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  • Mar13

    Kids on my street wished for a Super Nintendo for Christmas.  I wished that they wouldn’t get it so they could play with me outside.

    My childhood was made up of video game stigmas, in which it was considered “a waste of time” to play games.  Our household was different.  While many kids were spending their weekends beating the latest Mario game I was expected to go outside.  “GO OUTSIDE?”   There’s bears outside!  Never mind that, the fact was that my friend just got a Sega CD and I was tying a rope to a skateboard to slingshot myself down the driveway felt unfair (although I now realize my childhood stories can be so much more awesome sometimes).

    We had an NES in the house until age 8 or 9.  Only rule for the NES is that you get 30 minutes to play it.  30 MINUTES?  Man, it took 10 minutes just to blow into the cartridge and get that thing going!  The system didn’t last long, as it got removed because I was breaking my 30-minute daily time limit by sneaking into the living room at 3 am to play games.  I loved that thing.  I could play it for days if I could only get more than 30 minutes with it. After a while I found out that I could get some extra time out of it if no one knew I was playing it.  But I got caught, and that was history.

    After the NES went away I was given a Game Gear for Christmas, which really only got to come out for car trips and that was about it.  I didn’t understand this at the time, but looking back it made sense… I was easily distracted by it and travel was something that is not nearly as enjoyable with a child.  Between the cracks of playing outside or getting my homework done there were some educational computer games, but as far as mainstream gaming goes… I was oblivious to anything going on.  I sometimes could get my fix off (of all places) my TI-83 calculator or borrowing a computer game or playing a friend’s console.  I watched the N64 release come and go, with the other kids getting an N64 under the Christmas tree.  3D?  Please, I was still unsure if Mario was even beatable, let alone an extra dimension being added.

    Fastforward ten years.  I just graduated high school.  I was at college, and my life was really my own then.  I had to start from scratch, and where best to start?  The NES.  I bought one on Ebay with a light gun and game for $75.  It was a special day.  And I played for an hour.  Not 30 minutes, but an hour. And I just broke 10 years of stigma.

    After that I pursued other games on Ebay, and slowly but surely started to build up my video game knowledge.  I finally beat Super Mario Bros, got 10 ducks killed in Duck Hunt, and eventually managed to beat Zelda… all a decade or two late but totally worth it.  People at my dorm would walk by and say, “dude, you’re playing an NES?  Yours still works?”  I would say, “Yep, I just bought it!”  The puzzled looks were hilarious.

    Because I’m thinking about it at the moment, an interesting sidenote is that I started making Flash games before I purchased my own console.  In 2002 and 2003 I launched my first Flash games at my high school and it wasn’t until college that I got the NES.

    But back to my story, after 2004 I really starting to discover retro games it became apparent I needed to start getting into more recent systems.  I went and bought an SNES and a N64 (which was still 10 years late) in late 2004, and I couldn’t get enough of it.  I played Donkey Kong Country from start to finish in a few nights, thinking it was one of the best things I had ever done.  But I still felt behind… and just a year later I would buy my first next-gen console: The Xbox360.  It was expensive but worth it.

    And man did I suck at games!  I was about 10-15 years behind everyone and it was hard to get used to everything.  The Xbox360 was easily the hardest console to play games on for me.  Halo was foreign, there were probably 30 buttons to know, and the analog stick was something still to master (the N64 analog stick was… yeah).  I was easily beat and it was embarrassing.  But I was getting better, I think only from the sheer amount of energy I was putting into playing games.  One Summer was dubbed “Megaman Summer” in which I tried to finish as many Megaman games as possible… I got through the first three and had to call it quits.

    Now I am fairly well-versed in video games but I am still fairly bad at most of them.  I play on Normal Mode in hope that it won’t be too hard.  And I have still never played Street Fighter.

    I look back at showing up late to the party and consider what would have happened if I played games throughout my childhood.  I am not entirely sure I would be making games for a living right now if that was the case.  Games seem so much more special when you can look but not touch, like a museum piece that you can get close to but never really put your hands on.  Things are so intriguing when you can only imagine what they are versus actually experiencing them in real life.  For me, video games were this magical entity that could only be experienced a handful of times a year… and still today I get that special feeling when I hear the console light turn red and the game boot on the screen.

    Posted by John @ 11:45 pm

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  • http://darkcarrot9.blogspot.com/ Dark carrot9

    Yes, i wish games were still specia to me.
    unfortunately, i got sucked into the world of torrenting and downloading.
    so if i get beat aat a game once, i can gert another.
    sad

  • interpolarity

    ah I had a similar experience John… I had to sneak for video games too… but I had relatives who were willing to buy me games and systems and so they did… at most, I was five years behind and have owned every major nintendo console… but it never hindered my skills… I could probably have played Super Mario in the womb!

    Never forget the retro! Some of the best games were made on older consoles (Banjo Kazooie to name one)

  • hantrono

    I know how you felt John! When I was a kid, my parents would never buy me anything related to games! I eventually got a PS1 and I was amazed! PS1 hooked me to my favourite series of games, Crash Bandicoot (which by the way have gotten to be horrible ever since naughty dog stopped working for them). Sorry Mario, but Crash (and spyro for that matter) has been my favourite game character. Nowadays, I have an xbox 360 as well, and I suck at video games :P (you could say I lag at them)
    I love your work John!!! JMTB02 ROCKS

  • hantrono

    Oops forgot to mention. I really missed out on old Nintendo systems. The oldest Nintendo system I’ve owned is the Gamecube or the Gameboy Advance SP. I’ve always wanted to own a NES or SNES or an N64! I missed out on all the amazing games like the first few mario parties, banjo kazooie, and kirby. I have never played street fighter as well, for that matter :P

  • gleryff

    Heh, I just bought a gameboy (the first one) a few weeks ago. Then realised I don’t own any gameboy games. Only recent console I own is the wii, and to be honest I loath it.

  • superkitty4444

    I’m so happy other people (even a game designer) had (and has) no idea what is going on in the gaming world. I have no idea what anything is because no video games are allowed at my house. Btw, happy Pi Day!! 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164
    81 digits. Suck it.

  • superkitty4444

    All of it didn’t show up. Oh well.

  • hantrono

    WII ALL HATE WII:D
    Go Pi Day!

  • Elijah

    I never did play an N64 or a NES or a SNES in my life. I only played the XBOX 360 and the playstation 2. You must have had a busy life John. :)

  • Irpwnu2

    What a coincidence i got a SNES for christmas.

  • http://www.tasselfoot.com Tasselfoot

    Ah, the wonderful discussions we had at, like, 1am when we needed to be up 4 hours later for flights. :)

  • 1228 00

    How do you earn money, John? Sponsors for the games you make? And how do they get money?

  • asdf1248

    Great post, John. Can I just say that the only “console” I have ever owned is a computer?

  • Metaphysik

    Stop what you’re doing and buy Street Fighter right now…

  • Synergy

    (agreeing with metaphysik) Yes or we will hunt you down and FORCE you to buy it (or just download a snes emulator for your computer and download the “street fighter 2 the new challengers” rom (who cares if it’s illegal do it or you’ll DIE [from lack of street fighter])

  • Scythe

    30 minutes on an NES!? You can’t save your game on those. You’d have to restart from the beginning each time! I tried beating Mario Bros 3 without flutes and it took me 6 hours! On the original Mario Bros I guess your 3 lives or whatever usually won’t last 30 minutes so it doesn’t matter. But what about something like Metroid? You’d have to collect all your missile packs and energy tanks all over again every time you play!

    I honed my programming skills on a TI-83 plus by the way. Those things are great.

  • Flashbac

    I just came here to say: HAPPY SAINT PATRICK’S DAY!!!

  • Matthew Bungmeister

    I can feel your pain, while I have always been able to play on the PC, I’ve NEVER had a console until this Christmas, my whole console knowledge involved Bushido Blade from a friend’s PS 1, which is still an awesome game, but you get the point…………

  • Cheeseball701

    I had a Megaman summer around 3rd grade. I only ever made any progress in 2, though. Then in high school, one summer, I picked up the anniversary collection and beat all 8! A great challenge indeed!

    PS: The final boss of 7 is ridiculously difficult.

  • http://gamewaystudios.com Vince

    @ 1228 00: I’m pretty sure he gets money from Armor Games for “advertising” them at the beginning of his games, and they get money from the adverts on their website.

  • Elvis

    I found this very interesting. For myself personally, I grew up with games and when I pick up a new game I can immediately beat it in 5-10 hours, because of this I’ve become completely desensitized from video games. I now expect every game must have perfect graphics/gameplay/story and get extremely annoyed because I blew $60-80 on a new game I beat in a night.

    In retrospect, I wish i grew up like you John, games are a new experience for you every time you play it, like a kid in a candy shop, and your story about games is interesting on how another person grew up without games, while myself grew up with them.

  • Zack

    John, your childhood must have sucked. Being derived from video games like that…wow. I think that you still would be making games is you grew up with games, but I’m probably wrong, so maybe it’s a good thing that you didn’t. I started playing electronic games when I was 5 years old (no joke, educational computer games), so I have always loved video games. I can’t imagine not growing up with them, but who know? Possibly those kids are smarter (this could explain your programming skills). Nevertheless, thanks for this, it was very interesting.

  • http://www.kaijuice.blogspot.com Z-master

    Dude, I feel sorry for you. I’d like to give a deep comment and everything, but firstly: YOU BEAT THREE MEGAMAN STAGES? YOU ROCK! I’ve only beaten three Robot Matsers in my life!

  • http://www.kaijuice.blogspot.com Z-master

    EDIT^ three Megaman GAMES

  • Blkshroud

    Cool story. Didnt know that about you. i like the games you make thats for sure and im glad you got into game designing.
    I was lucky and had a dad who really likes videogames and even though i played them in my childhood im planning to be a game designer myself.

  • Wolfzx99

    Look at that, a comment more than a day less than eight months after the post was posted