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My name is John and you found my website! I make Flash games and do other things. I have this website as a sort of homestead for myself and my work. Thanks for visiting :).

Latest Projects

  • TITOL3

    TITOL 3


  • Chuck the Sheep

    Chuck the Sheep


  • Coinbox Hero

    Coinbox Hero


  • Exit Path 2

    Exit Path 2


  • Soviet Rocket Giraffe

    Soviet Rocket Giraffe Go Go!


  • Elephant Quest

    Elephant Quest


  • Flock Together

    Flock Together


  • Treadmillasaurus Rex

    Treadmilla- saurus Rex


  • Anglebeat

    Anglebeat


  • Achievement Unlocked 2

    Achievement Unlocked 2


  • Exit Path

    Exit Path


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  • http://noah-r.blogspot.com/ Noah R.

    And a fun game too. The 200w width does make it a tad hard to dodge, but overall, it really isn’t as hard as you make it out to…*clicks on “Expert Mode”*

    WHAT THE…?!?!

  • http://heliodore.info/ GolemdX

    Expert mode is the bomb. Because you explode a lot.

    Chaoz Airflow!

  • Scythe

    I had a bad day. This game cheered me up.

  • http://none Andy

    huff…puff.wwheeezze…beat expert mode….hufff…wheezze…76deaths….cougggghh…

    great game!

  • Schocker

    Yay, I finished it. It’s such a nice game… ^__^

  • http://none henny123

    I beat this with no deaths on Normal mode.
    Expert however..

  • http://none henny123

    Took me 8 deaths.

  • FenrisWulf

    Great game! Now, I must beat expert mode with 0 deaths!

  • Flamedude

    Awesome game! :D

  • llamas

    elpenguino was right…

    “the giraffe just STRETCHES.”

  • Max

    I can’t finish it on Normal. I am a failure.

  • http://milesianmedia.net/ milesian media

    Me neither. I FAIL!! :P

  • Friendly Floyd

    Interesting… you sped up Chaoz Airflow in this game.

  • Spooty

    Eh, the game suffers from an awkward hitbox (which I still haven’t entirely figured out), slippery controls, and not enough room to dodge. Plus, I shouldn’t have such low framerates from a flash game… my computer’s only 3-4 years old. No option to turn the background off or lower the detail is a bit of an issue.

    Normal mode’s ok, I guess, though a bit easy. No deaths on my first try. >_>

    Expert mode is everything that a game like this should NOT be. Randomly seeded patterns are a bad idea at this intensity, since you’ll frequently get a random undodgable mess of missiles. This mode feels like it was put in for the sheer purpose of getting us to waste an hour on this game. I stopped after about 300 straight deaths to Omega Walrus pt. 2, most of which happened within one second of restart.

    On the plus side, I liked the music you chose, and the story was as lolrandom as it always is with you.

    On the wtf side, why are you obsessed with launching random animals into space?

    Overall, I’ll give this a 4/10, because I think you can do a lot better. :/

  • http://none henny123

    On a side note, I managed to get Chaoz Airflow and surprisingly, i altered the speed (pitch + tempo) in audacity and i got it BANG ON. It sounds awesome.

    And I’ve almost got the hang of Expert mode now! Only 2 deaths!

  • hiperson134

    I’d like to see more games with animals launched into space. maybe a walrus prequel for this

  • http://www.jmbt02.com da shroom

    after 8 deaths i FINALLY defeated omega walrus.

    b.t.w jmbt02 seem to have a addiction to launch animals into space. do you think he is alright?

  • http://www.jmbt02.com da shroom

    edit
    I’m beginning to question his sanity. however, he does make awesome games. so maybe he should stay a bit crazy XD

  • Focus

    Meh, expert mode isn’t that hard either, except on Walrus part 2. I was having a quite-a-good-record of 3 deaths… until I got to the boss. I still haven’t won the game in that mode.

  • yeroc

    Omega Walrus? I think he’s from Canada, judging by the flag. If everyone is right about having a walrus prequel, it better involve cheap meds.

    Hey! There is an idea! Re-introduce the shop and sell cheap meds! Meh, just kidding.

  • thunderboltkid

    why is every1 being so critical!??! its just a really fun lil game and we should thank john for making such clever and original games!!!

    p.s i have followed this website since about 2004 and jmtb is AWESOME

  • http://www.giflux.com/ Yllier

    Uhm, if that was an attempt to be a Canada flag, that was pretty bad… The stripes are on the left and the right, not the top and bottom.

  • foolmoron

    I wholeheartedly disagree with you, jmtb
    I think this game was FAR easier than Run Elephant Run
    It took me 200 deaths to beat Run Elephant Run, and each phase was disturbingly frustrating

    For this game, I got to Walrus 2 in 45 deaths, then tacked on another 100 deaths until I finally beat him. Getting to him was pretty fun and not hard at all, taking like 5-10 tries per phase….he was really annoying, but if you just focus on avoiding the red beams, you will live.

  • llamas

    So far, all the games john has made about animals so far included any of my favorite animals… (llama, giraffe, elephant…) he seems to like the same animals that I do… that’s pretty weird in a coincidental way.

  • kisler

    This game is worse than Run Elephant Run, even with the better premise.

  • Mana

    Graphics were great, premise was pretty amusing, gameplay on expert was none of these things. I agree with Spooty on the random patterns being just plain stupid given the sheer amount of missiles being fired. Took me 152 deaths to win. I wouldn’t call this your hardest game, simply because winning it on expert requires too much luck as opposed to skill. :/