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  • Jul13

    I Tried Vegemite

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    Forgive me, Australia.  I have tried your nectar from the Heavens and I have been disheveled by the taste.  Vegemite, a yeast-extract based concoction had promise.  It looks like its brother Nutella, which I agree is absolutely divine.  It spreads like peanut butter.  It looks like chocolate.  Nonetheless, your Vegemite was, well, odd.

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    I don’t think I’ll ever eat it again.

    Posted by John @ 11:20 pm

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  • Ember

    Interesting news on spread?
    Vegemite might be odd, but so are you John.. (:

  • migb

    Yes i know what you mean, when i moved here in australia and tasted it, and….well i found it disgusting hehe too salty….:P

  • Jack

    i just finished 4 pieces of toast with vegimite just then, you probably spread it out too much like nutella. it may look sweet, but it’s the spread for A MAN!!!!!!!!!!.
    feel the manliness in the spread. ;P

  • http://ff-1.co.uk Jeppo

    Have you tried Marmite? It’s like Vegemite but not Australian, which makes it a whole lot better!

  • llamas

    I must admit that i haven’t the faintest of ideas about what Vegemite is, but i can say with all due honesty:

    Nutella rocks! Its nice to see someone else agree on its awesomeness.

  • Robert

    You put too much on!

  • Dicko

    Wayyyyy too much on John! Gotta show you how much I put on my morning toast….Don’t throw it out just yet :P

  • Schocker

    Vegemite? Never heard about it.
    @llamas: And I’m another person, that agrees on Nuttella awesomeness. That’s 3 people. ^^

  • http://heliodore.info/ GolemdX

    Yum yum!

  • http://milesianmedia.net milesian media

    I agree too! 4 people!

  • Focus

    What is Nutella? What is Vegemite? What is Marmite?

    I wish I didn’t live in the other side of the world.

  • Sebastian B

    Nope! That’s 5 people! =D

  • interpolarity

    nutella?!?! How do you not know what nutella is???
    order it online or something!! It will change your life

  • http://www.freewebs.com/garrettwusthoff/ Garrett

    Nutella is excellent

  • migb

    NUTELLA!!!!!…….PURE AWESOMENESS FROM THE HEAVENS!!!!

    that’s 6 people!:D

  • hiperson134

    No clue what a vegemite is, but nutella is a.maz.ing. luckily, it’s sold at our local chain grocery store, so I can pick some up any time

  • Carlie

    Hahaha! John didn’t believe me when I said that Vegemite was disgusting, so I bought him a jar to prove my point. I told him to spread it on very thinly… but well, I don’t think he will ever do it again!!!! At least judging by the amount of spitting and cursing that resulted ;-P

  • Matthew Bungmeister

    Yeah, you put too much one, much too much.

    Vegemite isn’t the best thing in the world, but I like it ok, as long as you don’t put too much on.

    Nutella is great, I haven’t had any in a long time, I think I will right now :)

  • llamas

    @focus: other side of the world??? Nutella is in USA, in WALMART… and its also in UK… Found some while shopping for food there on vacation…

    Where ISNT there Nutella?

  • llamas

    oh, and ^^^

    7 people for Nutella.

  • llamas

    no, 8! Im stupid…

  • Ari

    Nutella… *Mouth waters*
    nine.
    I live in New Zealand, Australia’s closest neighbor, and I’m afraid I’ll have to agree about Vegemite.
    I think I have a jar of Nutella somewhere…

  • http://www.jmbt02.com da shroom

    How could you shun vegemite? Vegemite is the pinnacle in delicious buttering! so shun on you! >:(

  • http://www.hysteriastudios.com Marty Wallace

    Vegemite is the sex </3

  • Pdspicer

    No, johns right, vegemite is indeed gross… It’s indisputable

  • http://designite.wordpress.com designite.wordpress.com

    HOLY.. !! thats alot of vegemite on your toast. Its about how much I have on mine, which is the equivalent to a 3 pack a day smoker.

    you should try it with heaps of Margerine and just a smear of vegemite. you will like it so much more..

    mmm salty goodness.
    xJ

  • http://www.eggysgames.com Eggy

    haha oh John, like the others said, you put on way too much :P It’s like pouring half a can of mayo on.

    Anyways Australians are superior because we eat Americans spreads plus our own. You’s can only eat your own.

    We are so more culturally diverse in toast :D

  • http://www.designite.wordpress.com designite.wordpress.com

    Lol! More culturally diverse in toast.

    We have a new vegemite now too. Its mixed with cream cheese.

    mmmmm

  • ari

    I’m an american living in australia, and at first I didn’t like vegemite, either, but you put waaaaay too much on!!

    Next time you try it, you should try putting butter, a tiny bit of vegemite, just enough to make the butter turn a bit brown, and then put avocado on top.

    It’s great. :)