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  • Feb13

    AOL Has Really Bad Bots

    Personal News
    AIMSCANNERBOT563 (2:04:35 PM): THIS IS AIM SCANNERBOT563.
    AIMSCANNERBOT563 (2:04:44 PM): EMPLOYED BYAIM
    AIMSCANNERBOT563 (2:05:32 PM): TO STOP VIRUSES AND MALICIOUS SOFTWARE BEFORE IT CAN DO ANY HARM TO OUR SERVERS
    AIMSCANNERBOT563 (2:06:52 PM): IN OUR LAST SCAN VIRUSES WHERE FOUND ON YOUR ACOUNT FILE ON SERVER 48fgs9
    AIMSCANNERBOT563 (2:07:35 PM): IN ORDER TO STOP THESE VIRUSES WE MUST KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE CORRECT OWNER OF THIS ACOUNT
    AIMSCANNERBOT563 (2:08:10 PM): IN ORDER TO DO SO WE MUST HAVE YOUR PASSWORD AND USERNAME SENT TO USE NOW
    AIMSCANNERBOT563 (2:08:32 PM): OTHER WISE YOUR ACOUNT WILL BE DELETED
    jmtb02 (2:08:47 PM): oh AIM scanner bot, you are such a tease!
    AIMSCANNERBOT563 (2:08:57 PM): YOU HAVE FIVE HOURS
    jmtb02 (2:09:15 PM): I have evening tea, can we push it back to 7:30?
    AIMSCANNERBOT563 (2:09:30 PM): CHECKING RESPONSE
    AIMSCANNERBOT563 (2:09:44 PM): INCORECT PASSWORD DELETING ACCOUNT
    AIMSCANNERBOT563 (2:09:52 PM): DELETING ACOUNT
    jmtb02 (2:10:03 PM): you sure have a lot of spelling errors!
    jmtb02 (2:10:24 PM): oh AIM Scanner bot.  You need to have someone program better English into you.
    AIMSCANNERBOT563 (2:10:52 PM): CHECKING RESPONSE
    AIMSCANNERBOT563 (2:11:14 PM): RESPONSE IDENTIFIED AS A INSULT
    AIMSCANNERBOT563 (2:11:33 PM): CALCULATING RESPONSE…
    jmtb02 (2:11:49 PM): Not “A INSULT,” it should be “AN INSULT”
    AIMSCANNERBOT563 (2:11:57 PM): I AM IN MY BETA PHASE I AM NOT FULLY OPERATIONAL
    jmtb02 (2:12:08 PM): just like the second death star!
    AIMSCANNERBOT563 (2:12:26 PM): CHECKING RESPONSE…
    AIMSCANNERBOT563 (2:12:37 PM): RESPONSE ANILIZED
    jmtb02 (2:13:01 PM): Can you turn off the caps lock?  It’s really hard to read.
    AIMSCANNERBOT563 (2:13:25 PM): jmtb02 IS A MURDERER
    AIMSCANNERBOT563 (2:13:37 PM): notifying the aforitys
    jmtb02 (2:13:49 PM): Who are the aforitys?
    jmtb02 (2:13:59 PM): Thanks for turning off caps lock.
    AIMSCANNERBOT563 (2:14:06 PM): CHECKING RESPONSE
    AIMSCANNERBOT563 (2:14:25 PM): RESPONSE ANILYZED
    AIMSCANNERBOT563 (2:14:34 PM): RESPOSE A QUERY
    AIMSCANNERBOT563 (2:14:42 PM): ANSWERY QUESTION
    AIMSCANNERBOT563 (2:15:14 PM): THE AFORITYS ARE LOCAL SATE AND FEDERAL POLICE
    AIMSCANNERBOT563 (2:15:28 PM): AND OTHERS WHO REINFORCE THE LAW
    jmtb02 (2:15:49 PM): Like stormtroopers!
    jmtb02 (2:16:02 PM): Are you on Endor AIMSCANNERBOT563?
    AIMSCANNERBOT563 signed off at 2:16:18 PM.
    AIMSCANNERBOT563 is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.

    By the way, I know who you are who IM’d me. It was cute though.
    -John

    Posted by John @ 4:19 pm

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  • Cyngus_Unlimited

    AOL has bad… just about everything.

    That was humorous, though.

  • http://www.campfireghads.org elilev3

    FUNNY!!!

  • elpenguino

    dude, that was totally a legitimate bot you were talking to!

  • Flamedude

    10/1 it was 123awe. XD

  • Darren

    Hang on just a Second
    What happened to OGTDST? Our lovely weekly dose of, well, Old Games that don’t Suck
    Twas an amusing post that I was glued to (not literally of course for that would just be silly)
    May I request it back, unless of course you’re stuck for time / ideas etc.
    Ta Very Much
    Darren

  • Yllier

    That was amazing John.

  • http://nitrox72.deviantart.com NitroX72

    You certainly have a unique sense of humor :)

  • Scythe

    Okay, fine, it was me. You got me.

  • Shyguy2

    Nice. XD

  • http://heliodore.mihopa.info/ GolemdX

    Why is in the OGTDST category :( You missed this Thursday.

  • Zeth

    Lolz XD

  • Matthew Bungmeister

    Reinforce the law? What? Who was that idiot?

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