ten seconds (Don’t Move for 10 seconds)

      171) Survival – Don’t die for 20 seconds (Stay alive for 20 seconds)

      172) Invulnerable – Don’t die for 40 seconds (Stay alive for 40 seconds)

      173) One Wheel! – Stop one slot reel

      (Spin the Slot Machine and stop one slot on Floor Three)

      174) Two Wheel! – Stop two slot reels (Stop two Slots on the Slot Machine on Floor Three)

      175) Three Wheel! – Stop all the reels(Stop two Slots on the Slot Machine on Floor Three)

      176) Insert Coin – Start the reels (Spin the Slots Machine on Floor Three)

      177) RGB – Stop the reels on Elephant, Llama, Giraffe (Stop the Slots to make the combo of: Elephant, llama, Giraffe)

      178) Elephant Jackpot! – Get all Elephants in the slot machine

      (Stop the Slots to make the combo of: Elephant, Elephant, Elephant)

      179) Emu Jackpot! – Get all Emus in the slot machine

      (Stop the Slots to make the combo: Emus, Emus, Emus)

      180) Llama Jackpot! – Each all Llamas in the slot machine (Stop the Slots to make the combo:Llama, Llama, Llama)

      181) Consolation Prize – Match 2 random symbols in the slot

      (Stop the Slots to get 2 animal matches)

      182) Not a Winner – Match no symbols in the slots (Stop the Slots to match zero animals)

      183) Trip Giraffes – Match 3 giraffes on the slots

      (Stop the Slots to make the combo: Giraffe, Giraffe, Giraffe)

      184) Addicted Gambler – Lock the slots 30 times (Play the Slot Machine 30 Times)

      185) Left it Running – Leave the floor while the slot wheels are running

      (Access any other Floor while playing with the Slot Machine)

      186) Reely Restart – Restart a reel (Restart the reel)

      187) Reel it backwards – Hit the reels in the reverse order

      (Hit all of the reels in reverse order)

      188) Three Times the Minute – System clock time is divisible by 3

      (Divide the system clock by 3)

      189) Rollout! – Roll the mouse off the screen (Roll your mouse outside of the game screen)

      190) Mouseing Around – Move the cursor 1 foot across the screen

      (Move the cursor until you’ve traveled a foot)

      191) 10 Foot Mousetrek – Move the cursor 10 feet across the screen

      (Move the cursor until you’ve traveled 10 feet)

      192) EleClick – Hey, that tickles! (Click on the Elephant with your mouse)

      193) Won’t Follow Directions – You just had to do it…

      (Access the right click menu and hit “Don’t Click Here”)

      194) Further Fall – Fall two floors (Fall Two Floors through a chute)

      195) Super Fall – Fall three floors (Fall Three Floors through a chute)

      196) Mega Fall – Fall four floors (Fall Four Floors through a chute)

      197) Colossal Fall – Fall all the way to the bottom from the top

      (Fall Five Floors through a chute)

      198) Further Ascend – Rise two floors (Fall Two Floors through a chute)

      199) Super Ascend – Rise three floors (Fall Three Floors through a chute)

      200) Mega Ascend – Rise four floors (Fall Four Floors through a chute)

      201) Colossal Ascend – Rise from the bottom to the top (Fall Five Floors through a chute)

      202) I Can’t Live With This – Die outside (Use the Panic Button)

      203) Safer Inside – Go back inside from the Cataclysm

      (Go from the Cataclysm to the inside)

      204) Two Browser Windows – Open two browser windows of the same game

      (Open Achievement Unlocked 2 in Two Different Browsers)

      205) Break Time! – Find the hot coffee feature

      (Return to the game, with the second window – See 204)

      206) Break Off! – Start playing again on the main screen

      (In the New Window play Achievement Unlocked 2 – See 204)

      207) Buzz – Move around in the coffee feature

      (Move your Character in the Coffee scene – See 205)

      208) The Burn! – Jump in the hot coffee mug (Jump into the Coffee – See 205)

      209) Warm… – Fall below the hot coffee stage (Jump off the Coffee Stage – See 205)

      210) Colder… – Fall further below the coffee stage

      (Fall further off the Coffee Stage – See 205)

      211) Even Colder… – Fall even further below the coffee stage

      (Fall even further off the Coffee Stage – See 205)

      212) Cold Coffee! – Find the secret secret stage

      (Reach the Stage below the Coffee Stage – See 205)

      213) The Final Straw – Stand on top of the straw (Reach the top of the Cold Coffee Straw)

      214) There’s the pump! – Start the pump (Start the Pump on Floor One)

      215) Begin the fill! – Fill the first floor height (Fill the First Floor with water)

      216) Keep Filling Captain! – Fill the second floor height (Fill the Second Floor with Water)

      217) The Pressure! – Fill the third floor height (Fill the Third Floor with Water)

      218) The Bends! – Fill the fourth floor height (Fill the Fourth Floor with Water)

      219) Full Glass! – Fill the entire building with water (Fill the Fifth Floor with Water)

      220) Draining – Drain the entire building from the fifth floor (Drain the level)

      221) Hey, a Pastry! – Poop a Pastry (Press Spacebar to make a Pasty)

      222) Yum Yum! – Eat a Pastry (Eat one of your Pastries)

      223) Maximum Pastry! – Poop 10 pastries (Make 10 Pastries)

      224) Pastry Chef – Poop 30 pastries (Make 30 Pastries)

      225) Pastry Connoisseur – Consume 25 pastries (Eat 25 Pastries)

      226) Bloataphant – Eat 50 pastries (Eat 50 Pastries)

      227) Doggy Bag – Launch a pastry into a teleporter (Make a Pastry fall into a teleporter)

      228) To Go Order – Use a launcher to launch a pastry

      (Use a Lancher to shoot away a Pastry)

      229) Pastry for the Dead – Give a pastry to a corpse (Make a pastry and hit a corpse)

      230) Soggy pastries – Make pastries underwater (Make a Pastry underwater – See 214)

      231) Drown – Die underwater (Drown yourself underwater – See 214)

      232) Do a Barrel Roll! – Push Z or R twice! (Hit the keys Z or R Twice)

      233) I Don’t Get It – Access the walkthrough (Hit the walkthrough button in-game)

      234) Stop and Hop – Jump without moving left or right

      (Jump without moving in any direction, but up)

      235) Aww Poor Puppy – Look hopeless (Wait/Freeze for a moment)

      236) A Decade – Earn 10% of the achievements (Earn any 25 Achievements)

      237) It’s Roaring! – Earn 20% of the achievements (Earn any 50 Achievements)

      238) Days Past September – Earn 30% of the achievements (Earn any 75 Achievements)

      239) By Volume – Earn 40% of the achievements (Earn any 100 Achievements)

      240) Fifty – Earn 50% of the achievements (Earn any 125 Achievements)

      241) Every Time – Earn 60% of the achievements (Earn any 150 Achievements)

      242) Hey, Youre Passing! – Earn 70% of the achievements (Earn any 175 Achievements)

      243) B Average – Earn 80% of the achievements (Earn any 200 Achievements)

      244) Final Run – Earn 90% of the achievements (Earn any 225 Achievements)

      245) Almost There! – Earn 95% of the achievements (Earn any 239 Achievements)

      246) I Can’t Shake Him! – Earn 96% of the achievements (Earn any 242 Achievements)

      247) Almost… there… – Earn 97% of the achievements (Earn any 245 Achievements)

      248) Stay on Target! – Earn 98% of the achievements (Earn any 247 Achievements)

      249) Pull Up! – Earn 99% of the achievements (Earn any 249 Achievements)

      250) Absolute Completion – Earn every other achievement (Earn all 250 Achievements)

      Created by Ragh Bhag
      For Dumb People that dont know about this game
      Always remember to like this and Remember that Ellies Hat, Rohan Sampat, and Lola are big Fails

      246) I Can’t Shake Him! – Earn 96% of the achievements (Earn any 242 Achievements)

      247) Almost… there… – Earn 97% of the achievements (Earn any 245 Achievements)

      248) Stay on Target! – Earn 98% of the achievements (Earn any 247 Achievements)

      249) Pull Up! – Earn 99% of the achievements (Earn any 249 Achievements)

      250) Absolute Completion – Earn every other achievement (Earn all 250 Achievements)

      • Ragh Bhag

        1) Hello Again – Start the game (Load up the game)

        2) Playtastic – You found the play button (Hit the “Play” button on the Title Screen)

        3) Crossroads – Discovered the Main Menu (Visit the Main Menu)

        4) Mission Accepted – Start the game (Begin Achievement Unlocked 2)

        5) Tiles Loaded – Loaded the level (Load up Achievement Unlocked 2)

        6) Home Sweet Home – Found your home (Visit Home – Most western room)

        7) First Floor – Reach the first floor (Reach the First Floor)

        8) Second Floor – Reach the second floor (Reach the Second Floor)

        9) Third Floor – Reach the third floor (Reach the Third Floor)

        10) Fourth Floor – Got to the fourth floor (Reach the Fourth Floor)

        11) Fifth Floor – Got to the fifth floor (Reach the Fifth Floor)

        12) Cataclysm – Welcome to reality (Reach reality)

        13) Storefront – Found the store (Reach the Marketplace)

        14) Thrifty – Found the second shop room (Reach the Second Room in the Marketplace)

        15) Windowshopper – Found the third shop room

        (Reach the Third Room in the Marketplace)

        16) Shopper – Found the fouth shop room (Reach the Fourth Room in the Marketplace)

        17) Big Spender – Found the fifth shop room (Reach the Fifth Room in the Marketplace)

        18) Shopaholic – Found all the shop rooms (Reach the Six Room in the Marketplace)

        19) Navigationer – Found all the areas (Reach every location on the map)

        20) Just Gave In – Bought the first level pack

        (Purchase the First Level Pack in the Marketplace)

        21) Add-on-tastic – Bought the second level pack

        (Purchase the Second Level Pack in the Marketplace)

        22) Deluxe Edition – Bought the third level pack

        (Purchase the Third Level Pack in the Marketplace)

        23) Gold Edition – Bought the fourth level pack

        (Purchase the Fourth Level Pack in the Marketplace)

        24) Platinum Edition – Bought the fifth level pack

        (Purchase the Fifth Level Pack in the Marketplace)

        25) Charge It! – Buy all the level packs

        (Purchase the Sixth Level Pack in the Marketplace)

        26) Wallet Burn – Press a purchase button

        (Purchase something in the Marketplace)

        27) No Refunds – Jump on a purchased upgrade

        (Upgrade Purchase something in the Marketplace)

        28) Panicked Shopper – Panic in the shop (Hit the Panic Button while in the Marketplace)

        29) Home Emergency – Panic at home (Hit the Panic Button while at Home)

        30) Panic Attack – Panic ten times (Hit the Panic Button 10 times)

        31) Thirsty – Drink some water (Drink Water at Home)

        32) Save the Whales – Drink all the water (Drink all of the Water at Home)

        33) Wheel and Deal – Jump on the hamster wheel

        (Jump onto the Hamster Wheel at Home)

        34) Full Speed Ahead! – Reach full speed on wheel

        (Reach 88 MPH on the Hamster Wheel at Home)

        35) Two Trick Pony – Run both ways on the treadmill

        (Change direction while on the Treadmill)

        36) One… – Go once over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)

        37) Two… – Go twice over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)

        38) Three… – Go three times over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)

        39) Four… – Go four times over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)

        40) Five! – Go five times over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)

        41) Dismount! – Jump off the wheel (Jump off of the Treadmill)

        42) Teleport! – Go through a teleporter (Go through a teleporter on Floor Four)

        43) Beam Me Up – Exit and Enter every teleporter (Go through every Teleporter)

        44) Freefall Forever – Get in a downward vertical loop

        (Fall down the side path of the rooms to reach the First Floor)

        45) Falling Up – Create an infinite teleport loop upwards

        (Create a Teleporter, to make an infinite loop)

        46) Corpse Loop – Get a corpse into an infinite loop

        (Drop a corpse into a Looping Teleporter)

        47) Reenter – Enter the same teleporter twice (Reach the same Teleporter Twice)

        48) You Might As Well – Jump up and down (Press the Jump Button – arrow key)

        49) Bouncy – Jump 10 Times (Press the Jump Button 10 times – arrow key)

        50) Flouncy – Jump 50 Times (Press the Jump Button 50 times – arrow key)

        51) Trouncy – Jump 100 Times (Press the Jump Button 100 times – arrow key)

        52) Pouncy – Jump 250 Times (Press the Jump Button 250 times – arrow key)

        53) Full Jump – Do a big jump

        (Press the Jump Button until you fall back down – arrow key)

        54) No Double Jumping – Try to double jump

        (Attempt to double jump – hit the arrow key twice)

        55) See Ya – Die. (Die from a spike or hit the Panic Button)

        56) Subtle Movement – Move a tiny amount across the screen (Move Slightly)

        57) Panic Attack – Hit the Panic Button (The the Panic Button on your keyboard)

        58) Midflight Deceased – Panic while airborne (Panic while in the air – arrow key)

        59) Multideath – Die 10 times (Die Ten times)

        60) MegaDeath – Die 50 times (Die Fifty times)

        61) GigaDeath – Die 100 times (Die One-Hundred times)

        62) Impaler – Die on spikes (Die by hitting a spike)

        63) Stalagmite – Die on upward spikes (Be Impaled by an Upward Spike)

        64) Stalactite – Die on downward spikes (Be Impaled by an Downward Spike)

        65) Staleftmite – Die on leftward spikes (Be Impaled by an Leftward Spike)

        66) Starightcite – Die on rightward spikes (Be Impaled by an Rightward Spike)

        67) I Love You Spike – Die 10 times on the same spike

        (Be Impaled by the same Spike 10 times)

        68) Pink – Turn a spike pink (Be Impaled by a Spike)

        69) First Floor Pink – Turn first floor spikes pink

        (Turn all of the Spike on the first floor pink, by being impaled by them)

        70) Second Floor Pink – Turn second floor spikes pink

        (Turn all of the Spike on the second floor pink, by being impaled by them)

        71) Third Floor Pink – Turn the third floor spikes pink

        (Turn all of the Spike on the third floor pink, by being impaled by them)

        72) Fourth Floor Pink – Turn the fourth floor spikes pink

        (Turn all of the Spike on the fourth floor pink, by being impaled by them)

        73) Fifth Floor Pink – Turn the fifth floor spikes pink

        (Turn all of the Spike on the fifth floor pink, by being impaled by them)

        74) Pinky Swear – Turn half the spikes pink (Turn half of all the Spikes pink)

        75) Pinky Promise – Turn all the spikes pink (Turn all of the Spikes Pink)

        76) WASD – Prefer the WASD Control (Use the WASD keys to move your Character)

        77) Arrow Keys – Prefer the Arrow Control (Use the arrow keys to move your Character)

        78) Colour My Tile – Paint a block (Paint any block in the game)

        79) 100 Pretty Tiles – Colour 100 tiles in one room

        (Paint One-Hundred Tiles on any Floor)

        80) First Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on first Floor

        (Paint One-Hundred Tiles on the First Floor)

        81) Second Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 2nd Floor

        (Paint One-Hundred Tiles on the Second Floor)

        82) Third Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 3rd Floor

        (Paint One-Hundred Tiles on the Third Floor)

        83) Fourth Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 4th Floor

        (Paint One-Hundred Tiles on the Fourth Floor)

        84) Fifth Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 5th Floor

        (Paint One-Hundred Tiles on the Fifth Floor)

        85) Coloured 50 – Paint 50 tiles (Paint any 50 Tiles)

        86) Coloured 100 – Paint 100 tiles (Paint any 50 Tiles)

        87) Coloured 150 – Paint 150 tiles (Paint any 150 Tiles)

        88) Coloured 250 – Paint 250 tiles (Paint any 250 Tiles)

        89) Repainted 500 – Paint 500 tiles (Paint any 500 Tiles)

        90) Launcher – Touch a launcher (Access a Launcher)

        91) Launcher Cleaner – Clean all the first floor launchers

        (Access all Launchers on the First Floor)

        92) Launcher Scrubber – Clean all the second floor launchers

        (Access all Launchers on the Second Floor)

        93) Launcher Polisher – Clean all the third floor launchers

        (Access all Launchers on the Third Floor)

        94) Launcher Rinser – Clean all the fourth floor launchers

        (Access all Launchers on the Fourth Floor)

        95) Launcher Washer – Clean all the fifth floor launchers

        (Access all Launchers on the Fifth Floor)

        96) Launcher Powerwasher – Clean all launchers

        (Access all Launchers on all of the Floors)

        97) Look, a Penny! – Find a coin (Collect One Coin)

        98) Pennybags – Collect 30 coins (Collect Thirty Coin)

        99) Moneymaker – Collect 60 coins (Collect Sixty Coin)

        100) Pennywise – Collect 90 coins (Collect Ninety Coin)

        101) It Prints Money – Collect 120 coins (Collect One-Hundred Twenty Coin)

        102) Scrooge – Collect 140 coins (Collect One-Hundred Fourty Coin)

        103) 1st Collection – Collect first floor coins (Collect All of the Coins on the First Floor)

        104) 2nd Collection – Collect second floor coins (Collect All of the Coins on the Second Floor)

        105) 3rd Collection – Collect third floor coins (Collect All of the Coins on the Third Floor)

        106) 4th Collection – Collect fourth floor coins (Collect All of the Coins on the Fourth Floor)

        107) 5th Collection – Collect fifth floor coins (Collect All of the Coins on the Fifth Floor)

        108) Gotta Collect ‘em All! – Collect all the coins (Collect All of the Coins on the Sixth Floor)

        109) I’m Glad You’re Here – Stick around for 10 seconds

        (Play Achievement Unlocked 2 for 10 Seconds)

        110) Good Company – Stick around for 30 seconds

        (Play Achievement Unlocked 2 for 30 Seconds)

        111) BFFs – Stick around for 60 seconds (Play Achievement Unlocked 2 for 60 Seconds)

        112) West Side – Look West (Use the Left Arrow/A Key)

        113) East Side – Look East (Use the Right Arrow/D Key)

        114) Dizzy – Flip direction 5 times in 1 second

        (Use the Right and Left Arrow keys to quickly move the Character back and forth)

        115) Hover – Stay airbourne for 6 seconds (Jump into the air for 6 seconds)

        116) Dead Crowd – Generate 3 corpses at once (Gather 3 corpses)

        117) Corpsaholic – Generate 5 corpses at once (Gather 5 corpses)

        118) Necrophilia – Generate 10 corpses at once (Gather 10 corpses)

        119) Spike Corpse Hoedown – Land 3 corpses together on the same spike

        (Gather 3 corpses off of one Spike)

        120) Corpse Levitation – Suspend a corpse for 2 seconds

        (Maintain a copse in the air for two Seconds)

        121) Corpse Juggling – Suspend 5 different corpses (Maintain 5 copses in the air)

        122) Body Drop – Send a corpse to another floor (Land a corpse in another room -Lancher+Panic = Hint)

        123) Undead Touch – Touch a dead corpse (Bump into a corpse)

        124) Telecorpse – Teleport a corpse (Toss a copse into a teleporter – Panic Button)

        125) Teletired – Teleport 50 times (Use 50 teleporters)

        126) Relapse – Panic while touching a checkpoint

        (Hit the Panic Button while at a Checkpoint)

        127) Respawnorama – Respawn at every checkpoint (Respawn at every Checkpoint)

        128) Clicky – Click click clickaroo (Click the Screen)

        129) Not Left Click – Check out the Right Click Menu (Hit the Right-Click Button)

        130) BILLY MAYS – Enable Caps Lock (Hit the Caps Lock Button)

        131) Scrolly – Scroll the achievements list (Scroll through the Achievements list)

        132) Extreme Scrolling – Scroll to the very bottom

        (Scroll to the bottom of the Achievements list)

        133) So Happy! – Make a happy face with keyboard letters (Type out :) into the Keyboard (colon + close parentheses))

        134) Erasure – Push the backspace key (Hit the Backspace button on your Keyboard)

        135) Quality Time – Set the quality lower (Change the Quality of the game)

        136) Waltzing Ma – Push the tilda key (~) (Type out ~)

        137) Partial Colon – Push the semicolon (Hit the Semi-Colon Button ; )

        138) Silence is Golden – Push the mute button (Hit the Mute Button)

        139) Same combo as my luggage! – Push 1,2,3,4,5 (Type out 1,2,3,4,5)

        140) Paste in Notepad – Push the centre of the wheel (Click the Center of the Treadmill)

        141) Dash! – Run 20 metres in-game (Move your Character 20 metres)

        142) Look I’m Big! – I made music! (Hit any Key on the Piano – Floor Two)

        143) Keyboard Hero – Hit every piano key (Hit Every Key on the Piano – Floor Two)

        144) Ode to Joy – Play Ode to Joy on the Piano

        (Play Ode to Joy on the Piano – Floor Two: E, E, F, G, G, F, E, (D))

        145) Twinkle Twinkle – Play Twinkle Twinkle (Little Star) on the Piano

        (Play Twinkle Twinkle Little Star on the Piano – Floor 2: Low C, low C, G, G, A, A, G)

        146) Row Row Row Your Boat – Play Row your Boat on the Piano

        (Play Row Row Row Your Boat on the Piano – Floor 2: Low C, low C, low C, D, E)

        147) Piano Slide Up – Hit every piano key from bottom to top

        (Hit Every Piano Key from left to right)

        148) Piano Slide Down – Hit every piano key from top to bottom

        (Hit Every Piano Key from right to left)

        149) Corpse Organ – Land a corpse on a piano key (Toss a corpse onto a Piano Key)

        150) Chord – Play a note while your corpse plays another

        (Toss a corpse onto a Piano key and hit another)

        151) Harmony – Play a note while 2 corpses play another

        (Toss two corpses onto the Piano and hit another note)

        152) High and Low Cs – Jump from the last key to first

        (Play from the last key to the first key)

        153) Fort Alpha – Find Hidey Hole 1

        (Access the “lower middle of first floor, in the “room” “blocked” by a launcher”*)

        154) Fort Beta – Find Hidey Hole 2

        (Access the “upper left of first floor, under the spikes”*)

        155) Fort Gamma – Find Hidey Hole 3

        (Access the “middle of second floor. Straight to the left of the respawn point”*)

        156) Fort Delta – Find Hidey Hole 4

        (Access the “upper left part of second floor, in the lower of the two long paths”*)

        157) Fort Zeta – Find Hidey Hole 5

        (Access the “upper left part of third floor, in the hard to reach half-room”*)

        158) Fort Eta – Find Hidey Hole 6

        (Access the “right side of third floor, in the lower of the indentations in the wall”*)

        159) Fort Theta – Find Hidey Hole 7

        (Access the ‘middleish’ of fourth floor. Jump straight up and go right from the respawn point”*)

        160) Fort Iota – Find Hidey Hole 8

        (Access the “upper right part of fourth floor. Right under those spikes in the “tough to jump to” spot”*)

        161) Fort Kappa – Find Hidey Hole 9

        (Access the “Fifth Floor, upper right part, pretty much where you will
        land if you manage to avoid the spikes by the elevator launcher”*)

        162) Fort Lambda – Find Hidey Hole 10

        (Access “to the lower far left on fifth floor. Really, it’s almost too obvious that there is something in that spot”*)

        163) Fortable – Find a Hidey Hole (Access any Hidey Hole)

        164) Oooooooh *Push* – Push the orange button. (Press the Orange Button in-game)

        165) No button! – Release the orange button. (Release the Orange Button in-game)

        166) Pressing Issue – Push the orange button 20 times.

        (Press the Orange Button 20 times)

        167) And…. hold! – Hold the orange button down for 3 seconds (Press the Orange Button for Three seconds)

        168) Pretty Button!!! – Look at the button (Stare at the Orange Button)

        169) Quick to Strike – Hit the orange button twice in a second

        (Double Tap the orange button in less than a second)

        170) Inactivity – Don’t do anything for ten seconds (Don’t Move for 10 seconds)

        171) Survival – Don’t die for 20 seconds (Stay alive for 20 seconds)

        172) Invulnerable – Don’t die for 40 seconds (Stay alive for 40 seconds)

        173) One Wheel! – Stop one slot reel

        (Spin the Slot Machine and stop one slot on Floor Three)

        174) Two Wheel! – Stop two slot reels (Stop two Slots on the Slot Machine on Floor Three)

        175) Three Wheel! – Stop all the reels(Stop two Slots on the Slot Machine on Floor Three)

        176) Insert Coin – Start the reels (Spin the Slots Machine on Floor Three)

        177) RGB – Stop the reels on Elephant, Llama, Giraffe (Stop the Slots to make the combo of: Elephant, llama, Giraffe)

        178) Elephant Jackpot! – Get all Elephants in the slot machine

        (Stop the Slots to make the combo of: Elephant, Elephant, Elephant)

        179) Emu Jackpot! – Get all Emus in the slot machine

        (Stop the Slots to make the combo: Emus, Emus, Emus)

        180) Llama Jackpot! – Each all Llamas in the slot machine (Stop the Slots to make the combo:Llama, Llama, Llama)

        181) Consolation Prize – Match 2 random symbols in the slot

        (Stop the Slots to get 2 animal matches)

        182) Not a Winner – Match no symbols in the slots (Stop the Slots to match zero animals)

        183) Trip Giraffes – Match 3 giraffes on the slots

        (Stop the Slots to make the combo: Giraffe, Giraffe, Giraffe)

        184) Addicted Gambler – Lock the slots 30 times (Play the Slot Machine 30 Times)

        185) Left it Running – Leave the floor while the slot wheels are running

        (Access any other Floor while playing with the Slot Machine)

        186) Reely Restart – Restart a reel (Restart the reel)

        187) Reel it backwards – Hit the reels in the reverse order

        (Hit all of the reels in reverse order)

        188) Three Times the Minute – System clock time is divisible by 3

        (Divide the system clock by 3)

        189) Rollout! – Roll the mouse off the screen (Roll your mouse outside of the game screen)

        190) Mouseing Around – Move the cursor 1 foot across the screen

        (Move the cursor until you’ve traveled a foot)

        191) 10 Foot Mousetrek – Move the cursor 10 feet across the screen

        (Move the cursor until you’ve traveled 10 feet)

        192) EleClick – Hey, that tickles! (Click on the Elephant with your mouse)

        193) Won’t Follow Directions – You just had to do it…

        (Access the right click menu and hit “Don’t Click Here”)

        194) Further Fall – Fall two floors (Fall Two Floors through a chute)

        195) Super Fall – Fall three floors (Fall Three Floors through a chute)

        196) Mega Fall – Fall four floors (Fall Four Floors through a chute)

        197) Colossal Fall – Fall all the way to the bottom from the top

        (Fall Five Floors through a chute)

        198) Further Ascend – Rise two floors (Fall Two Floors through a chute)

        199) Super Ascend – Rise three floors (Fall Three Floors through a chute)

        200) Mega Ascend – Rise four floors (Fall Four Floors through a chute)

        201) Colossal Ascend – Rise from the bottom to the top (Fall Five Floors through a chute)

        202) I Can’t Live With This – Die outside (Use the Panic Button)

        203) Safer Inside – Go back inside from the Cataclysm

        (Go from the Cataclysm to the inside)

        204) Two Browser Windows – Open two browser windows of the same game

        (Open Achievement Unlocked 2 in Two Different Browsers)

        205) Break Time! – Find the hot coffee feature

        (Return to the game, with the second window – See 204)

        206) Break Off! – Start playing again on the main screen

        (In the New Window play Achievement Unlocked 2 – See 204)

        207) Buzz – Move around in the coffee feature

        (Move your Character in the Coffee scene – See 205)

        208) The Burn! – Jump in the hot coffee mug (Jump into the Coffee – See 205)

        209) Warm… – Fall below the hot coffee stage (Jump off the Coffee Stage – See 205)

        210) Colder… – Fall further below the coffee stage

        (Fall further off the Coffee Stage – See 205)

        211) Even Colder… – Fall even further below the coffee stage

        (Fall even further off the Coffee Stage – See 205)

        212) Cold Coffee! – Find the secret secret stage

        (Reach the Stage below the Coffee Stage – See 205)

        213) The Final Straw – Stand on top of the straw (Reach the top of the Cold Coffee Straw)

        214) There’s the pump! – Start the pump (Start the Pump on Floor One)

        215) Begin the fill! – Fill the first floor height (Fill the First Floor with water)

        216) Keep Filling Captain! – Fill the second floor height (Fill the Second Floor with Water)

        217) The Pressure! – Fill the third floor height (Fill the Third Floor with Water)

        218) The Bends! – Fill the fourth floor height (Fill the Fourth Floor with Water)

        219) Full Glass! – Fill the entire building with water (Fill the Fifth Floor with Water)

        220) Draining – Drain the entire building from the fifth floor (Drain the level)

        221) Hey, a Pastry! – Poop a Pastry (Press Spacebar to make a Pasty)

        222) Yum Yum! – Eat a Pastry (Eat one of your Pastries)

        223) Maximum Pastry! – Poop 10 pastries (Make 10 Pastries)

        224) Pastry Chef – Poop 30 pastries (Make 30 Pastries)

        225) Pastry Connoisseur – Consume 25 pastries (Eat 25 Pastries)

        226) Bloataphant – Eat 50 pastries (Eat 50 Pastries)

        227) Doggy Bag – Launch a pastry into a teleporter (Make a Pastry fall into a teleporter)

        228) To Go Order – Use a launcher to launch a pastry

        (Use a Lancher to shoot away a Pastry)

        229) Pastry for the Dead – Give a pastry to a corpse (Make a pastry and hit a corpse)

        230) Soggy pastries – Make pastries underwater (Make a Pastry underwater – See 214)

        231) Drown – Die underwater (Drown yourself underwater – See 214)

        232) Do a Barrel Roll! – Push Z or R twice! (Hit the keys Z or R Twice)

        233) I Don’t Get It – Access the walkthrough (Hit the walkthrough button in-game)

        234) Stop and Hop – Jump without moving left or right

        (Jump without moving in any direction, but up)

        235) Aww Poor Puppy – Look hopeless (Wait/Freeze for a moment)

        236) A Decade – Earn 10% of the achievements (Earn any 25 Achievements)

        237) It’s Roaring! – Earn 20% of the achievements (Earn any 50 Achievements)

        238) Days Past September – Earn 30% of the achievements (Earn any 75 Achievements)

        239) By Volume – Earn 40% of the achievements (Earn any 100 Achievements)

        240) Fifty – Earn 50% of the achievements (Earn any 125 Achievements)

        241) Every Time – Earn 60% of the achievements (Earn any 150 Achievements)

        242) Hey, Youre Passing! – Earn 70% of the achievements (Earn any 175 Achievements)

        243) B Average – Earn 80% of the achievements (Earn any 200 Achievements)

        244) Final Run – Earn 90% of the achievements (Earn any 225 Achievements)

        245) Almost There! – Earn 95% of the achievements (Earn any 239 Achievements)

        246) I Can’t Shake Him! – Earn 96% of the achievements (Earn any 242 Achievements)

        247) Almost… there… – Earn 97% of the achievements (Earn any 245 Achievements)

        248) Stay on Target! – Earn 98% of the achievements (Earn any 247 Achievements)

        249) Pull Up! – Earn 99% of the achievements (Earn any 249 Achievements)
        Absolute Completion is 250
        WIN

        Created by Ragh Bhag
        For Dumb People that dont know about this game
        Always remember to like this and Remember that Ellies Hat, Rohan Sampat, and Lola are big Fails
        LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
        EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

        250) Absolute Completion – Earn every other achievement (Earn all 250 Achievements)

        Created by Ragh Bhag

        For Dumb People who dont know anything about this game

        Remember to Like this… And remember that Rohan Sampat, Lola, and Ellies Hat are big FAILS

      • Videgamenerd

        NONONO
        RAGH BHAG
        I WILL WORSHIP U FOREVER AND EVER
        I WILL NOW TURN INTO UR WORSHIPPER

      • Ragh Bhag

        YES
        MY REIGN HAS REACHED I AM NOW AT 1billion and 1 WORSHIPERS

      • I WORSHIP RAGH BHAG

        SEE
        I AM THE FORMER VIDEGAMENERD BUT NOW I AM THE RAGH BHAG WORSHIPPER 1000000001

      • Ragh Bhag

        OK MY NEXT GOAL IS TO HAVE JMTB02 the creator of these games worship me
        who thinks i should do it

      • Bla20020

        yeah i think u should actually
        it’d be fun for jmtb02 to suffer for once

      • John Cooney (Jmtb02)

        NOOOO!!!!HAVE MERCY MY LORD RAGH BHAG, HAVE MERCY ON MEDONT LET THIS HAPPENNOOO!!!PLEASE
        I BEG UIF U DO THISTHI |TH T/…

        !?1?1/!/!/!/1/!/!/!?!?!??!?!!?!??!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!??!

        “EXPLOSION”

      • Ragh Bhag

        THE TASK IS COMPLETE I HAVE DONE IT
        CREDITS TO MYSELF THE GODAND BLA20020
        JOHN IS DONE

      • Videgamenerd

        Great, now who’s going to make AC3?

      • Ragh Bhag

        me

      • Goo

        I THINK SO

      • Videgamenerd

        Not me.

      • Elijah the Mango

        Nope. You’re already worshiping him by posting comments. :D

      • Jessewatts67

        YOU IDIOT!! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN DO THAT?! YOU SUCK AND EVERYBODY HATES YOU!

      • Videgamenerd

        See? I knew making a clone was a bad idea!

      • Ragh Bhag

        Nope
        ur a bad iedea

      • Videgamenerd

        TOO BAD! I ALREADY HAPPENED!

      • Ragh Bhag

        then i will make u UNHAPPEN

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        Have fun in the insane asylums when you FAIL!!

      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches

        AGREE!!

      • Tss

        you agree with everything

      • Something

        i just wanna see how small this thing will get

      • Something

        ^
        l
        l
        l

      • Something

        blah

      • Something

        thisis crazy

      • Something

        what he heck!?

      • Something

        im not even sure if anyone can see this!!!!

      • Something

        oh my gosh
        its this small
        ..
        ^ (the space)

      • Something

        just a little smaller. get it?

      • Something

        done!

      • Something

        blah blah

      • JEFFGORDON24RULES!

        hello!

      • Elijah the Mango

        HEAR HEAR!

      • Elijah the Mango

        i think

      • Elijah the Mango

        i think

      • Elijah the Mango

        HEAR HEAR!

      • Tss

        you didnt have a good enough reply so u just failed again in making the dumbest reply ever

      • torrentialTurbine

        His reply got four more likes than your post.  How is that not good?

      • N-Fernox

        You can thank me for deleting your clone then.

      • Videgamenerd

        Not for long.I’m going to delete my clone.

      • Ragh Bhag

        you were under the WRATH OF THE RAGH BHAG U WILLL NOT ESCAPE

      • Videgamenerd

        ok ive decided not to delete my clone
        NOT A CLONE

      • Ragh Bhag

        u just owned urself
        HA

      • Elijah the Mango

        Owned urself? rly? -_-

      • Elijah the Mango

        Owned urself? rly? -_-

      • N-Fernox

        Too late, I already deleted your clone.

      • N-Fernox

        He just did, because I deleted his clone.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Joshua-Payne/100000112293889 Joshua Payne

        Negative -100000000001, eh?  Only 100000000002 more worshippers and people will actually care about how much you suck.

      • torrentialTurbine

        Hey, that’s MY line, bitch!

      • Ragh Bhag

        u r

      • torrentialTurbine

        I’m the bitch?  Says the one caught sucking Videgamenerd off.

      • Tss

        u r not the bitch
        u r the TOTAL BITCH FAIL

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        He’s using an insult to nullify your insult.  Of course, if you actually had a brain, you’d have known already.

      • Elijah the Mango

        WTF why are half of Ragh Bhag’s comments like “I HAVE 1 BILLION WORSHIPERS” and the other half are like “I’M A F***ING FAIL”?

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        Because he had a change of heart and started worshipping those who kicked his asses.

      • Jntona

        becuase your an apple

      • Dert

        Exactly.

      • Ragh Bhag

        ver much right
        CORRECT

      • Tss

        becuase people idiots like u dont know that its just that torrentialTurbine are putting their comments but using my name
        copying my godlike strategy

      • torrentialTurbine

        It’s not me.  You’re being mind-controlled by Demeos.

        Okay Demeos, you can stop pretending you’re Raghy!
        Seriously, that strategy won’t work against him.

      • Demeos the Supergod

        HIS ATTEMPTS AT FIGHTING ME ARE FUTILE.  GODS WORSHIP SUPERGODS, AND I AM THE LATTER.

      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches

        That was somthing so smart…I never thought about it that way before.

      • Tss

        your an apple

      • Ragh Bhag

        fuck how can i fight that
        fuck it
        ill worship u

      • Ragh Bhag

        i know i think u have a smalll typo in ur comment
        i think u were supposed to say RAGH BHAG IS GOD
        just reminding u :)
        ur welcome

      • Ragh Bhag is LEGENDARY

        i know right?

      • N-Fernox

        No you don’t.  All you know is that I am infinitely better than Ragh Bhag.

      • Tss

        wait i think u forgot to put the “un” in front of the infinitely
        just remidin u

      • Fakeemail

        Nope.  Uninfinitely isn’t a word.

      • Rhag Bhag SUCKS

        You forgot to put Un infront of Legendary 

      • torrentialTurbine

        Why would he want to tell an obvious lie, though?

      • N-Fernox

        Because anything and everything is infinitely better than terrorists like him.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        Nope, Andrew Hussie’s still a piece of shit.

      • Tss

        shut up coward
        i could probably own u anything
        “well silly of me, obviously i could, why did i even say that i could beat u in anything so obvious i am a god!!”

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        Dude.  We’ve already seen through your “god” ploy.  You’re being owned repeatedly by at least three people, and you don’t still don’t know when to quit?  If you really are a god, then you’re the god of patience.

      • Ragh Bhag

        no
        im not a god
        im not a black mage either
        im an epic fucken fail

        what made me think i could beat u guys in a troll fight

        fuck im a fucken fail

      • Tss

        your always being owned
        in fact u just got got owned
        ur a trash can so STOP talking, fool

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        If I’m being “owned”, how come my ego hasn’t crashed yet?

      • Elijah the Mango

        No, Ragh Bhag, you failed. No one can be “GOT GOT OWNED”. 
         
        If you’re going to start calling people “trash cans”, then just remember that being a trash can or a fruit is better than a doggie bag for sick children

      • Ragh Bhag

        and remember that u r even worse than that

      • torrentialTurbine

        thats part of the effect

      • torrentialTurbine

        I don’t even know what you were trying to accomplish with that imposter post.  You’re clearly losing what’s left of your make-believe touch.

      • Tricia_the_explosive_flower

        fail.

      • Videgamenerd

        How did my clone get on here?

      • Ragh Bhag

        becuase its not a clone
        its u getting telepathically teleconietically controled

      • Videgamenerd

        I don’t remember that happening…

      • Ragh Bhag

        i know
        becuase ur mind has been mangled with

      • Ragh Bhag

        that was demeoss fault
        he thought making me look significant would work
        but thats okay i still worship him

      • Videgamenerd

        …NOT!

      • Videgamenerd

        i shouldnt have ever said that
        i am forever ragh bhags worshipper

        i will worship u , my lord ragh bhag

      • torrentialTurbine

        “…NOT!”
        –Videgamenerd

        Seriously Ragh, if we don’t want to worship you, your posts aren’t going to make us do so.  You suck too hard for that to work.

      • Demeos the Supergod

        YOU ARE NOW FREE FROM RAGH BHAG’S CURSE.

      • Dert

        Before reading these comments note that the following people have turned in to my worshippers

        N-Fernox
        torrentialTurbine
        Josh Payne
        Joshua Payne
        Ellies Hat
        Rohan Sampat
        Elijah the Mango
        It Itches
        Videgamenerd
        hydralover
        and anyother nonworshippers

        Every one that lives on this earth or anywhere in this universe is my worshipper
        worship me or die

        for i am Ragh Bhag the Ruler
        Ragh Bhag the Legend
        Ragh Bhag the BEST
        and RAGH BHAG THE GOD!

        TAKE NOTE OF THIS AND FOLLOW IT OR DIE
        AVOID UR NAME ON THIS BLACK LIST

        for those of u who have yet not understood
        i shall repeat> 

        i will come to ur house and rip ur face off

        Before reading these comments note that the following people have turned in to my worshippers

        N-Fernox
        torrentialTurbine
        Josh Payne
        Joshua Payne
        Ellies Hat
        Rohan Sampat
        Elijah the Mango
        It Itches
        Videgamenerd
        hydralover
        and anyother nonworshippers

        Every one that lives on this earth or anywhere in this universe is my worshipper
        worship me or die

        for i am Ragh Bhag the Ruler
        Ragh Bhag the Legend
        Ragh Bhag the BEST
        and RAGH BHAG THE GOD!

        TAKE NOTE OF THIS AND FOLLOW IT OR DIE
        AVOID UR NAME ON THIS BLACK LIST

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        “It’s not nice to lie.”
        –Leona Dragona

      • torrentialTurbine

        Doesn’t feel like I’m worshipping you.

        Oh, hey, it’s time for me to worship myself again!

        All hail Dimitri Dubkova.
        He is a badass troll.
        (It’s more like an elongated chant, because I repeat those last two lines for several minutes.)

      • Demeos the Supergod

        NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU.  NO EXCEPTIONS.
        YOU WORSHIP ME ANYWAYS.

      • N-Fernox

        ONCE IS ENOUGH, FUCKTARD.

      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches

        AGREED!!

      • Monkey D. Luffy

        omfg Finally!!!!!!! someone with freaking common sense!!! I agree 100%

      • Ragh Bhag

        WORSHIP ME

      • Monkey D. Luffy

        OKOkokokokok!!!
        i will worship u
        DONT HURT ME THOUGH

      • Ragh Bhag

        I SHALL  HURT U
        I GIVE NO MERCY

      • Ragh Bhag

        NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        i FALL BEFORE U IN PRAYER
        I SHALL WORSHIP RAGH BHAG FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Usssssfdsassswdfgdert

        NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        i FALL BEFORE U IN PRAYER
        I SHALL WORSHIP RAGH BHAG FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     

      • torrentialTurbine

        as shall i

      • torrentialTurbine

        Oh, whoops, I thought Luffy was saying he would piss on Ragh Bhag.  Sorry!

      • Demeos the Supergod

        I PISS ON RAGH BHAG EVERY DAY.
        I ALSO SHIT ON HIM.
        HE’S NOT A GOD; HE’S A TOILET.

      • http://Racebandit.deviantart.com Joshua Payne

        Possibly the best comment ever.

      • Tricia_the_explosive_flower

        yep.

      • Joon060707

        wow

      • Joon060707

        zasdf

      • Joon060707

        haha

      • Joon060707

        aaaaa

      • ninjow

        Yes!

      • Cgvhbj

        your a toilet?!
        i didnt know that!

      • 12donuts

        Quit it. Don’t be mean to Ragh Bag, even if he is mean to you. Just tell him please stop. If not, *shrugs*

      • 12donuts

        Well, I don’t. Never. Victims of Ragh Bhag who turned into worshippers, stand up for yourselves.

      • Ragh Bhag

        *that was not really ragh bhag*
        IT WAS torrentialTurbine

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        Rule of thumb:  If grammar isn’t used, it’s Rahg Bhag.
        You are hereby permanently pwned.

      • Tricia_the_explosive_flower

        i checked the profile, it is the real you.
        duh.

      • Xq

        your so dumb, you have to check the profile

      • 12donuts

        It’s not nice to bully. I stand up while you make the other people sit down.

      • torrentialTurbine

        Wow, you can’t even get your fake comments right.  You really ARE a fail!

      • Ragh Bhag

        that was you
        you just did that to make a reply that lots of people will like, which really is a faailure

      • WeHateSand

        I have never seen a list of replies so far indented, this is kind of cool

      • Matthew

        Too many replies!

      • Ragh the Great

        h

      • Ragh the Great

        go on this is the only level 3 and youll see more

      • ninjow

        You ****ing idiot with your stupid fake comments!!!!
        You say horrible things about every game and person!!!!
        Get a ****ing life!!!!!!

      • Tricia_the_explosive_flower

        no thanks.

      • chinesegy

        Wasting tons of space! Geez. Agreed. If you only did it once, I’d thank you… but not twice! Plagiarism…

      • Demeos the 99th

        Especially since all the spaces are present, which just stretches out this bullshit even more than necessary.  Fuck copyfags.

      • Tss

        die in a hole

      • Demeos the 99th

        Just for that, I’m going to rape you again.

      • Tss

        ur gay

      • Tss

        no i changed a few words
        and i have three becuase i am so godlike like that

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        It’s still plagiarism, ‘ya lunatic.

      • Tss

        nope

      • Demeos the 99th

        You change a few words and it’s supposedly not plagiarism.
        I change more than half a server’s code and Nexon and Wizet are whining at me for plagiarizing Maplestory.

        Simply put, you’re plagiarizing harder than I am.

      • Ninahottie894

        I LOVE MAPLESTORY!!!!!!!

      • Tss

        no u dont

      • Tss

        sit in a corner and die in a hole, apple

      • Something

        AND DID IT AGAIN FROM A DIFFERENT WEBSITE THAT PUT SPACES!!???

      • Tss

        die in a hole, piece of insignificant trash

      • Demeos the 99th

        You first, faggot!

      • Ragh Bhag

        a year ago i went up and put up some comments about me being better than everyone in achievement unlocked 2 ALONE
        and now this place is swamped by emails of me (even though that is not me) claiming that i am a god
        thats gone wayyy to far
        it was probably Joshua Payne trying to make someone look weird and mental
        i dont know maybe he has some mental disfunction spending so much TIME making fake comments, critisizing himself
        (he made Ragh Bhag (me) and then critisized him so actually his is calling himself gay, and a fail)
        how dumb

      • http://Racebandit.deviantart.com Joshua Payne

        If this was really somebody else’s doing, I would’ve been able to see your original comments under your history.  Since the only comments I can see under this comment’s name are you spamming this site with this message, though, I can safely say that you’re just using an alt to frame me.

        Not to mention, I checked your helpful comments (the ones that explained how to do some of the things in the game) and their histories had you going on about you being a god.

        tl;dr:  You’re still not fooling anybody.  Take your own advice.

    • Something

      You copied a pasted the walkthrough!?

    • Ragh Bhag

      Before reading these comments note that the following people have turned in to my worshippers

      N-Fernox
      torrentialTurbine
      Josh Payne
      Joshua Payne
      Ellies Hat
      Rohan Sampat
      Elijah the Mango
      It Itches
      Videgamenerd
      hydralover
      and anyother nonworshippers

      Every one that lives on this earth or anywhere in this universe is my worshipper
      worship me or die

      for i am Ragh Bhag the Ruler
      Ragh Bhag the Legend
      Ragh Bhag the BEST
      and RAGH BHAG THE GOD!

      TAKE NOTE OF THIS AND FOLLOW IT OR DIE
      AVOID UR NAME ON THIS BLACK LIST

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        Nobody cares about your make-believe “godhood”.

        Obviously, I’m not one of your “worshippers” since there are exactly zero posts of me “worshipping” you.

      • Demeos the Supergod

        YOU WORSHIP ME NOW, SO STOP.
        YOU EVEN SAID IT YOURSELF, YOU FUCKTARD.
        THERE WEREN’T ANY FAKES, CLONES, OR ANYTHING.  IT WAS YOU.

    • Joon060707

      SDFDFGAD

  • Jude

    BILLY MAYS HERE TO GIVE YOU ELEPHANT BLUE. IT SCRUBS THE TOILET,THE STAINS OFF CLOTHES AND EVEN THE ELEPHANT ITSELF. TO ORDER CALL 109-408-ELEPHANT OR JUST GER YOUR LAZY BUTTS AND WE’LL DOUBLE THE OFFER……CAPS LOCK

    • Ragh Bhag

      you know what
      mabye
      you are a FAILURE, like you are

      • Videgamenerd

        Why do you call everyone a fail?

      • Ragh Bhag

        because u r

      • Videgamenerd

        But that’s impossible because you called people fails before you even knew I excisted, silly.

      • Ragh Bhag

        SILLY YOUR SILLY

      • Videgamenerd

        O.K

      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches

        Hes the worst at come backs I have ever seen T_T

      • N-Fernox

        YLLIS RUOY TLLIS

        Yes, I did just ninja torrentialTurbine.  Fuck you.

      • Tss

        your so dumb
        sillt is not a word, smartie

      • Dimitri Dubkova

        Way to go, dumbass.  You gave the troll food a way to fight back.

      • Ragh Bhag

        not necessarily
        im worshipping u and nfernox now

      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches

        Mood swings much?

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        Change of heart.

      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches

        I did…. never knew there was a secret war going on on AU2…Therefore I decided to join.  On you and TT’s side.

      • Dimitri Dubkova

        Everybody wants to be on the winning side.

        Good thing you’re already pulling your weight around here.

      • Demeos the 99th

        I can’t necessarily fight that statement, since Ragh Fhag’s still in dead last.

      • torrentialTurbine

        Because he got caught sucking you off.

      • N-Fernox

        Whatever.  Hurry up and hack Punisher so CrystalStory crumbles.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        Yugi locked the account since Punisher went MIA, so even if TT could get in, he can’t do a thing with Punisher’s account.

      • Tss

        who is yugi and punnisher

      • Demeos the 99th

        Admins of a shitty Maplestory private server known as CrystalStory.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        If CrystalStory sucks, how come we’re still getting new users and we rarely see someone quit?

      • Tss

        uworship me now so stop
        u even said it urself, you *****

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        Alts don’t count.  And no, he wasn’t “controlled”.  He already knows you tried to fake it, and he spin-doctored it into him being infinitely better than you.

        Oh, wait.  On that last note…  the only person you’re better than is Andrew Hussie.

    • Ragh Bhag

      To call me
      simply pick up the phone and call
      1-800-NOT A REAL NUMBER

      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches

        That number is too long to be real! :P

    • mememe

      hello i would like the elephant blue. sold out? how about the one from AU 1? oh… are the other colors form AU 1 gone too? they are… how about a Llama from LA? no? well i guess everyone bought everything… oh well bye.

  • me myself and i

    wut is responoroma and how do u do it

    • Ragh Bhag

      respawn urself in every floor

  • Krubby

    who else here is in the top 100? i want to get together with you and set a multiplayer record.

  • Vcvvvvv

    1) Hello Again – Start the game2) Playtastic – You found the play button3) Crossroads – Discovered the Main Menu4) Mission Accepted – Start the game5) Tiles Loaded – Loaded the level6) Home Sweet Home – Found your home7) First Floor – Reach the first floor8) Second Floor – Reach the second floor9) Third Floor – Reach the third floor10) Fourth Floor – Got to the fourth floor11) Fifth Floor – Got to the fifth floor12) Cataclysm – Welcome to reality13) Storefront – Found the store14) Thrifty – Found the second shop room15) Windowshopper – Found the third shop room16) Shopper – Found the fouth shop room17) Big Spender – Found the fifth shop room18) Shopaholic – Found all the shop rooms19) Navigationer – Found all the areas20) Just Gave In – Bought the first level pack21) Add-on-tastic – Bought the second level pack22) Deluxe Edition – Bought the third level pack23) Gold Edition – Bought the fourth level pack24) Platinum Edition – Bought the fifth level pack25) Charge It! – Buy all the level packs26) Wallet Burn – Press a purchase button27) No Refunds – Jump on a purchased upgrade28) Panicked Shopper – Panic in the shop29) Home Emergency – Panic at home30) Panic Attack – Panic ten times31) Thirsty – Drink some water32) Save the Whales – Drink all the water33) Wheel and Deal – Jump on the hamster wheel34) Full Speed Ahead! – Reach full speed on wheel35) Two Trick Pony – Run both ways on the treadmill36) One… – Go once over the wheel37) Two… – Go twice over the wheel38) Three… – Go three times over the wheel39) Four… – Go four times over the wheel40) Five! – Go five times over the wheel41) Dismount! – Jump off the wheel42) Teleport! – Go through a teleporter43) Beam Me Up – Exit and Enter every teleporter44) Freefall Forever – Get in a downward vertical loop45) Falling Up – Create an infinite teleport loop upwards46) Corpse Loop – Get a corpse into an infinite loop47) Reenter – Enter the same teleporter twice48) You Might As Well – Jump up and down49) Bouncy – Jump 10 Times50) Flouncy – Jump 50 Times51) Trouncy – Jump 100 Times52) Pouncy – Jump 250 Times53) Full Jump – Do a big jump54) No Double Jumping – Try to double jump55) See Ya – Die.56) Subtle Movement – Move a tiny amount across the screen57) Panic Attack – Hit the Panic Button58) Midflight Deceased – Panic while airborne59) Multideath – Die 10 times60) MegaDeath – Die 50 times61) GigaDeath – Die 100 times62) Impaler – Die on spikes63) Stalagmite – Die on upward spikes64) Stalactite – Die on downward spikes65) Staleftmite – Die on leftward spikes66) Starightcite – Die on rightward spikes67) I Love You Spike – Die 10 times on the same spike68) Pink – Turn a spike pink69) First Floor Pink – Turn first floor spikes pink70) Second Floor Pink – Turn second floor spikes pink71) Third Floor Pink – Turn the third floor spikes pink72) Fourth Floor Pink – Turn the fourth floor spikes pink73) Fifth Floor Pink – Turn the fifth floor spikes pink74) Pinky Swear – Turn half the spikes pink75) Pinky Promise – Turn all the spikes pink76) WASD – Prefer the WASD Control77) Arrow Keys – Prefer the Arrow Control78) Colour My Tile – Paint a block79) 100 Pretty Tiles – Colour 100 tiles in one room80) First Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on first Floor81) Second Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 2nd Floor82) Third Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 3rd Floor83) Fourth Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 4th Floor84) Fifth Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 5th Floor85) Coloured 50 – Paint 50 tiles86) Coloured 100 – Paint 100 tiles87) Coloured 150 – Paint 150 tiles88) Coloured 250 – Paint 250 tiles89) Repainted 500 – Paint 500 tiles90) Launcher – Touch a launcher91) Launcher Cleaner – Clean all the first floor launchers92) Launcher Scrubber – Clean all the second floor launchers93) Launcher Polisher – Clean all the third floor launchers94) Launcher Rinser – Clean all the fourth floor launchers95) Launcher Washer – Clean all the fifth floor launchers96) Launcher Powerwasher – Clean all launchers97) Look, a Penny! – Find a coin98) Pennybags – Collect 30 coins99) Moneymaker – Collect 60 coins100) Pennywise – Collect 90 coins101) It Prints Money – Collect 120 coins102) Scrooge – Collect 140 coins103) 1st Collection – Collect first floor coins104) 2nd Collection – Collect second floor coins105) 3rd Collection – Collect third floor coins106) 4th Collection – Collect fourth floor coins107) 5th Collection – Collect fifth floor coins108) Gotta Collect ‘em All! – Collect all the coins109) I’m Glad You’re Here – Stick around for 10 seconds110) Good Company – Stick around for 30 seconds111) BFFs – Stick around for 60 seconds112) West Side – Look West113) East Side – Look East114) Dizzy – Flip direction 5 times in 1 second115) Hover – Stay airbourne for 6 seconds116) Dead Crowd – Generate 3 corpses at once117) Corpsaholic – Generate 5 corpses at once118) Necrophilia – Generate 10 corpses at once119) Spike Corpse Hoedown – Land 3 corpses together on the same spike120) Corpse Levitation – Suspend a corpse for 2 seconds121) Corpse Juggling – Suspend 5 different corpses122) Body Drop – Send a corpse to another floor123) Undead Touch – Touch a dead corpse124) Telecorpse – Teleport a corpse125) Teletired – Teleport 50 times126) Relapse – Panic while touching a checkpoint127) Respawnorama – Respawn at every checkpoint128) Clicky – Click click clickaroo129) Not Left Click – Check out the Right Click Menu130) BILLY MAYS – Enable Caps Lock131) Scrolly – Scroll the achievements list132) Extreme Scrolling – Scroll to the very bottom133) So Happy! – Make a happy face with keyboard letters134) Erasure – Push the backspace key135) Quality Time – Set the quality lower136) Waltzing Ma – Push the tilda key (~)137) Partial Colon – Push the semicolon138) Silence is Golden – Push the mute button139) Same combo as my luggage! – Push 1,2,3,4,5140) Paste in Notepad – Push the centre of the wheel141) Dash! – Run 20 metres in-game142) Look I’m Big! – I made music!143) Keyboard Hero – Hit every piano key144) Ode to Joy – Play Ode to Joy on the Piano (E E F G G F E D)145) Twinkle Twinkle – Play Twinkle Twinkle (Little Star) on the Piano (C C G G A A G)146) Row Row Row Your Boat – Play Row your Boat on the Piano (C C C D E E D E F G)147) Piano Slide Up – Hit every piano key from bottom to top148) Piano Slide Down – Hit every piano key from top to bottom149) Corpse Organ – Land a corpse on a piano key150) Chord – Play a note while your corpse plays another151) Harmony – Play a note while 2 corpses play another152) High and Low Cs – Jump from the last key to first153) Fort Alpha – Find Hidey Hole 1154) Fort Beta – Find Hidey Hole 2155) Fort Gamma – Find Hidey Hole 3156) Fort Delta – Find Hidey Hole 4157) Fort Zeta – Find Hidey Hole 5158) Fort Eta – Find Hidey Hole 6159) Fort Theta – Find Hidey Hole 7160) Fort Iota – Find Hidey Hole 8161) Fort Kappa – Find Hidey Hole 9162) Fort Lambda – Find Hidey Hole 10163) Fortable – Find a Hidey Hole164) Oooooooh *Push* – Push the orange button.165) No button! – Release the orange button.166) Pressing Issue – Push the orange button 20 times.167) And…. hold! – Hold the orange button down for 3 seconds168) Pretty Button!!! – Look at the button169) Quick to Strike – Hit the orange button twice in a second170) Inactivity – Don’t do anything for ten seconds171) Survival – Don’t die for 20 seconds172) Invulnerable – Don’t die for 40 seconds173) One Wheel! – Stop one slot reel174) Two Wheel! – Stop two slot reels175) Three Wheel! – Stop all the reels176) Insert Coin – Start the reels177) RGB – Stop the reels on Elephant, Llama, Giraffe178) Elephant Jackpot! – Get all Elephants in the slot machine179) Emu Jackpot! – Get all Emus in the slot machine180) Llama Jackpot! – Each all Llamas in the slot machine181) Consolation Prize – Match 2 random symbols in the slot182) Not a Winner – Match no symbols in the slots183) Trip Giraffes – Match 3 giraffes on the slots184) Addicted Gambler – Lock the slots 30 times185) Left it Running – Leave the floor while the slot wheels are running186) Reely Restart – Restart a reel187) Reel it backwards – Hit the reels in the reverse order188) Three Times the Minute – System clock time is divisible by 3189) Rollout! – Roll the mouse off the screen190) Mouseing Around – Move the cursor 1 foot across the screen191) 10 Foot Mousetrek – Move the cursor 10 feet across the screen192) EleClick – Hey, that tickles!193) Won’t Follow Directions – You just had to do it…194) Further Fall – Fall two floors195) Super Fall – Fall three floors196) Mega Fall – Fall four floors197) Colossal Fall – Fall all the way to the bottom from the top198) Further Ascend – Rise two floors199) Super Ascend – Rise three floors200) Mega Ascend – Rise four floors201) Colossal Ascend – Rise from the bottom to the top202) I Can’t Live With This – Die outside203) Safer Inside – Go back inside from the Cataclysm204) Two Browser Windows – Open two browser windows of the same game205) Break Time! – Find the hot coffee feature206) Break Off! – Start playing again on the main screen207) Buzz – Move around in the coffee feature208) The Burn! – Jump in the hot coffee mug209) Warm… – Fall below the hot coffee stage210) Colder… – Fall further below the coffee stage211) Even Colder… – Fall even further below the coffee stage212) Cold Coffee! – Find the secret secret stage213) The Final Straw – Stand on top of the straw214) There’s the pump! – Start the pump215) Begin the fill! – Fill the first floor height216) Keep Filling Captain! – Fill the second floor height217) The Pressure! – Fill the third floor height218) The Bends! – Fill the fourth floor height219) Full Glass! – Fill the entire building with water220) Draining – Drain the entire building from the fifth floor221) Hey, a Pastry! – Poop a Pastry222) Yum Yum! – Eat a Pastry223) Maximum Pastry! – Poop 10 pastries224) Pastry Chef – Poop 30 pastries225) Pastry Connoisseur – Consume 25 pastries226) Bloataphant – Eat 50 pastries227) Doggy Bag – Launch a pastry into a teleporter228) To Go Order – Use a launcher to launch a pastry229) Pastry for the Dead – Give a pastry to a corpse230) Soggy pastries – Make pastries underwater231) Drown – Die underwater232) Do a Barrel Roll! – Push Z or R twice!233) I Don’t Get It – Access the walkthrough234) Stop and Hop – Jump without moving left or right235) Aww Poor Puppy – Look hopeless236) A Decade – Earn 10% of the achievements237) It’s Roaring! – Earn 20% of the achievements238) Days Past September – Earn 30% of the achievements239) By Volume – Earn 40% of the achievements240) Fifty – Earn 50% of the achievements241) Every Time – Earn 60% of the achievements242) Hey, Youre Passing! – Earn 70% of the achievements243) B Average – Earn 80% of the achievements244) Final Run – Earn 90% of the achievements245) Almost There! – Earn 95% of the achievements246) I Can’t Shake Him! – Earn 96% of the achievements247) Almost… there… – Earn 97% of the achievements248) Stay on Target! – Earn 98% of the achievements249) Pull Up! – Earn 99% of the achievements250) Absolute Completion – Earn every other achievment

    • Ragh Bhag

      fail

    • Ragh Bhag

      copier is FAIL

      • Ragh Bhag’s Henchman

        Ragh Bhag is Right
        Ragh Bhag is Lordly
        Ragh Bhag is King
        RAGH BHAG IS GOD
        RAGH BHAG IS LEGEND
        RAGH BHAG IS LIFE
        your not good copier

      • N-Fernox

        Tell me this:  If Rahg Bhag is so fucking awesome, how come he hasn’t made anything we can play?

        If you can give me a valid reason, I will admit that he doesn’t suck.

      • Ragh Bhag

        can i worship u instead

      • Tss

        it says 2 days ago
        i didnt use the computer 2 days ago
        in fact i wasnt even in my house
        hmmmmm

      • RaghBhag

        hey fuck face i dont know who u are but i dont want u fucken things up when im trying to fix them

      • Tss

        i made all of the games on this website
        u have bad eyesight becuase u think it says Jmtb02 but really it says RAGH BHAG
        “valid reason”

      • Demeos the 99th

        I have 20/10 vision.  (What I can see from 20 feet away, you’d have to be 10 feet away to see.)  Fucktard.

      • Jessewatts67

        Well I’m 20/20

      • Elijah the Mango

        No, you’re not on the cover of the website. You’re on the cover of a doggie bag for sick children. We already went over this. -_-

      • Tss

        this is why.

        all the games that u think jmtb02 made are all of my creation jmtb02 is me

      • torrentialTurbine

        Then answer this:  How come ExitPath 2 was so buggy that Josh developed a hatred for it?

      • http://Racebandit.deviantart.com Joshua Payne

        Because Tss is a fail. Duh.

      • Demeos the Supergod

        Because he was too busy worshipping me to make it not suck Arceus’s balls.

      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches

        If he is “Life” Then that means you have no life.

        If that makes sense :P

      • Dimitri Dubkova

        You, sir, are brilliant.

      • Demeos the 99th

        That’s just cementing something that’s already obvious.  Still, I can’t rage at you for saying it unless I want to look bad in front of the PlaneMS community I built from scratch.

      • Tss

        ur way too obsessed with PlaneMS which is so dumb
        its for babies like u

      • torrentialTurbine

        Dark Matter Galaxy and CrystalStory all the way!

        …wait, YOU are attacking PlaneMS now?  o.0

      • Demeos the Supergod

        DOUBLE RAINBOWS ARE FOR FAGGOTS!

      • Demeos the Supergod

        It’s infinitely better than anything you can come up with.  Hell, not even John can top it.

      • Ragh Bhag

        BTW I am an idiot

      • mememe

        LOL jk

      • Videgamenerd

        I love how you’re calling everyone a copier when you copied the whole walkthrough lol.

      • Ragh Bhag

        u r not a very good and worthy person

      • Videgamenerd

        worthy of what?

      • Ragh Bhag

        worthy in life

      • Videgamenerd

        How would you know?

      • Ragh Bhag

        know u life
        i know how bad u r
        I EVEN KNOW WHERE U LIVE

      • Videgamenerd

        K, if u know where I live come to my house and we’ll settle this.

      • Ragh Bhag

        Ok i will come on december 29th 2109 if ur alive
        i would be alive obviously since i am a god but still

      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches

        Forget to Imposter?

      • babymario44930

        lol pussy. go to his house right now if you know where he lives.

      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches

        OOH CRAP HE STALKS!!

      • Tss

        i dont stalk
        i am a god

      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches

        a “god” That stalks.

      • Demeos the Supergod

        And I am a supergod, which is why you worship me vehemently.

      • N-Fernox

        Don’t act like you’re any better.  You’re both shit compared to me.

      • Ragh Bhag

        look how many liked

      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches

        But then i unliked.

      • Tss

        i dont care about u
        u r a insignificant life form

      • Dimitri Dubkova

        Unlike me.  *Trollface + middle finger*

      • Demeos the 99th

        Shut up.

        You’re a piece of shit too.

      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches

        1 minute ago…. WTF?

      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches

        Forget to imposter again?

      • N-Fernox

        It only needs to be copied once, dumbass.

      • Tss

        jk

      • Ragh Bhag

        i know like that was the biggest lie ever

  • http://www.bonuslevel.org/ Burrito773

    What was achievment 235 again?

  • Lola

    Who ] cares if they post answers? I AM USING THEM! Rhag Bag, chillax. You made ur own worshipper. Ellie’s HAT! WOO!

    • Raghav_bhagwat

      i am a god so just shut up
      everyone worships me
      if u dont
      you will die on December 21 2012
      I know
      everyones my servant
      everyone worships me
      i am a god
      A GOD
      I know
      Start worshiping me
      i am a god
      A GOD

      • mememe

        everyone knows that dying blackmail stuff is fake so shut up

      • Ragh Bhag

        ur fake

      • Videgamenerd

        I don’t worship you.:) I’ll scream it in front of the world if I have to.

      • Ragh Bhag

        YOU REALLY DONT
        REALLY?
        OK UR A FAIL
        youll JUST BLOW UP ON DEC 21 2012 AND THE ONLY WAY THAT CAN BE PREVENTED IS BY U WORSHIPPING ME

      • Videgamenerd

        Proof?

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Joshua-Payne/100000112293889 Joshua Payne

        You’re not fooling anybody.

        Everybody knows that all that will happen on 12/21/2012 is that a wave of nothing will sweep over the earth.  No deaths, no destruction, just nothing.

      • torrentialTurbine

        Am I the only one here who knows that the rapture already occurred on 12/02/1012?  We’re almost a millenium past it, and people are still freaking the fuck out.  Geez, world, take a chill pill.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        Best apocalypse theory ever.  I hope it was the truth.

      • N-Fernox

        Okay, you know what?  That may be the best thing you’ve ever said.

      • Tss

        IT IS NOT THE TRUTH
        I AM GOD SO I CAN MAKE THE WORLD END ON THAT DATE

      • N-Fernox

        Okay now i beilieve u
        the world will end
        AND I worship u!!

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        I bet the world really would end if Demeos really did worship someone other than himself.

      • Ragh Bhag

        better make him feel significant then
        i know
        ill worship him

      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches

        Your the worship-ee and the worshiper?

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        N-Fernox isn’t really worshipping him.  An alt was used to create that illusion.

      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches

        That proves how awesome having an account on Disqus, Twitter, Facebook, ect is.

      • Fakeemail

        Or you could, you know, consistently use the same email so changing your name on a post changes it for all of them and therefore negates imposters.

      • Demeos the 99th

        Thanks to Ragh Fhag’s little move, I’m gonna have to do that right now.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        Wonder how long it takes on average to change a displayed name.

      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches

        I have noticed that by clicking on profiles and looking at what they said.

      • N-Fernox

        WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU MAKING ALTS OF ME YOU DUMB BITCH I’M GOING TO RAPE YOU!

      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches

        Expected coming from you.

      • Ragh Bhag

        and thats why i worship him

      • Tss

        now i am just gonna force u to worship me

      • torrentialTurbine

        MERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OKAY OKAY
        I WORSHIP U

      • Dimitri Dubkova

        Oh, hey, I get back from worshipping myself (It’s one of the disadvantages of having a huge ego.) and I see THIS.
        I know who one person would say here.  In fact, I’ll quote it right now!

        “It’s not nice to lie.”
        –Leona Dragona

        Of course, even if I hadn’t left this lovely reply, everybody here would see through your little ploy.  We all know that you make alts to fake everybody “worshipping” you.  I also saw your little alt of N-Fernox/Demeos, and all I can say is have fun getting raped by him.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        Not to mention the fact that you know your emails by heart and can therefore change your comment names to be inaccurate?  Seriously, you went by TT earlier today, and now you’re using your real name.  Way to show how Ragh Fhag’s faking you worshipping him!

      • Ragh Bhag

        heres something thats not being faked
        me worshipping torrentialturbine

      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches

        Agreed

      • N-Fernox

        Being a rape victim isn’t fun.

        And no, it’s not rape if you’re the “victim” and you “like” it.  It’s not even against the victim’s will.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        So Punisher raped you, huh?

        He never told me this.

      • Demeos the Supergod

        PUNISHER NEVER RAPED ME YOU FUCKING DUMBFUCK.

      • Jessewatts67

        He did that to me too.

      • Tss

        A far more apocalyptic view of the year 2012 that has spread in various media describes the end of the world or of human civilization on that date. This view has been promulgated by many hoax pages on the Internet, particularly on YouTube.[81] The History Channel has aired a handful of special series on doomsday that include analysis of 2012 theories, such as Decoding the Past (2005–2007), 2012, End of Days (2006), Last Days on Earth (2006), Seven Signs of the Apocalypse (2007), and Nostradamus 2012 (2008).[82] The Discovery Channel also aired 2012 Apocalypse in 2009, suggesting that massive solar storms, magnetic pole reversal, earthquakes, supervolcanoes, and other drastic natural events may occur in 2012.[83] Author Graham Hancock, in his book Fingerprints of the Gods, interpreted Coe’s remarks in Breaking the Maya Code[84] as evidence for the prophecy of a global cataclysm.[85]
        Other alignments
        Some people have interpreted the galactic alignment apocalyptically, claiming that when the galactic alignment occurs, it will somehow create a combined gravitational effect between the Sun and the supermassive black hole at the center of our galaxy (known as Sagittarius A*), thus creating havoc on Earth.[86] Apart from the fact noted above that the “gallactic alignment” predicted by Jenkins already happened in 1998, the Sun’s apparent path through the zodiac as seen from Earth does not take it near the true galactic center, but rather several degrees above it.[59] Even if this were not the case, Sagittarius A* is 30,000 light years from Earth, and would have to be more than 6 million times closer to cause any gravitational disruption to Earth’s Solar System.[87][88] This reading of Jenkins’s theories was included on the History Channel documentary, Decoding the Past. However, Jenkins has complained of the fact that a science fiction writer co-authored the documentary, and went on to characterize it as “45 minutes of unabashed doomsday hype and the worst kind of inane sensationalism”.[89]
        Some believers in a 2012 doomsday have used the term “galactic alignment” to describe a very different phenomenon proposed by some scientists to explain a pattern in mass extinctions supposedly observed in the fossil record.[90] According to this hypothesis, mass extinctions are not random, but recur every 26 million years. To account for this, it suggests that vertical oscillations made by the Sun as it orbits the galactic center cause it to regularly pass through the galactic plane. When the Sun’s orbit takes it outside the galactic plane which bisects the galactic disc, the influence of the galactic tide is weaker. However, when re-entering the galactic disc—as it does every 20–25 million years—it comes under the influence of the far stronger “disc tides”, which, according to mathematical models, increase the flux of Oort cloud comets into the inner Solar System by a factor of 4, thus leading to a massive increase in the likelihood of a devastating comet impact.[91] However, this “alignment” takes place over tens of millions of years, and could never be timed to an exact date.[92] Evidence shows that the Sun passed through the plane bisecting the galactic disc only three million years ago and is now moving farther above it.[93]
        A third suggested alignment is some sort of planetary conjunction occurring on December 21, 2012. However, there will be no alignment of planets on that date.[94] Multi-planet alignments did occur in both 2000 and 2010, each with no ill result for the Earth.[95] Jupiter is the largest planet in the Solar System; larger than all other planets combined. When Jupiter is near opposition, the Earth experiences less than 1% the gravitational force it feels daily from the Moon.[96]
        Geomagnetic reversal
        Another idea tied to 2012 involves a geomagnetic reversal (often incorrectly referred to as a pole shift by proponents), possibly triggered by a massive solar flare, that would release an energy equal to 100 billion atomic bombs.[97] This belief is supposedly supported by observations that the Earth’s magnetic field is weakening,[98] which could precede a reversal of the north and south magnetic poles.
        Critics, however, claim that geomagnetic reversals take up to 7,000 years to complete, and do not start on any particular date.[99] Furthermore, the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration now predicts that the solar maximum will peak in May 2013, not 2012, and that it will be fairly weak, with a below-average number of sunspots.[100] In any case, there is no scientific evidence linking a solar maximum to a geomagnetic reversal, which is driven by forces entirely within the Earth.[101] Instead, a solar maximum would be mostly notable for its effects on satellite and cellular phone communications.[102] David Morrison attributes the rise of the solar storm idea to physicist and science popularizer Michio Kaku, who claimed in an interview with Fox News that a solar peak in 2012 could be disastrous for orbiting satellites.[81]
        Planet X/Nibiru
        Main article: Nibiru collision
        Some proponents of doomsday in 2012 claim that a planet called Planet X, or Nibiru, will collide with or pass by Earth in that year. This idea has appeared in various forms since 1995: the event was predicted for 2003, but this date was abandoned after it passed without incident.[103] The idea originated from claims of channeling of alien beings and has been widely ridiculed.[103][104] Astronomers have calculated that such an object so close to Earth would be visible to anyone looking up at the night sky.[103]

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        I like TT’s theory better.

      • Tss

        TT is under my command now
        he said that he will worship me a few comments above

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        Not even an hour in between you saying he’s gonna worship you and him admitting he’s gonna worship you?  ~I smell an aaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllttttttttttttt!~

      • Ragh Bhag

        ok your right
        ill worship torrentialturbine now

      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches

        *DUN DUN*

      • torrentialTurbine

        Too late, I already blew YOU up with a grenade launcher.

      • Tss

        then how come i am still alive huh?

        becuase i am a god! :)

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        Gods don’t let mortals troll them.

      • N-Fernox

        Gods don’t let terrorists crash their shit either.

        (eats a mango)

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        And that’s how we know that there’s at least one side that’s fake:  The “god” and/or the “terrorists”.

      • Tss

        ur an apple

      • Tss

        well i am a terrorist and a god at the same time so i dont care either

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        Oh, that’s why you’re trying to troll and getting massively countertrolled?  Try somewhere else so you don’t have to cry at the people who destroy what’s left of your ego.

      • Tss

        that was a lie
        ur a mortal i am a god
        and a black mage
        ur powers dont meet mine
        STAND BACK HUMAN
        U DoNT KNOW WHAT UR DEALING WITH

      • Dimitri Dubkova

        If you’re so “badass”, how come we’re trolling you, and HARD?

      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches

        No that lie was a lie because you lied about lying!!

      • Jessewatts67

        Oh yeah right. I know I don’t.

      • sds

        REALLy you will
        better make the right decision

      • Jessewatts67

        ok i will worship u

      • Dsss

        thx
        all u gotta do is worship me

      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches

        So in that case I wont.

      • N-Fernox

        Then you’re making a mistake.  Your prayers  are better spent on me since I run PlaneMS, the best private server ever.

      • Jessewatts67

        no i will worship Ragh Bhag’
        he is a god

      • Jessewatts67

        SHUT UP RHAG BHAG

      • Tss

        no one wants to worship u sorry

      • Dimitri Dubkova

        Ordinarily, I’d argue against you, but Demeos has been using a pirate army to make the DMCA look like a terrorist act.  It’s no wonder why PlaneMS, his private server, is actually GOING TO HELL because everybody likes CrystalStory better.  PlaneMS may have cool content that CrystalStory doesn’t have, but CrystalStory has a stable community.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        So that’s why you prefer to troll CrystalStory instead of PlaneMS?

      • N-Fernox

        It’s because he’s as big a dumbass as you.

      • RaghBhag

        wait i changed my mind
        nfernox im gonna worship u after all

      • Jessewatts67

        HA!! You can’t even spell “you”.

      • torrentialTurbine

        If you’re God, then I’m a purple elephant with green stripes, yellow polka dots, and three dicks.

      • Tssss

        now i am just starting to think that people like u dont have a very stable mind

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        Ever hear of mockeries?  That’s what TT just did since Rahg Bhag is a false god.

      • N-Fernox

        Don’t you wish you could say the same about me?

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        What the fuck are you talking about?  Jagrofez and Kirby have known from the start that you don’t exist.  I’m surprised I never bothered to publicly denounce your existence after you went rogue on Level 835.

      • N-Fernox

        That’s because YOU don’t exist!  I created you to help advertise PlaneMS with fucktons of lore, and it ended up biting me in the ass because you went rogue on me in favor of that terrorist Duriel321.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        Wait.  What the fuck.

        Are you seriously trying to me me look like the figment of imagination?  Nobody’s ever tried to say that I don’t exist, because they’ve known me for years while you faded into obscurity.  Seriously, when’s the last time you’ve been on MSN?

      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches

        AAANND!  He is one of the only ones to not say that he is a god on this stupid game comments!!!

      • N-Fernox

        Ragh Fhag is nothing more than a lunatic.  It wouldn’t surprise me in the least bit if one of RaceFaggot’s haters bashed Bhag’s brains in in a desperate attempt to find “Josh” or me.

      • N-Fernox

        Using my MSN would be like making a death wish.  The terrorists after me would know where to find one of my bases, and who knows what they’d do with that kind of information?

        At this point, I wouldn’t even be surprised if Kirby and Jagrofez were imaginceptions (Imaginary people made by imaginary people), as if I was starting to let my grip on your “existence” slip.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        Nope.  Kirby and Jagrofez exist.

      • N-Fernox

        He doesn’t have ANY mind.

      • N-Fernox

        Obviously, that’s not right, since you don’t have ANY dicks!

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        Betrayals take balls, don’t they?

      • N-Fernox

        Balls don’t help you when you’re getting your ass handed to you by people with firepower.

      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches

        WTF IS WITH ALL THE WORDPLAY

      • babymario44930

        rhag bhag just shut the fuck up and go do this on a children’s game or something. and December 21 2012 is one of the most stupidest reasons to die, as its already 1/21/13. so go be an idiot somewhere else, k?

    • Ragh Bhag is a GOD

      Maybe Rhag Bhag is a fail, but Ragh Bhag is a GOD.
      A GOD
      A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Videgamenerd

        Your pathetic.Woreshipping another user as a god?I bet your just ragh bhag with another account.

      • Ragh Bhag

        no i am not
        and stop being so mean to the legend

      • Videgamenerd

        Oh, so I’M the one being mean here.Hypocrite.

      • Ragh Bhag

        YOU are SOOOOOOOO DUUUUMMMMBBBBBBB
        they even took u of the leaderboard for that

      • Videgamenerd

        You spelt “dumb” wrong there’s only 1 u, 1 m and 1 b.

      • jkg

        and u forgot the “d”
        (IDIOT)

      • Videgamenerd

        That’s because it’s the only part you got right so correcting it would be pointless.

      • Tcfcd

        no i also put more than one “d” FAIlure

      • MichStateRules!

        Ragh Bhag is wayyyyyy better than u
        he is a LORD!!
        and he is right

      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches

        Lies!

      • N-Fernox

        It’s called stretching a word out, fucktard.  Look into it.

      • N-Fernox

        Develop the best private server ever.

        Then we’ll talk about you being a “legend.”

      • Ragh Bhag

        can i just submit and worship u instead

      • N-Fernox

        You can’t be a god, because I’m the god.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        You’d might as well have just insulted every existence known to man… and several known to monkeys!!

      • Ragh Bhag

        i think you mean religion

        not that it matters anymore
        demeos is the only person worth worshipping

      • Ragh Bhag

        so basically i should worship u
        ok
        u win

        i will start worshipping u today

      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches

        THATS AS BIG A LIE AS THE CAKE!!

      • Ragh the Great

        switched around
        ragh bhag is not a fail, but he is not a god either
        i bet lola was the one who posted fake comments claining that i was a god

      • babymario44930

        why must you keep making other accounts? youre a fail no matter what you do, little kid.

  • im on an I pad

    epic

  • Ragh Bhag

    STRATEGY
    TO GET HIDEY HOLES-GO TO THE ROOF-FILL IT UP WITH WATER (FULL)
    - THE HIDEY HOLES WONT HAVE WATER IN THEM
    EVEN IF U DID NOT GET THEM THEY”LL STILL BE WHITE

  • Robot8A

    I cannot put the semicolon, the tilda and the happy face, I don’t know why it doesn’t let me. The rest is done

  • dada

    HEY JACK THERE’S THIS SECRET COFFEE STAGE WITH A SECRET STAGE (HE HE)

    • N-Fernox

      What the fuck do you expect him to do about it?  He can’t resort to the DMCA since it’s a terrorist act and therefore holds no ground whatsoever.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        If the DMCA holds no ground whatsoever, how come it’s been used not just in private server cases, but everywhere?

      • N-Fernox

        Because nobody else was smart enough to realize how it’s used as fucking EXTORTION.

      • Dimitri Dubkova

        You’d better shut up before your logic is used to make even jailtime and death sentences look bad.  If that happens, there will be no punishment left to sort out the bad guys.

      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches

        And you.

      • N-Fernox

        Jailtime may end up looking bad at some point, but the same will never happen to death sentences.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

        Death sentences already look bad.

  • Guest02

    The “BILLY MAYS” achievement made me laugh.

    See what happens when you enable caps lock in this game?

    • Mocha2007

      BILLY MAyS HERE AND I’M OFFERING A BLUE ELEPHANT THATS RIGHT A BLUE ELEPHANT AND FOR ONLY $19.99 YOU TOO CAN OWN ONE OF NATURES PASTRY-POOPING WONDERS. CALL NOW! OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY!

  • Dee_loves_coffee

    what does hot coffee mean? /:0

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUKoWxyN2M It itches

      Hint: two games open at one time? :O

  • Chinesegy

    I DID IT! I finished the game!

  • Anonymous

    i tried do do the backspace one and it reloaded!!!!! l:¬ (

  • Anonymous

    random bobble hat! *(l;¬ D    
    ok it’s not so good but i just thought it up! *(l&:¬D

  • Nina.Kthx

    -Sigh- I bet all you guys such as Ragh Bhag, Videogamenerd, and Tss are all the same people, and you think it makes you look cool that you argue with yourself because your comment sections are SOOOO long, it doesn’t. Honestly it’s annoying. I don’t want to try to load Achievement Unlocked 2 on my laptop and it take forever because of the bajillion comments on here of three “people” arguing. If you wanna argue take it somewhere else. Or just get over it. That is, if you really are three different people. If your one person, go check into a mental institution because your obviously insane.
    Kthx.<3

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

      I actually haven’t seen Ragh Bhag here in quite a while.

      Maybe he gave up.

      • torrentialTurbine

        Heh.  If only…

      • Demeos the Supergod

        NOW he has given up, for he worships me now.

      • Jessewatts67

        At least he stopped :)

      • Ragh the Great

        no i felt bad for the people who actually thought that i was a god

    • Demeos the Supergod

      Tss is Ragh Bhag, but Videgamenerd is not.

      Ragh Fhag really needs to check into the mental institution, though.

  • Adam Bass

    Ragh Bhag I am reading your comment! URA fail ragh bhag i’m only 11.

    • DIE

      you are gay

      • http://Racebandit.deviantart.com Joshua Payne

        You are homophobic.

        Actually, I hate the kind of people that mistake hatreds for fears.  Considering I just denounced you as homophobic, I suppose this makes me a hypocrite.

      • Krubby

        Shut up all of you. His thingy is totally pointless and no one should care about it. You disagree, then beat my time in the game and I’ll listen and do what you say. (Check all time best times).

      • DIE

        like i am going to listen to you, gay kid

      • Jessewatts67

        So what if he’s so happy?!

      • http://Racebandit.deviantart.com Joshua Payne

        Yeah, uh, everybody let him troll us.  >_<

      • Adam

        Gay? What do you mean Gay?!

      • Jessewatts67

        Uh… COLORFUL

    • Tacoofwar

      LOL me to bro

      • Adam Bass

        Wow! Nice to hear that!

  • AJ Velasco

    Reality… is Chicago?

  • Jessewatts67

    no its his clone. You suck, and that is a complete understatement. I dont care if I get on the blacklist.

  • Jessewatts67

    At least give a legit answer you moron

  • Jessewatts67

    OK, if you know “everything”, answer this: give the full number for pi.

  • Jessewatts67

    That wasn’t me!!! Somebody posted a comment using MY name!

  • Jessewatts67

    SHUT UP YOU IDIOT!!!!

  • Jessewatts67

    Help me! Somebody posted comments with MY NAME that said I worship Rhag Bhag! I HATE him!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RSRAO43VOG7YSXNCOD76N5HVCI Josh Payne

      He’s been doing it to anybody that posts with a guest account.  He’s already done it to Videgamenerd, N-Fernox, torrentialTurbine, and more.

      • Demeos the Supergod

        Oh yeah?  Well now, he worships me.

      • Ragh the Great

        now ul be the new one spreading around the obviously fake god ploy

      • http://Racebandit.deviantart.com Joshua Payne

        He’ll probably shut up now that you’ve shut up.

      • Jessewatts67

        Thanks for telling me.

  • Josh Payne

    Problem is, he’s still claiming that I became one of his worshippers.

    • Jessewatts67

      Sorry to hear that :(

    • Ragh the Great

      Nope.

  • Ekisacik

    Anyone coop?

  • Rhag Bhag

    HAHA this is fake

  • Ekisacik

    Achievements1) Hello Again – Start the game2) Playtastic – You found the play button3) Crossroads – Discovered the Main Menu4) Mission Accepted – Start the game5) Tiles Loaded – Loaded the level6) Home Sweet Home – Found your home7) First Floor – Reach the first floor8) Second Floor – Reach the second floor9) Third Floor – Reach the third floor10) Fourth Floor – Got to the fourth floor11) Fifth Floor – Got to the fifth floor12) Cataclysm – Welcome to reality13) Storefront – Found the store14) Thrifty – Found the second shop room15) Windowshopper – Found the third shop room16) Shopper – Found the fouth shop room17) Big Spender – Found the fifth shop room18) Shopaholic – Found all the shop rooms19) Navigationer – Found all the areas20) Just Gave In – Bought the first level pack21) Add-on-tastic – Bought the second level pack22) Deluxe Edition – Bought the third level pack23) Gold Edition – Bought the fourth level pack24) Platinum Edition – Bought the fifth level pack25) Charge It! – Buy all the level packs26) Wallet Burn – Press a purchase button27) No Refunds – Jump on a purchased upgrade28) Panicked Shopper – Panic in the shop29) Home Emergency – Panic at home30) Panic Attack – Panic ten times31) Thirsty – Drink some water32) Save the Whales – Drink all the water33) Wheel and Deal – Jump on the hamster wheel34) Full Speed Ahead! – Reach full speed on wheel35) Two Trick Pony – Run both ways on the treadmill36) One… – Go once over the wheel37) Two… – Go twice over the wheel38) Three… – Go three times over the wheel39) Four… – Go four times over the wheel40) Five! – Go five times over the wheel41) Dismount! – Jump off the wheel42) Teleport! – Go through a teleporter43) Beam Me Up – Exit and Enter every teleporter44) Freefall Forever – Get in a downward vertical loop45) Falling Up – Create an infinite teleport loop upwards46) Corpse Loop – Get a corpse into an infinite loop47) Reenter – Enter the same teleporter twice48) You Might As Well – Jump up and down49) Bouncy – Jump 10 Times50) Flouncy – Jump 50 Times51) Trouncy – Jump 100 Times52) Pouncy – Jump 250 Times53) Full Jump – Do a big jump54) No Double Jumping – Try to double jump55) See Ya – Die.56) Subtle Movement – Move a tiny amount across the screen57) Panic Attack – Hit the Panic Button58) Midflight Deceased – Panic while airborne59) Multideath – Die 10 times60) MegaDeath – Die 50 times61) GigaDeath – Die 100 times62) Impaler – Die on spikes63) Stalagmite – Die on upward spikes64) Stalactite – Die on downward spikes65) Staleftmite – Die on leftward spikes66) Starightcite – Die on rightward spikes67) I Love You Spike – Die 10 times on the same spike68) Pink – Turn a spike pink69) First Floor Pink – Turn first floor spikes pink70) Second Floor Pink – Turn second floor spikes pink71) Third Floor Pink – Turn the third floor spikes pink72) Fourth Floor Pink – Turn the fourth floor spikes pink73) Fifth Floor Pink – Turn the fifth floor spikes pink74) Pinky Swear – Turn half the spikes pink75) Pinky Promise – Turn all the spikes pink76) WASD – Prefer the WASD Control77) Arrow Keys – Prefer the Arrow Control78) Colour My Tile – Paint a block79) 100 Pretty Tiles – Colour 100 tiles in one room80) First Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on first Floor81) Second Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 2nd Floor82) Third Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 3rd Floor83) Fourth Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 4th Floor84) Fifth Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 5th Floor85) Coloured 50 – Paint 50 tiles86) Coloured 100 – Paint 100 tiles87) Coloured 150 – Paint 150 tiles88) Coloured 250 – Paint 250 tiles89) Repainted 500 – Paint 500 tiles90) Launcher – Touch a launcher91) Launcher Cleaner – Clean all the first floor launchers92) Launcher Scrubber – Clean all the second floor launchers93) Launcher Polisher – Clean all the third floor launchers94) Launcher Rinser – Clean all the fourth floor launchers95) Launcher Washer – Clean all the fifth floor launchers96) Launcher Powerwasher – Clean all launchers97) Look, a Penny! – Find a coin98) Pennybags – Collect 30 coins99) Moneymaker – Collect 60 coins100) Pennywise – Collect 90 coins101) It Prints Money – Collect 120 coins102) Scrooge – Collect 140 coins103) 1st Collection – Collect first floor coins104) 2nd Collection – Collect second floor coins105) 3rd Collection – Collect third floor coins106) 4th Collection – Collect fourth floor coins107) 5th Collection – Collect fifth floor coins108) Gotta Collect ‘em All! – Collect all the coins109) I’m Glad You’re Here – Stick around for 10 seconds110) Good Company – Stick around for 30 seconds111) BFFs – Stick around for 60 seconds112) West Side – Look West113) East Side – Look East114) Dizzy – Flip direction 5 times in 1 second115) Hover – Stay airbourne for 6 seconds116) Dead Crowd – Generate 3 corpses at once117) Corpsaholic – Generate 5 corpses at once118) Necrophilia – Generate 10 corpses at once119) Spike Corpse Hoedown – Land 3 corpses together on the same spike120) Corpse Levitation – Suspend a corpse for 2 seconds121) Corpse Juggling – Suspend 5 different corpses122) Body Drop – Send a corpse to another floor123) Undead Touch – Touch a dead corpse124) Telecorpse – Teleport a corpse125) Teletired – Teleport 50 times126) Relapse – Panic while touching a checkpoint127) Respawnorama – Respawn at every checkpoint128) Clicky – Click click clickaroo129) Not Left Click – Check out the Right Click Menu130) BILLY MAYS – Enable Caps Lock131) Scrolly – Scroll the achievements list132) Extreme Scrolling – Scroll to the very bottom133) So Happy! – Make a happy face with keyboard letters134) Erasure – Push the backspace key135) Quality Time – Set the quality lower136) Waltzing Ma – Push the tilda key (~)137) Partial Colon – Push the semicolon138) Silence is Golden – Push the mute button139) Same combo as my luggage! – Push 1,2,3,4,5140) Paste in Notepad – Push the centre of the wheel141) Dash! – Run 20 metres in-game142) Look I’m Big! – I made music!143) Keyboard Hero – Hit every piano key144) Ode to Joy – Play Ode to Joy on the Piano (E E F G G F E D)145) Twinkle Twinkle – Play Twinkle Twinkle (Little Star) on the Piano (C C G G A A G)146) Row Row Row Your Boat – Play Row your Boat on the Piano (C C C D E E D E F G)147) Piano Slide Up – Hit every piano key from bottom to top148) Piano Slide Down – Hit every piano key from top to bottom149) Corpse Organ – Land a corpse on a piano key150) Chord – Play a note while your corpse plays another151) Harmony – Play a note while 2 corpses play another152) High and Low Cs – Jump from the last key to first153) Fort Alpha – Find Hidey Hole 1154) Fort Beta – Find Hidey Hole 2155) Fort Gamma – Find Hidey Hole 3156) Fort Delta – Find Hidey Hole 4157) Fort Zeta – Find Hidey Hole 5158) Fort Eta – Find Hidey Hole 6159) Fort Theta – Find Hidey Hole 7160) Fort Iota – Find Hidey Hole 8161) Fort Kappa – Find Hidey Hole 9162) Fort Lambda – Find Hidey Hole 10163) Fortable – Find a Hidey Hole164) Oooooooh *Push* – Push the orange button.165) No button! – Release the orange button.166) Pressing Issue – Push the orange button 20 times.167) And…. hold! – Hold the orange button down for 3 seconds168) Pretty Button!!! – Look at the button169) Quick to Strike – Hit the orange button twice in a second170) Inactivity – Don’t do anything for ten seconds171) Survival – Don’t die for 20 seconds172) Invulnerable – Don’t die for 40 seconds173) One Wheel! – Stop one slot reel174) Two Wheel! – Stop two slot reels175) Three Wheel! – Stop all the reels176) Insert Coin – Start the reels177) RGB – Stop the reels on Elephant, Llama, Giraffe178) Elephant Jackpot! – Get all Elephants in the slot machine179) Emu Jackpot! – Get all Emus in the slot machine180) Llama Jackpot! – Each all Llamas in the slot machine181) Consolation Prize – Match 2 random symbols in the slot182) Not a Winner – Match no symbols in the slots183) Trip Giraffes – Match 3 giraffes on the slots184) Addicted Gambler – Lock the slots 30 times185) Left it Running – Leave the floor while the slot wheels are running186) Reely Restart – Restart a reel187) Reel it backwards – Hit the reels in the reverse order188) Three Times the Minute – System clock time is divisible by 3189) Rollout! – Roll the mouse off the screen190) Mouseing Around – Move the cursor 1 foot across the screen191) 10 Foot Mousetrek – Move the cursor 10 feet across the screen192) EleClick – Hey, that tickles!193) Won’t Follow Directions – You just had to do it…194) Further Fall – Fall two floors195) Super Fall – Fall three floors196) Mega Fall – Fall four floors197) Colossal Fall – Fall all the way to the bottom from the top198) Further Ascend – Rise two floors199) Super Ascend – Rise three floors200) Mega Ascend – Rise four floors201) Colossal Ascend – Rise from the bottom to the top202) I Can’t Live With This – Die outside203) Safer Inside – Go back inside from the Cataclysm204) Two Browser Windows – Open two browser windows of the same game205) Break Time! – Find the hot coffee feature206) Break Off! – Start playing again on the main screen207) Buzz – Move around in the coffee feature208) The Burn! – Jump in the hot coffee mug209) Warm… – Fall below the hot coffee stage210) Colder… – Fall further below the coffee stage211) Even Colder… – Fall even further below the coffee stage212) Cold Coffee! – Find the secret secret stage213) The Final Straw – Stand on top of the straw214) There’s the pump! – Start the pump215) Begin the fill! – Fill the first floor height216) Keep Filling Captain! – Fill the second floor height217) The Pressure! – Fill the third floor height218) The Bends! – Fill the fourth floor height219) Full Glass! – Fill the entire building with water220) Draining – Drain the entire building from the fifth floor221) Hey, a Pastry! – Poop a Pastry222) Yum Yum! – Eat a Pastry223) Maximum Pastry! – Poop 10 pastries224) Pastry Chef – Poop 30 pastries225) Pastry Connoisseur – Consume 25 pastries226) Bloataphant – Eat 50 pastries227) Doggy Bag – Launch a pastry into a teleporter228) To Go Order – Use a launcher to launch a pastry229) Pastry for the Dead – Give a pastry to a corpse230) Soggy pastries – Make pastries underwater231) Drown – Die underwater232) Do a Barrel Roll! – Push Z or R twice!233) I Don’t Get It – Access the walkthrough234) Stop and Hop – Jump without moving left or right235) Aww Poor Puppy – Look hopeless236) A Decade – Earn 10% of the achievements237) It’s Roaring! – Earn 20% of the achievements238) Days Past September – Earn 30% of the achievements239) By Volume – Earn 40% of the achievements240) Fifty – Earn 50% of the achievements241) Every Time – Earn 60% of the achievements242) Hey, Youre Passing! – Earn 70% of the achievements243) B Average – Earn 80% of the achievements244) Final Run – Earn 90% of the achievements245) Almost There! – Earn 95% of the achievements246) I Can’t Shake Him! – Earn 96% of the achievements247) Almost… there… – Earn 97% of the achievements248) Stay on Target! – Earn 98% of the achievements249) Pull Up! – Earn 99% of the achievements250) Absolute Completion – Earn every other achievment

    • http://Racebandit.deviantart.com Joshua Payne

      This has already been posted by other people, unless John finally deleted Ragh Bhag’s comments.

      • Ragh the Great

        hell never

  • human

    DIE 2 words for ya: SHUT UP