Hi there!

My name is John and you found my website! I make Flash games and do other things. I have this website as a sort of homestead for myself and my work. Thanks for visiting :).

Latest Projects

  • TITOL3

    TITOL 3


  • Chuck the Sheep

    Chuck the Sheep


  • Coinbox Hero

    Coinbox Hero


  • Exit Path 2

    Exit Path 2


  • Soviet Rocket Giraffe

    Soviet Rocket Giraffe Go Go!


  • Elephant Quest

    Elephant Quest


  • Flock Together

    Flock Together


  • Treadmillasaurus Rex

    Treadmilla- saurus Rex


  • Anglebeat

    Anglebeat


  • Achievement Unlocked 2

    Achievement Unlocked 2


  • Exit Path

    Exit Path


Keep Tabs




  • Bigfoot

    I just signed up is it too late?

  • hiperson134

    I had to go with the sugar glider vs. pygmy hedgehog debate…sugar gliders pwn, obviously. submitted as hiperson134, though a day or two after the post was made here :/

  • Withyy

    Has the beta come out yet? I CANT STAND THE SUSPENSE!

  • Sebastian B

    any news?

  • Withyy

    IM SOOO PUMPED CANT WAIT TO SEE HOW THE GAME WILL TURN OUT

  • Falken

    I signed up with the name “Falken”

    PS: I chose manatee as my favorite animal

  • http://milesianmedia.net milesian media

    I wrote that I had Windows XP, but after I signed up I got a new computer with Windows 7….

  • Quix

    did anyone make the beta??

  • Redrat9595

    When will we be informed if we got the position?

  • scosiris

    im gonna sign up again because the first time i think i spelt my email wrong gonna sign up with same username though death5687

  • scosiris

    nevermind

  • http://kjchustudios.webs.com KJCHU

    John, can you tell us when the Betas are going to arrive? It’s been some time already.

  • Zack

    HELLO ANYBETA IN THERE (WHEN WILL U CHOOSE BETA PEOPLE!!!!)

  • http://www.twitter.com/pengper pengper

    ok guys the suspence is pretty huge but go easy on John! think how many people have entered (All 60 people who have commented here and more) and how many he actually needs; he’s going to have to dissapoint people but he also has to work out WHO. So give the guy a break.

    p.s. How would we be informed if we get in/failed ?

  • 1228 00

    Hey… anyone else getting worried? As far as my memories goes back, it isn’t habitual for John to not post on his blog for this long… It’s been like two weeks already

  • http://www.freewebs.com/failiure Evan the Blob of Mercury

    I wonder what john is doing? I’ve checked this site everyday since beta started, and no news. he hasnt even posted lately… maybe none of us made beta…

  • :0

    OMG I FARTED!!!!! OH SHIT!!! I FARTED!!!!! OH SHIT!!!

  • http://www.twitter.com/pengper pengper

    it could be that John has had some form of accident and may be in hospital or something?

    and @:O, whut is wrong with u?!

  • Daikenkai

    I’m pretty sure John’s alright. his twitter would probably say otherwise.

    @pengper: And i think :O is just trolling.

  • Mr. Ed

    He’s fine, the local beta just launched, and he says the public one will be coming soon. Sit back and relax, you’ll get to break the game in a few days.

    I want to say I can’t wait but that would be a lie.

    I can say I wait with great anticipation!

  • Squirt22x

    w00t!!! I made beta!!!
    anybody else?

  • http://n/a DLuke5853

    I made it in but I have to get up at 6:00 in the morning

  • Falken

    I made it too, I’ll have to stay up to 2 am if i want to play the whole thing :(

  • Alpha102

    I made it!

    I get to beta test!

  • http://www.twitter.com/pengper pengper

    HOW DID U GET INFORMED?!

  • http://www.twitter.com/pengper pengper

    oh, checked my e-mails, and IM IN!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.jmbt02.com da shroom

    i didn’t get in :(

  • http://www.freewebs.com/failiure Evan the Blob of Mercury

    I WAS PICKED!!! IM A PHASE 1 BETA TESTER!!! HOLY CRAP!!! I MADE IT IN!!! :)

  • Elijah

    I’m not good with beta testing, so i didnt try. I hope the game’s good though. :)

  • Liam

    where did old games that don’t suck thursdays go?

    >:(

  • Liam

    :(

  • http://n/a DLuke5853

    I am beta testing right now it is awesome you will see when it gets released. Challenging and Fun!!!

  • Michael

    Thanks! I’m in!

  • Andrew

    DAMMIT! I GOT ON THE TESTING BUT WAS 7 MINUTES LATE!

    THIS SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  • mourove

    very nice game, john :D

  • Kevin

    Aww… wish i could play the beta outside the time puts it up. i missed it :(

  • yeroc

    That was an awesome game. I’m glad I was chosen to beta test. 9/10.

  • scosiris

    i was chosen yay

  • scosiris

    but i missed beta

  • Daikenkai

    HEY GUYS

    Don’t lose hope. He might expand on the range of testers (although maybe not). There are apparantely more beta days so..

  • Sebastian B

    If we participated in one beta test, will we be able to do another?

  • Zack

    yeah i missed the beta too. :(

  • Squirt22x

    That was fantastic…

  • DannyDaNinja

    I didn’t get in… no… :(

  • dwan25

    Apart from the odd mistake here and there, it’s really good. Hopefully John will change spelling mistakes and the glitch with the quality

  • http://www.twitter.com/pengper pengper

    Andrew, stop moaning. I was an hour late and only got ’till eleven (1PM Johntime).

    Can’t wait for Phase 2! I love this game, when it comes out im gonna get so hooked on it.
    for a fortnight.