I got a 7-foot-tall Christmas tree with Carlie this evening. It’s name is currently Admiral David Farragut but Carlie and I can’t agree on whether this is a good name or not.
So maybe you can come up with a good name. We’re not 100% on it being a boy tree so if you find a good girl name that works too.
December 1st, 2009 at 1:54 am
Babushka!
That’s A unisex name!
December 1st, 2009 at 2:37 am
Hi John!
You’ve been missing on Google Talk. I was wondering if you got my mail. (:
and Merry Christmas in advance. ^^
December 1st, 2009 at 6:50 am
Danish, unless pastry names are reserved for cats.
Also, posted @ 1:30 am?
December 1st, 2009 at 7:12 am
how about bob if its a girl call her bobby
December 1st, 2009 at 9:21 am
What about Lusie?
December 1st, 2009 at 9:56 am
how about red part two?
December 1st, 2009 at 11:00 am
I’m thinking this would be a good use of the name Melóphora. It’s a mixture of a couple of plant names. It sounds feminine, but I guess it could be either.
December 1st, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Senor Carlos Rodriguez Antonio Pantalones
thats one hell of a name
December 1st, 2009 at 2:17 pm
treestump
December 1st, 2009 at 2:18 pm
no treeness
December 1st, 2009 at 2:19 pm
gorge bush
December 1st, 2009 at 2:38 pm
How about…
Commander Pine?
December 1st, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Rufus
December 1st, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Name it “The Chosen one”!
December 1st, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Professor Oak!
December 1st, 2009 at 4:30 pm
The “Tree” Wise Man!
Haha, I’m so clever
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December 1st, 2009 at 4:55 pm
How about Graul the Green-Leafed Warrior?
December 1st, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Either General Custard or Spaghetti.
December 1st, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Bagel or Muffin. Maybe a combination of the two.
December 1st, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Colonel Fredrick Greentree
December 1st, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Dunder Mifflin
December 1st, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Bobo
December 1st, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Zepol is a good name.
December 1st, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Fastest commented blog post ever? I guess people just like competition.
December 1st, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Harold. Harry for short.
December 1st, 2009 at 11:13 pm
I have a question. Since when has naming the tree been a Christmas tradition? I must be the only one who doesn’t do that. But since you want our input, I will give mine as well. Wether or not it is a boy or a girl, you should name it after a lung disease caused by inhaling volcanic fumes; Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Oh, and its last name can be Evergreen.
December 2nd, 2009 at 2:16 am
Might as well go on with the Muffin-Bagel route and call it Toast or something.
December 2nd, 2009 at 7:46 am
yo zack that name is WICKED !!!!!!!!! seriously !!!!!!!! u should use it john !!! and bagel is the cat’s name ! u cant just use it for some tree !
December 2nd, 2009 at 11:58 am
my suggestion is Sir Nikolas Pachyderm III (the third)
December 2nd, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Without fail, your tree’s name should definitely be Harrison J. “HazMat” Noel Reilly-O’Reilly-Reilly II.
Haz out.
Merry christmas, too.
December 2nd, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Sorry to double-post, but if it’s a girl, then Lizzy “Lizzy” McLizzy, after my girlfriend.
December 2nd, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Sturtheim Reinbach III, of course. Christmas tree by the grace of Suikoden.
December 2nd, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Quickbeam
(Treebeard’s little Ent buddy from Lord of the Rings). You know you wanna name it after an Ent…it might start talking to you. Very festive, Ents are…
December 2nd, 2009 at 3:37 pm
John, that’s a pretty long name for a tree you got there. I think, in order for people to remember your tree’s name easier, you should call it something more catchy. How about:
llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Good ol’ Welsh train station
December 2nd, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Ste, I can beat that. Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu is a famous hill located in Hawke’s Bay, New Zealand.
weirdo, thank you for your input.
December 2nd, 2009 at 4:45 pm
On my last post, the word was too long. Here it is again, the perfect name for a Christmas tree: Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauota
mateaturipukakapikimaungahoro
nukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
Evergreen
December 2nd, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Noel Evergreen!!!!!! It’s a Christmas related name!! Face it!!!
December 2nd, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Leroy LaTisha Hemingtonson if its a boy tree.
LaTisha Leroy Hemingtonson if said tree is of the female wood persuasion.
I hope he/she/tree will enjoy the rock band drums in the background.
btw how old is your Wooden American (tree)?
December 2nd, 2009 at 7:12 pm
To keep on going with the Civil War theme, go with Honest Abe, like Abe Lincoln. I don’t think many people know who David Farragut is. Honest Abe is more well known
December 2nd, 2009 at 7:12 pm
To stick with the Civil War theme, go with Honest Abe, like Abe Lincoln. I don’t think many people know who David Farrgut is.
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Bagel’s nemesis: John Q. Donut
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:21 pm
dr. octagonawood. BLAAAAAAH!
December 3rd, 2009 at 12:33 am
Sparky
December 3rd, 2009 at 5:26 am
That was Cut short…
Sad.
I think that was about a quarter of it.
To see the whole thing, search:
http://luminaryuprise.wikidot.com/longest-word
December 3rd, 2009 at 7:53 am
zack !!!!!!! that name is also awesome !!!!!! uve got GREAT names in stock ! maybe we should call the tree with a french name !!!!! like… bernard francois morgane hermance aurian louis charlemagne XIII maybe that can work !
December 4th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
by the way nico the name of this title is : name my tree. not : find him a name that will put everyone to sleep coz its so long and unpronoucable
December 5th, 2009 at 9:26 am
How about Steve.
December 5th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Aha! a good one!
Sir Olifant
(sir elephant in dutch)
December 6th, 2009 at 7:31 am
How about Brian Mildue?
Name it after mouldy cheese?
December 9th, 2009 at 11:15 am
Ike, chloe, theodore…i liked the spaghetti suggestion. Here are a few more..JENNIFER? veruca, bingo, lady Gaga…
Good luck,
Love
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December 9th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
trasey. lol
December 9th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Naming a tree… I’ve named stuffed animals so I guess that’s not wierd. People name special items that they have like a car or game system… I have 2 good names for the tree though.
Boy Tree: Bernard
Girl Tree: Lakesha
December 10th, 2009 at 1:37 am
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December 27th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
nice name Auska, all I can type, I’m try to type on these little tiny keys on my Nintendo Dsi
catratBLOP
August 6th, 2010 at 1:59 am
Yeah. I know this is over, but…
Duke(or duchess if female)Ardenfurts Bilkman Curoidnemms Dogmanicapedaniti Effind Firirinuhss Gerglemun Hirkensare Ifinemdew Jerkinall Kellyncynthian Louisnimener Mendelcarcina Nordicas Olliners Pilstaakiburi Qwenduln Ruitonasniga Sinnirhiga Torpourinds Umberzniks Vellumnfurgot Wimenotes Xyndelinz Zekolainvaforver XXI.
I’ll give you ten dollars in pennies if you spot all the words/jokes/possible nicknames in there!
P.S list them, don’t just say you have found them.