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My name is John and you found my website! I make Flash games and do other things. I have this website as a sort of homestead for myself and my work. Thanks for visiting :).

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    Elephant Quest


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    Flock Together


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    Achievement Unlocked 2


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  • Dec04

    Hey everyone,

    Last week I got wicked sick after Thanksgiving when I went to an unmentionable food location and consumed nearly 2 pounds of chili and hot dogs. I got really bad food poisoning and ended up nearly throwing up my lungs in the process (or at least it felt like it).

    It’s been a strange, slow recovery. The vomiting has stopped but I still feel drained, tired, and jittery. It’s as if my body has just rejected everything I have thrown at it.

    I don’t usually feel this sick but this week it’s just been awful. I typically get sick for a day or two, but never food poisoning and anything like that. It’s not stress or anything, just a strange flu.

    Dark Cut 3 launched a few weeks ago, and I forgot to update the “Hey update this later” section. Dark Cut 3 was a long, tedious, amazingly difficult project to tackle. It was my largest and most complex project to date, requiring a massive amount of nitty gritty editing, reediting, and rereediting to get it to where I wanted it. Although I probably didn’t reach the solid peak of awesome (I tried really hard though!) it was a good showing, and I liked how it turned out. It was getting pretty nitpicky by the end.The new website, as always, takes longer than expected! My deadlines, even 4 years later, are never met! All the data from the site is moved over but the forums are just not quite there yet. I’m not a php/mysql programmer and it’s all very foreign ground to me, so getting it working and working right is quite a challenge (I’m having fun with it though).

    Things I’m working on:

    Archery Game – Probably not what you think, but it was this interesting idea I came up with once at work. Should be out either this week or early next week.

    Platformer Game – Should be out sometime this month.

    Red 2 Animation – Yes, I’m still working on it.

    The Website – Still chugging along!

    Anything not listed here is either getting worked on as soon as one of these other things goes away, but the RPG and other projects are still in line. I’m always busy, always working… so it’s not like I’m just sitting on my butt writing a long news post about it (or maybe I am because I feel sick and have no energy to do anything else!).

    Hope everyone is getting a good kickstart to their holiday season.

    -J

    Posted by John @ 3:09 am

  • mice32

    jmtb02, you are best! :smile:

  • Flamedude

    Dang, food poisioning. Yay more games and red pt. 2! (second)

  • master_dino

    Any one, please help me with AS3 buttons too?

  • Del

    jmtb02, amazing job on Dark Cut 3!loved everything about it. Can't wait for the platformer and Red 2, and hope you're feeling better!

  • Xero

    You shouldn't work too hard if you're sick, just relax for a couple of days. Although I am excited about all this new stuff…

  • SUPRA

    Do you feel better right now? Archery game? Hmmm…

  • Zeth

    Take it easy, John, we can wait a few more days while you recover. Be sure to laugh at some stupid TV show, it really makes ya feel better. :)

  • Caleb

    Hope you feel better, your stuff rocks! Anyway, I'm a PHP/mySQL programmer. Shoot me an e-mail sometime if you'd like to collaborate.

  • SUPRA

    Today's the day. Hmm. For what? New game?? :laughing:

  • [u]SarothCyngus[/u]

    Today's my birthday. ^_^ :laughing:

  • armadillosnacks

    Happy D-day…I mean B_day! :tongue: :tongue:

  • Xero

    Only two weeks away from Christmas, huh? I personally would not like that. Still, many happy returns.

  • RCS

    *insert lame joke here*