Comments on: There is Giraffe Attack

By: Mana

Mana — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 17:10:06 +0000

Graphics were great, premise was pretty amusing, gameplay on expert was none of these things. I agree with Spooty on the random patterns being just plain stupid given the sheer amount of missiles being fired. Took me 152 deaths to win. I wouldn’t call this your hardest game, simply because winning it on expert requires too much luck as opposed to skill. :/

By: kisler

kisler — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 01:20:34 +0000

This game is worse than Run Elephant Run, even with the better premise.

By: llamas

llamas — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 17:48:55 +0000

So far, all the games john has made about animals so far included any of my favorite animals… (llama, giraffe, elephant…) he seems to like the same animals that I do… that’s pretty weird in a coincidental way.

By: foolmoron

foolmoron — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 01:19:42 +0000

I wholeheartedly disagree with you, jmtb
I think this game was FAR easier than Run Elephant Run
It took me 200 deaths to beat Run Elephant Run, and each phase was disturbingly frustrating

For this game, I got to Walrus 2 in 45 deaths, then tacked on another 100 deaths until I finally beat him. Getting to him was pretty fun and not hard at all, taking like 5-10 tries per phase….he was really annoying, but if you just focus on avoiding the red beams, you will live.

By: Yllier

Yllier — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 16:11:37 +0000

Uhm, if that was an attempt to be a Canada flag, that was pretty bad… The stripes are on the left and the right, not the top and bottom.

By: thunderboltkid

thunderboltkid — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 13:03:57 +0000

why is every1 being so critical!??! its just a really fun lil game and we should thank john for making such clever and original games!!!

p.s i have followed this website since about 2004 and jmtb is AWESOME

By: yeroc

yeroc — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 03:20:53 +0000

Omega Walrus? I think he’s from Canada, judging by the flag. If everyone is right about having a walrus prequel, it better involve cheap meds.

Hey! There is an idea! Re-introduce the shop and sell cheap meds! Meh, just kidding.

By: Focus

Focus — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 15:57:18 +0000

Meh, expert mode isn’t that hard either, except on Walrus part 2. I was having a quite-a-good-record of 3 deaths… until I got to the boss. I still haven’t won the game in that mode.

By: da shroom

da shroom — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 06:38:43 +0000

edit
I’m beginning to question his sanity. however, he does make awesome games. so maybe he should stay a bit crazy XD

By: da shroom

da shroom — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 06:36:48 +0000

after 8 deaths i FINALLY defeated omega walrus.

b.t.w jmbt02 seem to have a addiction to launch animals into space. do you think he is alright?