Hi there!

My name is John and you found my website! I make Flash games and do other things. I have this website as a sort of homestead for myself and my work. Thanks for visiting :).

Latest Projects

  • TITOL3

    TITOL 3


  • Chuck the Sheep

    Chuck the Sheep


  • Coinbox Hero

    Coinbox Hero


  • Exit Path 2

    Exit Path 2


  • Soviet Rocket Giraffe

    Soviet Rocket Giraffe Go Go!


  • Elephant Quest

    Elephant Quest


  • Flock Together

    Flock Together


  • Treadmillasaurus Rex

    Treadmilla- saurus Rex


  • Anglebeat

    Anglebeat


  • Achievement Unlocked 2

    Achievement Unlocked 2


  • Exit Path

    Exit Path


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  • Dec17

    Achievement Unlocked out!

    Flash Launch

    I find it completely amusing when people spend their entire lives not playing the game. We all do it, those little badges, button, trophies and other nick-nacks we get for beating games. Stickers in LittleBigPlanet, relics from Uncharted, little stars and ranks from CoD and Halo 3.

    I decided to parody all of that. Behold, a game where you do absolutely nothing but that! I call it Achievement Unlocked (remember I am holding off hosting my own stuff until I get onto the new site, things will be hosted locally soon -J).

    100 achievements to unlock, all featuring our favourite little blue elephant (or pink, if you know what to do). 1 level, no objectives, no special moves, enemies, bosses, or obstacles. Pure, unadulterated achievement metagaming.

    AND POLKA!

    Go play it :) .

    Posted by John @ 4:12 pm

  • dude

    wow first comment :smile:

  • Focus

    I feel this will be REALLY fun :D loading…

  • BRGamer

    3rd! Can't figure out how to change the color.

  • BRGamer

    nvm.You guys want a spoiler,tell me.

  • BRGamer

    Sorry for triple post.749 seconds.

  • Yllier

    Haha! Awesome game John!

  • Skit_L

    Sweet game, Only took 1161 seconds. Took FOREVER to figure out how to chnage the color

  • MichaelJWilliams

    Very fun. Kudos!

  • Mar

    HOW DO YOU CHANGE COLOR?

  • mar

    Sorry for double post. Beat the game (found out how to change color).

  • asdf1248

    No "code" for beating the game?!?! :sad:

  • BRGamer

    445 sec.

  • Focus

    I thought the same, asdf. Seems there's nothing to remember this time.

  • Explode

    Nice game. How do you change the color? (Besides pink) :wassat:

  • 10101

    Same here. :wassat: :wassat: :wassat:

  • RCS

    Awesome new game!!! :laughing: BTW Cyngus, your concert was yesterday, how'd it go? :wassat:

  • [u]SarothCyngus[/u]

    A) 206 seconds, though i admit that was my second time through, and i had figured out the codes. That elephant is CRAZY. B) [i]Punishing Soundwaves's[/i] concert was a complete sucess, and Grant will upload footage of it to YouTube shortly. I am going to enjoy this.

  • EvilRebel

    206 seconds is not possible. One of the achievements requires you to play for 300 seconds.

  • 10101

    Still… WHAT IS THE CODES??? Plz?

  • Sammy_Boy

    320 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You do not have to play for 300 seconds evilrebel. srry saroth. :angry: :smile:

  • henny123

    The only ones i can't do are Programmers Credit and Too much Contra. I've tried nearly everything! :crying:

  • 10101

    For god's sake, can anyone tell me how to change the elefant's color? (By the way, type jmtb02a to get Programmers Credit and too much contra.) :wink:

  • cjfjcjfjc

    so, SarothCyngus, worst player ever at BRIII:Andromeda, I got EXACTLY 200.0!!!!

  • 10101

    Yes, I got all of the Acivments! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: