I find it completely amusing when people spend their entire lives not playing the game. We all do it, those little badges, button, trophies and other nick-nacks we get for beating games. Stickers in LittleBigPlanet, relics from Uncharted, little stars and ranks from CoD and Halo 3.
I decided to parody all of that. Behold, a game where you do absolutely nothing but that! I call it Achievement Unlocked (remember I am holding off hosting my own stuff until I get onto the new site, things will be hosted locally soon -J).
100 achievements to unlock, all featuring our favourite little blue elephant (or pink, if you know what to do). 1 level, no objectives, no special moves, enemies, bosses, or obstacles. Pure, unadulterated achievement metagaming.
AND POLKA!
Go play it
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