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  • May28

    Some games are great ideas. And some are even better ideas when they combine silly control schemes with awesome rail-style shooting. This week on Old Games That Don’t Suck Thursday, it’s Typing of the Dead.

    I played this game on the PC in 2004 by recommendation of a friend. It’s truly ridiculous, mostly because it takes an established game and turns it on it’s head with an obscure control scheme. Like a rail shooter, you follow a set path in which you must kill enemies before they have time to jump up and attack you. Instead of shooting a gun you type words. Each letter you tap fires a shot, and each time you complete a word you get a hit on the enemy. Missed letters are missed shots, take too long and you get attacked.  As the game progresses words turn into sentences and the game requires faster typing and reaction time.

    I really like the voice acting in this game.  Given that your shooting with spelling words on a keyboard the game can’t take itself too seriously.  The voice acting seems intentionally terrible, off-key, and mistimed.  I hope it is.  Either way, it is really, really funny, and I enjoyed it way too much.

    I beat the game.  Hopefully you can too.  Copies of this game are floating around on multiple platforms at the moment, including Windows.  Check it out, it’s worth at least one good run through.

    Posted by John @ 10:03 pm

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  • Friendly Floyd

    Actually, the whole House of the Dead series never took itself seriously, did it? (I remember learning that somewhere).

    Now that I see the kinds of phrases you type, I think I might want this game more than ever! And with my average 70-80 WPM, I would RULE.

  • Carlie

    AWESOME game. Full of win.

  • tce

    Heh, unfortunately the bad voice acting was there BEFORE the typing, while the game was still HOTD2.

    HOTD tries to take itself seriously but until about HOTD3 it failed miserably. So games like Typing of the Dead and HOTD Overkill are always welcome to provide some intentional hilarity.

  • elpenguino

    house of the dead’s voice acting is awful. sometimes i don’t know if they did it on purpose.
    “i think it’ll open if we shoot it”

  • Focus

    105wpm :D

  • http://www.weirdness.zoomshare.com TectonInd

    Like Casserole, that game appears to not be “Made of lose.”