Hi there!

My name is John and you found my website! I make Flash games and do other things. I have this website as a sort of homestead for myself and my work. Thanks for visiting :).

Latest Projects

  • TITOL3

    TITOL 3


  • Chuck the Sheep

    Chuck the Sheep


  • Coinbox Hero

    Coinbox Hero


  • Exit Path 2

    Exit Path 2


  • Soviet Rocket Giraffe

    Soviet Rocket Giraffe Go Go!


  • Elephant Quest

    Elephant Quest


  • Flock Together

    Flock Together


  • Treadmillasaurus Rex

    Treadmilla- saurus Rex


  • Anglebeat

    Anglebeat


  • Achievement Unlocked 2

    Achievement Unlocked 2


  • Exit Path

    Exit Path


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  • http://www.armorgames.com Salted

    I didn’t find my name in beta-testers list :(

    Thanks for the game, it’s awesome

  • Shadoworks

    Cool beans.

    But what isn’t cool beans is that you can get stuck in an infinite “remaining players have 15 seconds to finish” timer.

  • llamas

    john this game is BEAST.

  • the unlucky

    I like this game!
    However, there might be a bug…
    I got stuck in the game and it was counting negative numbers for the “Remaining players have 15 seconds to finish”

  • Squirt22x

    i agree
    it takes time to get used to the new treadmills on multi tho

  • http://kjchustudios.webs.com KJCHU

    HELL YEAH!

  • Elijah

    Wow, great job! I can tell that you were busy, John! It’s cool that in uniplayer mode, when you think you’re free, you suddenly get surprised and you have to continue going through obstacles! NICE! :D

  • Shadowbrawler9000

    YESH!

  • http://milesianmedia.net milesian media

    I LOVE THIS GAME.
    ESPECIALLY THE MULTIPLAYER.
    Good job!
    Definitely worth all the time it took you.

  • http://n/a Blue

    Yay!!

  • http://n/a Blue

    this game = fun + VERY HARD!

  • albo

    the multiplayer is great!

  • Alex

    Is this the first multiplayer game on armor games?

  • Jack

    none of your games seem to work on my computer

  • http://- HazMat

    Best game yet? I think so.

  • punchya

    BEAST!!!!!!!

  • Burninator

    Awesome game! I’m loving my shark-hand!

  • scosiris

    i think this is one of your best games yet.is this your first multiplayer game?

  • Squirt22x

    yes it is
    and it is his best game yet

  • Pengujack9

    THERE IS NO FREEDOM!

  • http://www.freewebs.com/failiure Evan the Blob of Mercury

    There is freedom.

  • AngelSpirit

    YES! 5:14:04 IN UNIPLAYER!

  • 1228 00

    Wowowowooooo…. this is weird… I think I have a major glitch! I can’t even load the game! First I see the spiky ball thingy, then the loading bar says 100% and the guy’s hat is constantly changing. It looped like that for a while, and then the screen started flashing black and white with some weird ‘blowing-things-up’ music going… I tried reloading the page but it did exactly the sme thing…

  • 1228 00

    sorry for double posting but just so you know I’m using a Mac

  • http://www.twitter.com/pengper pengper

    @jack you probably need to update flash

  • awesome

    i failed at multiplayer i am very slow

  • http://sdgjbsnldfkbnflkgvbjlfgbdjlngblsjdfskfldkfjghs;ksdksdlvld.com slowwarrior

    I found a sort of bug. When you’re racing in multiplayer, sometimes, when one part of the course goes under another part, You may have gone further, but a dude on top of you gets a higher place because he’s closer. Get what I’m saying?

  • Einstein1896

    This is a really good game – sorry I couldn’t come for beta, I was busy. I found a glitch – on the levels where there is some space after the finish line, when observing after finishing, you can’t view past the finish line -> that way. Furthermore, the sprite of an observer appears to be walking even though (s)he has finished already.

  • NitroX72

    hey are the forums broken or something

  • Cheezburger

    There’s a glitch in multiplayer mode. 1. Sometimes, while counting down to start the game, it stops at 5. Also, sometimes the greenlight thing doesn’t start to count down, but you can still move, meaning that the greenlight thing is still on the screen, still empty, never counting down, as you go.

  • Cheezburger

    I forgot to say that in Multiplayer mode, sometimes when finding a room, it says something like Error: This room is already full! and starts repeating it. P.S. I like the caution sign feature, it really makes me keep going!

  • http://milesianmedia.net milesian media

    Really bizarre glitch that only happened to me once.

    I was racing in multiplayer, and the race started saying “Welcome to Slip and Slide.. etc”
    So then I ran around (and won) but the “Waiting for stragglers” message was still there, and everyone was just going normally.

    Weird.
    I don’t know what caused that.

  • Cheezburger

    I’m not sure if this is the place to ask this, but why won’t the page load on Chrome? It doesn’t load anything but the background of the page. It works fine on Safari (a little laggy, but still) so I don’t know what to do.

  • Nick

    This is an awesome game. One of your best. I don’t understand why some of your games like this is the only level too, and exit path aren’t on your website.

  • Max

    Wow John, this is truly one of your best ones. Loved it for all it had. The music, the gameplay, the style of the game, the idea, just wonderful. You’ve outdone yourself once again!

  • http://uchiharules.wordpress.com Joshuah Kuttenkuler

    Dear John: Love the heck out of your game. Want to know more about the music, it’s like the best music ever.Please help me get my fix. I let the uniplayer mode sit without finishing for half an hour letting it go while I worked in my code.