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My name is John and you found my website! I make Flash games and do other things. I have this website as a sort of homestead for myself and my work. Thanks for visiting :).

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    2/15
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  • Jul05

    Lots of website changes today.

    jmtb02.com has been 728 pixels wide nearly since the beginning.  But due to the ever-increasing width of Flash games the site has expanded to nearly 900px wide.  When I first started making games everyone was making them around 550px wide (the default for Flash).  But now that things keep getting wider and wider (the most recent was 800px wide!) the site needed to change with it.  It also means I’ll have to type a lot more to make it seem like I’m writing more.

    Games since January have (finally) been posted!  Timemu, Exit Path, This is the Only Level 2, and others can be found in the Game Section.  Finally got something rolling.

    For the forums, I think we need to start fresh.  Not a bad thing (it means we can finally not have a five-year old forum) but it’s disheartening when things break and post counts get nuked.  I am currently working on a rewrite of the forum architecture so people can post stuff about… things.

    And here’s a picture of Muffin, just for kicks.

    Posted by John @ 7:10 pm

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51 Responses

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  • raceBandit Says:

    I’m probably the only one here that doesn’t like the idea of starting completely new. If the posts can be retained, then I won’t actually mind the change.

  • Bran Says:

    I’m glad the forums are being wiped and rewritten. I have never really liked the look of the forums and always thought they could use a faster back end as well.

    Perhaps you can integrate stat-tracking with the ArmorGames API for Exit Path and future multiplayer titles?

  • milesian media Says:

    About the widescreen, it looks way better, but the links at the top now don’t take up the whole width…

  • KJCHU Says:

    HURRAH! Though I think additional links need to be added (or centered) and the banner needs to be extended.

  • Titandrake Says:

    I never really had a post count to keep up with anyways.

    Why am I foreseeing an arms race?

  • PengPer Says:

    I think this will be great!

  • Evan the Blob of Mercury Says:

    Wide screen is the best screen!

  • awesome Says:

    i probably wouldnt have noticed if u didnt say so sorry

  • ELIJAH Says:

    Cool, i like everything wider.

  • SDBX Says:

    Sorry, this is off topic, but MUFFIN IS AWESOME :P

  • SDBX Says:

    meow meow meow meow meow

  • KJCHU Says:

    lol

  • Dogod Says:

    Any idea what happened to the forums?
    I don’t mind starting fresh, I’m just glad I saved my avatar from destruction at the hands of no backups only a few days before the site went down completely.
    It would be nice if the threads were archived somewhere, but if not, that’s no problem. The forums needed an update anyway.
    What crash number is this? Is it the second one, or third?

  • elpenguino Says:

    it’s way more than the third, I believe.
    maybe not more than 3 wipes, but the forums went through a phase of crashing a lot way back when.

  • Pengujack9 Says:

    I didn’t like all that wide thing. Now I have to scroll the screen much more.

  • Pengujack9 Says:

    And what about all that blank space? The elephant is staring at the empty?

  • raceBandit Says:

    I think it’s the fifth crash, actually.

  • Sebastian1314 Says:

    WARNING: THIS POST IS OFF-TOPIC.

    When can we haz BR5 Part2? :(

  • Tweaks Says:

    If it means getting the forums back I don’t mind starting new. It would be nice to keep all the old posts but starting new is better than never solving anything.

  • Crstta Says:

    I don’t mind starting the forums over, heck I’d be fine with an entire wipe of the posts. Whatever works fine really, glad to see that the forums will be coming back.

  • DannyDaNinja Says:

    This is a bit off topic BUT, With the release of your emu game, I was wondering, Have you even seen an emu before? Like, with your own VERY eyes? I did once, I live in australia and it pecked my hand when I offered it some seeds. It pecks like a chicken but only about 1000 times harder, ouch. :)

  • Xanth Says:

    John I think the only one who will really give a damn about the post counts will be CJ.

    …Although I was hoping to overshoot Nitro soon enough…

  • raceBandit Says:

    I passed Punisher a long time ago. The only thing I cared about my post count for was for the “post up for grabs” thread.

    It’s the posts themselves that I really care about.

  • Titandrake Says:

    Not related in any way and I don’t think this will be in time but I have to learn elementary calculus in 3 days. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

  • NitroX72 Says:

    1. there is a thing called twitter

    2. am i the only guy here who thinks the forums needed a restart

  • Xanth Says:

    Vern I was whining for a restart 2 years ago, shut your face.

  • NitroX72 Says:

    ok ok fine

    although i don’t see how people don’t get why the forums needed a restart

  • NitroX72 Says:

    also i’m eating a muffin right now #jeezhowmanytimeshasthisjokebeenmade

  • raceBandit Says:

    That’s because a forum restart wouldn’t have brought as much attention as playing one of the games.

  • Paula Says:

    I’d like to keep my post count…
    I took a screenshot of my profile cause I knew this would happen.

    Also, get rid of the right 2px border (or whatever it is) next to contact… no need for a separator.

  • Paula Says:

    Oh yeah, the forum community has pretty much died everywhere it ever existed.

  • raceBandit Says:

    If we’re gonna throw around post counts, I’ll go ahead and say that I was in the 6750-6999 range.

    I wasn’t expecting this to be how Dogod would be forced to take the stolen posts out of his signature, though.

  • Paula Says:

    LEAVE THAT ALONE

  • Titandrake Says:

    Maybe, maybe, maybe this is slightly off topic. Maybe the whole widescreen thing is more important than talking about the forum wipe.
    and inb4 sex joke
    wait
    shit

  • Paula Says:

    you know what’s more important?
    well, you don’t, so I’ll tell you.

    Umm, I forgot.

  • TheHCZI Says:

    i really wanna see the new site, but im viewing this on my psp. the main column alone takes up the whole screen, idont think its supposed 2 look like that. but this is on psp,so….

    MUFFIN IS awesome. good job!

  • Nethac DIU Says:

    Now that I read the whole text, THAT’S why the forums aren’t working.

    It would be nice to have at least a backup of the old posts, it just feels bad to throw away all those posts.

    But if it is too difficult or you cannot, drop it – I’ll just need someone to tell me all the great hits I missed :)

  • NitroX72 Says:

    post counts are stupid

  • Paula Says:

    The forums actually broke a while back.
    If post counts are going to be restored then I’ll go for it. If not, whatever.

  • Paula Says:

    You’re tearing me apart, John!

  • TheHCZI Says:

    never mind that psp thing. that problem was on my end. fixed it and site looks great. as for the forums, i dont really care; i dont use them… much.

  • raceBandit Says:

    Vern, who said we cared about post counts? What we wanted is at least an attempt at recovering the posts themselves.

    Now don’t flare anything up by misunderstanding our posts.

  • Paula Says:

    I think you take everything a little too seriously.

  • NitroX72 Says:

    derp

  • raceBandit Says:

    DERP DERP DERP this is another post!!11!1eleven

  • Flamedude Says:

    Wiped forums = win. Finally some freshness.

  • David Says:

    Your Flash animation “Green” will never be forgotten.

  • Paula Says:

    Well, you’re a little late.
    and so is John…

  • TheHCZI Says:

    give it a rest ppl. im sure john will do whatever he can to…fix…this? right john?

  • Paula Says:

    He is very slow at setting up forums it seems.
    Or maybe he’s NOT DOING IT!

    Hmm, I may have to take Muffin hostage again.

  • raceBandit Says:

    Pretty sure he’s still a BUSY BUSY man.

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