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My name is John and you found my website! I make Flash games and do other things. I have this website as a sort of homestead for myself and my work. Thanks for visiting :).

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  • TITOL3

    TITOL 3


  • Chuck the Sheep

    Chuck the Sheep


  • Coinbox Hero

    Coinbox Hero


  • Exit Path 2

    Exit Path 2


  • Soviet Rocket Giraffe

    Soviet Rocket Giraffe Go Go!


  • Elephant Quest

    Elephant Quest


  • Flock Together

    Flock Together


  • Treadmillasaurus Rex

    Treadmilla- saurus Rex


  • Anglebeat

    Anglebeat


  • Achievement Unlocked 2

    Achievement Unlocked 2


  • Exit Path

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  • Dec25

    Happy Holidays

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    Hi friends!

    Merry Christmas and happy holidays. I’m up near Seattle for Christmas this year with my future in-laws, having a snowy time. I’ll be in warm California soon, hope you all have a good holiday. Cheers!

    John

    Posted by John @ 4:40 pm

  • Flamedude

    MERRY CHRISTMAS! :D

  • kisler

    Merry Christmas! ^_^

  • SUPRA

    Merry Christmas! What presents did you have?

  • BRGamer

    See above three comments. :laughing:

  • RCS

    Merry Christmas John! :laughing: And hey, does anyone here know how to work around with a DS Action Replay? It's freaking hard. (I need Arceus though) Unrelated, I got Rockband 1,2, and GHWT for xmas, LOL. Also unrelated, this song RULES http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ejm6jn9AFA0&feature=PlayList&p=47157 2F7BF3F01BC&index=13&playnext=2&playnext_fro m=PL Still unrelated, Cyngus, if there's a war between you and Krisler, I'm with you unless Krisler gives me a cookie. ^^ Or, i'm with whoever can show me how to work with an Action Replay. (I'm in an exuberantly good mood YAY)

  • BRGamer

    I just noticed that AU is the best puzzle game on Kongregate.

  • ioio

    if this is the website that made dark cut use are fucking freaks

  • EvilRebel

    Welcome to jmtb02.com. Please refrain from trolling and using bad grammar as those rights belong exclusively to me. Enjoy your stay. -EvilRebel

  • RCS

    Yeah, EvilRebel is kind of a douche. (And the bag it came in) O_o

  • EvilRebel

    So RCS are you gonna STFU with or without a sword sticking out of your Pokemons back?

  • RCS

    I fail to see how you can stick a sword into a video game character's back.

  • [u]SarothCyngus

    Ok stop it, you two. Evilrebel, you uncannily pessimistic and apathetic. RCS, you're the biggest pokemon freak i've ever seen. [problem solved] Anyway, RCS, put this in your AR on Pokemon Pearl. I dug this up just for you- 94000130 FCFF0000 B21C4D28 00000000 B0000004 00000000 E0000B24 000000C8 000101C7 000101C6 000101C4 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 D2000000 00000000 Careful on counting the 0's. It gives you the 3 event items, including the Azure Flute. The rest is self explanetory.

  • EvilRebel

    A proper game should be fun without cheats

  • RCS

    Stop trying to sound smart, ER. I'd rather use a cheat than pay $80 to get something i'm named after. THANK YOU CYNGUS!!! :laughing:

  • EvilRebel

    Another problem with Pokemon. There are features which can't be unlocked in any acceptable way.

  • [u]SarothCyngus[/u]

    technically, there are nintendo events, but they cost a lot of money and time and are too many people go to them at the same time. Whereas, you can use an AR and get them within an hour.

  • EvilRebel

    Nintendo events are not categorized under acceptable way to unlock features. Having to use cheating tools aren't either. And don't make me mention Friend Codes ( woops! Too late).

  • Jacob

    What's so great about Fridays anyway? Everyone gets so jazzed about Fridays and weekends. Well, I get jazzed about Tuesdays at 3:02, both a.m. and p.m. More like, TGITATOT, I say. Thank God It's Tuesday at Three-Oh-Two. I usually just take a sip of lukewarm water and let loose for a few seconds. Speaking of which, how good is lukewarm water? It doesn't get the attention it deserves as a beverage. To expertly prepare a glass of lukewarm water, put a cup of water in the microwave for 19 seconds, then let it cool for about 3 minutes. If you start at 2:58, it should be perfect right about 3:02. For best results, finish before 3:16. After that, the "luke" is lost and it's just warm water. Gross! I've been staring at the screen for over 6 hours since I typed that last line up there. Just trying to think of something to type. And then I thought of writing about how long I had been staring at the screen. I counted all the pixels on my monitor. 1280 by 1024 is correct. At first I thought it was off by 9 pixels, but when I recounted they were all there. All 1310720 of 'em.

  • [u]SarothCyngus[/u]

    Hapy new year!! :laughing:

  • SUPRA

    HAPPY NEW YEAR!! [img]http://web.mit.edu/mollieb/Public/Pictures/Senior%20Year/June/pie.jpg[/img] Celebration pie at the ready.

  • SUPRA

    IMG tags don't work. Oh well, have the link: http://web.mit.edu/mollieb/Public/Pictures/Senior%20Year/June/pie.jpg

  • EvilRebel

    About time. You Americans are so slow.

  • RCS

    Evilrebel, Cyngus told me to tel you to shut up, listen to him or he'll kill you. Also, Arceus is the coolest thing ever! :laughing:

  • Jacob

    It's been raining a lot lately. If I were an only child, that would be a good thing. Just me, my journal, and a few unscented candles. Colored but unscented. Scented candles have always seemed unnatural to me. It's insulting to candle-kind to have those perfumey clones walking around, scenting things up. And where does all this leave poor incense? But I digress, back to the topic at hand. Rain. Rain would be great if I didn't have my brothers Low-Brow and No-Brow constantly trying to ruin my dreary day parade. I remember a particular event they held called "Bringin' the Rain Back 2 Tha Peeps!" in which a contraption was rigged up to funnel rain in through my window and over my bed where I had previously been enjoying a wonderfully lonely rain nap (or 'wet nap' as I sometimes call them). As you can probably imagine, the 'peeps' were not impressed. I AM excited about my bi-, sometimes tri-, monthly ritual of taking my journal out into the rain and writing poems as the ink bleeds down the page and becomes illegible. I see it as a sort of sacrifice by giving a very personal part of myself to the rain. That, and the pneumonia I always seem to get.

  • [u]SarothCyngus[/u]

    RCS, don't drag me into this. O_o

  • RCS

    Hey everyone! I'm gay.

  • EvilRebel

    Jacob does your every single post have to be an essay? Nobody reads them.

  • Xero

    After a long absence from the comment boards, I would like to say the following: 1. Happy Holidays. 2. Achievement Unlocked kicks ass. 3. Who is this Jacob person? Also, why does he seem to be so depressed? 4. Achievement Unlocked kicks way more ass than other recent games.

  • Jacob

    Wha?? nobody reads them? Don't you know how long they take me to type? I find them very awesome actually. The second one I wrote brought a tear to my eye. =') I grilled up some zucchini last night and, oh man, that was a good meal. Grilling vegetables by oneself on a George Foreman grill outside by the trashcans can be the most pleasant of dining experiences. It's like I always say, "Food should be consumed in the most depressing way possible." In other news, I have recently discovered that I can't jump.Gravity works real good on me.

  • EvilRebel

    Unless your stories involve images of 8 year olds naked and/or having sex, i'm not interested. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID SADISTIC ABUSIVE FUCKING WHORE.

  • Zeth

    Wow EvilRebel, you sound like you just described yourself quite accurately. And I don't see any problem with Jacob other than being quite off-topic.

  • Jacob

    Uhhh, okay EvilRebel! I mean I'm not a pedophile but I'll come up with something. 8 year olds huh? Don't worry, I will make a story that will please you, but might get me in trouble with the police…

  • EvilRebel

    That wasn't me. Someone is impersonating me. I swear. Seriously.

  • 10101

    When is Ball Revamped 6 comig out? I can't wait! :laughing: :smile: :laughing: :smile: :laughing:

  • RCS

    And someone was impersonaing ME up there, aand wouldn't be surprised if it was EvilRebel. He's always been a rotten little pessimist, he tries to make evryonefeel bad, and he takes pleasure in doing so. Just lee and never come back, ER. We won't miss you.

  • [u]SarothCyngus[/u]

    Eh, all online groups need an emo of some sort (No offense ER) Yeah, we need him. :tongue: Seriously though, quit impersonating eahc other and saying dumb things. I'm trying to watch NUMB3RS. [Best show ever]

  • EvilRebel

    I didn't impersonate you. I've only used 2 different names here, EGC and EvilRebel. Yes I shout out my opinion and yes I disagree with most players here at pretty much any point. However I don't throw out random insults. Maybe random nonsense now and then but no random insults. I always have some kind of point.

  • EvilRebel

    MY NAME IS…. SHAKE ZULAA, THE MIKE RULA, THE OLD SCHOOLA, YOU WANT A TRIP, I'LL BRING IT TO YA FRYLOCK AND I'M ON TOP, ROCK YOU LIKE A COP, MEATWAD, YOU'RE UP NEXT WITH YOUR KNOCK-KNOCK MEATWAD MAKE THE MONEY, SEE. MEATWAD GET THE HONEYS, G. DRIVIN IN MY CAR, LIVIN LIKE A STAR, ICE ON MY FINGERS AND MY TOES AND I'M A TAURUS. YEAH, CHECK CHECK IT, YEAH. CUZ WE ARE THE AQUA TEENS, MAKE THE HOMEYS SAY HO AND THE GIRLYS WANNA SCREAM. CUZ WE ARE THE AQUA TEENS, MAKE THE HOMEYS SAY HO AND THE GIRLYS WANNA SCREAM. AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE, NUMBER 1 IN THE HOOD, G.

  • [u]SarothCyngus[/u]

    Whoever you are, we appriciate the homage to the funniest show on TV, but please take it somewhere else.

  • SUPRA

    Is it me or jmtb02.com is getting popular on arguments?

  • RCS

    A) It appears so, SUPRA. B) If wr're doing ATHF now, dibs on Igniqnok (The green 8-bit guy, yeah I can't spell his name) And Err. :P Cyngus can be Frylock, case he's smart :P SUPRA can be Se cause… Well I don't know. :P Krisler can be Meatwad because I don't know who can be Meatwad. :P And ER can be Dr. Wierd cause he's Dr. Wired. :P