Dear conspiracy theorists and angry review writers,
I have now received my FIFTH review stating that my game has an elephant in it therefore it is somehow tied to a political agenda. For you foreigners, the United States Republican Party is sometimes represented by an Elephant while the Democrats are represented by the Donkey. Ever since the politics of this presidential race kicked off people have been stepping hard on each others toes over political issues. I for one hate politics but will take exceptions to cases I don’t agree with. But otherwise if there’s something on my mind I won’t skirt the issue with something like this and I am definitely too tired of the media’s obsessive politics to ever get involved at the moment.
You have to try pretty hard to make my elephant games relate to politics. The closest you’ll probably get is the elephant being blue (that’s the colour of Republicans generally) and that he’s an elephant. But beyond that I’m puzzled that I am getting reviews such as “You’re just hating on Republicans and I’m tired of it” because I’m really not hating on anyone! If you knew anything about me I’m a pretty mellow guy who doesn’t really care all that much for getting overly crazy about these sorts of things. So for you guys trying to say, “You’re a Democrat who hates Republicans!” and “You’re a Republican pushing your party!” then you should take it easy. It’s hilarious I’m getting it from both sides, both of which think I’m pushing their respective parties down.
So enjoy your theories and complications of tiny little games! But please do not send me anymore emails or message/comment board posts. Thanks!
-John
February 4th, 2009 at 7:03 am
O.o wow john……….relly??…wow
February 4th, 2009 at 7:32 am
First comment!
Woah. Those conspiracy authors are idiots. They know that the symbol of the republitians is an elephant and are raging at this game just because it has an elephant. Hey you Democrat fanboys, now the elephant is an insult to you?! You know that you shouldn’t take poor elephants so hatefully. Besides, John here doesn’t plan to hate on anybody.
Even more stupid are the angry Republitians saying that this game is a signal of hate to the Republican Party as it has an elephant. The elephant is even the good guy of the game, I so don’t know why they should go that way. As I said above, jmtb02 doesn’t have any plans of hate to anybody.
February 4th, 2009 at 8:32 am
Lol
February 4th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
The url says i-am-not-part-of-the-democrat-agenda. Seems like you then changed the title
February 4th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
@Focus, haha yeah I realized that I got bad these notices from not just Republicans but Democrats as well so I forgot to change the permalink before launching the article. Too late now!
February 4th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Quick correction: DEMOCRATS are the blue party.
February 5th, 2009 at 7:36 am
Every documentary about elephants are republican, it’s quite a famous fact.
February 5th, 2009 at 8:48 am
What do the Libertarians say?
February 6th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Ridiculous, 3 games with the elephant, and people think it’s a conspiracy theory??? I’m sorry but that is just messed up.
February 7th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
It looks like my comment up there wasn’t the first after all.
February 10th, 2009 at 7:31 pm
fussy, fussy, fussy…
April 22nd, 2009 at 9:36 pm
[...] was going to be a donkey. I love donkeys, but unfortunately I have to pull myself away from the potential political mess a donkey could contrive given my relationship with elephants in video [...]
May 3rd, 2009 at 5:21 pm
I really don’t disrespect you for being apathetic about politics, but really? “Blue is generally the republican color”? Is that a serious statement? It’s always been the other way around
Regardless, I love elephants.