Hi there!

My name is John and you found my website! I make Flash games and do other things. I have this website as a sort of homestead for myself and my work. Thanks for visiting :).

Latest Projects

  • TITOL3

    TITOL 3


  • Chuck the Sheep

    Chuck the Sheep


  • Coinbox Hero

    Coinbox Hero


  • Exit Path 2

    Exit Path 2


  • Soviet Rocket Giraffe

    Soviet Rocket Giraffe Go Go!


  • Elephant Quest

    Elephant Quest


  • Flock Together

    Flock Together


  • Treadmillasaurus Rex

    Treadmilla- saurus Rex


  • Anglebeat

    Anglebeat


  • Achievement Unlocked 2

    Achievement Unlocked 2


  • Exit Path

    Exit Path


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  • Apr23

    Look, an entire holiday for planet Earth!  I’ll do some extra Earth-y things today.

    As an only slightly related sidenote, I realized today that the big promo for “Avatar movie on DVD, coming Earth Day!” is a bit off.  Avatar has nothing to do with planet Earth and everything to do with planet Pandora, and clearly it isn’t Pandora day today.  Like releasing a Christmas movie on Valentines Day.

    Anyways.

    What better way than to help the environment than running, not driving!  Here’s a recent shot from Exit-Path, my new running/racing/obstacle game.  Yum yum UI.

    Uniplayer?  What the hell does that mean?  Oh yes, it means you are playing the non-multiplayer version of the game.  “Single Player” seems too cumbersome of a term. Two words?  PLEASE.  We’re trying to save the world here, not waste precious pixels and electricity displaying two words.  Let’s get it down to one word, Uniplayer.

    Here we are running.  I hate reading long cumbersome instructions so most in this game come in tiny chunks of help.  WASD to move (or Arrow Keys work).  Did you ever notice that two of my games say the jump key is the D key?  I still punch myself over that typo, made worse being committed twice!  Oh, and don’t be fooled by the level name… it’s not “The Apocalypse” as listed… hopefully.

    You want to be in the beta?  SOON MAYBE.

    AND speaking of trees (I was talking about trees right?), I went back to Joshua Tree National Park again this year, this time dragging Carlie along for the ride.  PICTURES:

    Joshua Tree National Park (2010)

    Look how goofy I’m standing in this picture, I can’t get over it.  I propped a camera on a sign nearby.  I hate asking people to take pictures for me so I instead prop my camera on rocks and other tall objects and hope no one comes by to ask to take a picture.

    Joshua Tree National Park (2010)

    VROOOOOOOOOM is what it sounds like if you had really small ears and were taking off from this burned down Joshua Tree.

    Joshua Tree National Park (2010)

    We found these little chipmunks while eating by some giant rocks.  They really know how to work people for food.

    If you want more pictures click here.

    Happy Earth Day!  Take care.

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    [Bagel the Cat picture for effect]

    Posted by John @ 12:15 am

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  • Saicotic

    First comment (as you have asked John, so I have done [sitting on the computer refreshing the page every minute]) and I do believe that I would luuuurve being a beta tester. Not just love. Luuuurve.

  • EvilRebel

    Planet Pandora? You do realize it’s a moon, right?

  • Bigfoot

    Not only is it earth day, but its St George’s Day too!!!! How fun! :L Also, Exit-path looks awesomely awesome (sorry, couldn’t think of a different adverb)

  • Focus

    Bagel is so awesome.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2k7aoIGqTI piratewhosaysni

    do you think one day when we’re on the moon we’ll celebrate “moon day”?

  • Pengujack9

    @piratewhosaysni

    I think that we will celebrate the days we were in Earth, and create another day for Moon.

  • http://milesianmedia.net milesian media

    Argh. I want to be in the beta for Exitpath, and I keep thinking you will let people do it!

    The reason Avatar is coming out on Earth day (I think) is because it’s kind of a movie about the environment/not destroying it. That’s my opinion.

    Maybe there should be days for all planets and moons?

  • http://www.sammythings.weebly.com Sammy

    It would be nice if I could be a beta tester. If you’re worried that you will get info realased that you don’t want, I’m the man. I have tested games at microsoft twice and I have to keep everything I tested a secret. FOR TWO YAERS, let alone like a month or two.

    BTW, that is like the hundreth time you used that pic of bagel. Still love it though.

  • Zack

    Earthday was/is my birthday! (13th… happy bar mitzvah to me!)

  • http://kjchustudios.webs.com ~ KJCHU

    …saving three precious LCD pixels…

  • matajuegos

    I wanna be a beta tester :)

    PS: Bagel FTW!!!!!

  • http://www.twitter.com/pengper PengPer

    loving the Bagel picture. I need to get me a t-shirt with that pic on!

    post-script- loving the amazing photography!

    post-post-script- I wanna be a beta testeeeeerr!! pleathe?

  • :0

    I WANT TO SHIT ON ALL OF YOU! >:D

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2k7aoIGqTI piratewhosaysni

    @milesian media but only after we’ve colonized them. cuz if not, we’d have a holiday every day…and eventually that’d get kind of boring.

  • http://www.sammythings.weebly.com Sammy

    woohoo! awesome llooking gamne (I llike llamas)

  • Llamalad

    Sammy, I like llamas more. Bagel is soaking up the 15 minuits of fame. Exit path looks AWESOME!! keep up the good work John.

  • http://www.jmtb02.com Rachel Baxter

    i wanna be a beta tester tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    and also i agree wit milesan media cuz its a connection to nature. still there should e an “Avatar Day” cuz the movies so eppiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic

    haha

  • llamas

    hey, i went to joshua tree park a few years ago! Them trees look funny, dont they?

    …Uniplayer…hmmm

    i love it.

    and which two games say d is jump? I must have overlooked it by guessing that w is to jump, which it is.

  • Cobalt

    Ooh, uniplayer… makes me think that the runner will be able to ride a unicycle. And I see the customize player button, so i’m guessing there’s going to be some unlockables there. And like everyone else, beta testing candidate here, I will sign up for the official beta thing as soon as possible.
    also bagel is pretty much the coolest guy ever in a picture

  • Daikenkai

    looking forward to everything that you have in store :3

    Oh, and has Mr. Thumb healed up yet?

  • Andy

    yeah i agree about Avatar being about saving the planet not destroying it. Also, when is Exit Path coming out, it looks almost finished. I cant wait!!

  • llamas

    john have you ever played mirror’s edge? it seems like a similar concept.

    but mirrors edge doesnt have spikes! ;)

  • Ayush

    bagel looks like its high! just kidding :D

  • http://www.twitter.com/pengper pengper

    did you know…?

    Avatar is, in fact, French for ‘misadventure’.

    discovered this in my exam today lols

  • thor
  • http://www.jmtb02.com Rachel Baxter

    I commented on that pic… *nervous laughter* haha i love icanhascheezburger and OMG BAGEL IS SO CUTE!