Hi there!

My name is John and you found my website! I make Flash games and do other things. I have this website as a sort of homestead for myself and my work. Thanks for visiting :).

Latest Projects

  • TITOL3

    TITOL 3


  • Chuck the Sheep

    Chuck the Sheep


  • Coinbox Hero

    Coinbox Hero


  • Exit Path 2

    Exit Path 2


  • Soviet Rocket Giraffe

    Soviet Rocket Giraffe Go Go!


  • Elephant Quest

    Elephant Quest


  • Flock Together

    Flock Together


  • Treadmillasaurus Rex

    Treadmilla- saurus Rex


  • Anglebeat

    Anglebeat


  • Achievement Unlocked 2

    Achievement Unlocked 2


  • Exit Path

    Exit Path


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  • Oct25

    A Gross Underestimation

    Site News

    Let’s just say I was a bit shocked by a recent discovery.

    I’m in the process of moving the site from one server to another to optimize the website.

    Here I am, installing the new forum into the new website location. Everything is going well, until I hit the mySQL > Export (mySQL is where all the Forum posts for the site is located), and it generates a 260 MB file. Okay, I can *almost* deal with that. I then go and Export the forum attachments and images… 600 MB?! 700 MB!? Wholly cripes!

    Suddenly realizing I have to move an ENTIRE GB worth of forum data safely somehow, I decided to call off this party. I am not that web-savvy to be moving GB’s worth of data. It takes a few minutes just to upload a Flash file (3 MB), how was I supposed to move that much data?

    I’m going to have to think about how to do this the best way. Our forums can’t suffer another crash or misstep, and to just throw everything at a new website without taking the right steps is not okay in my eyes. So until I figure that out or until I can hire someone who’s a professional at moving incredible amounts of data, I am going to take a breather here.

    Forums are back open until then.

    Posted by John @ 5:29 pm

  • SUPRA

    Attachments in GBs?!?! Man, the things that I can discover when the site is moving. :tongue:

  • Bran

    If it's for a new site, I can deal with another forum crash. Come to think of it, why not just make a separate server for the forums?

  • EvilRebel

    Why not just take your time and move those data? Shutting down the site for a day or two isn't that bad.

  • ASSASIN

    Over A GB???????(WTF????) if only U had A comp Like Mine……You Could Move 2GB In In Like 5-7sec….. :wassat:

  • ASSASIN

    Too Bad Huh……. :crying: :crying: :crying: (BTW:SRY FOR THE DOUBLE POST)(oops…had Caps On…. :wassat:………lol?)

  • xxshady

    A GB isn't that much, usually takes like 10 secs to transfer it… >___>

  • EvilRebel

    Come on I download files with a size of a GB or more all the time. I can usually do it in 2-4 hours with my 1Mbps connection. You are transferring this amount of data between webservers capable of sending and receiving data from hundreds of visitors at once.

  • RCS

    My computer is reasonable… It's about 20MB per minute. I could handle 700MB no problem as long as I had my DS beside me. :tongue:

  • EvilRebel

    Hey what happened to switching during the weekend?

  • SUPRA

    ER – It got stopped until John is able to find an expert in data movement. After all, we don't want another crash, specially after more than 2 years in the right path.

  • MLOC

    Maby John shouldnt move the rot section.

  • EvilRebel

    Hey has anyone noticed that ZB released a new track 2-3 hours ago?

  • armadillosnacks

    He called you an "A+" fan :tongue:

  • SUPRA

    Armadillo – Yeah, I also noticed that. It's good that ZB knows he has an A+ fan. Makes Cyngus feel… noticed. :laughing:

  • RCS

    Cyngus is a music nerd nyah nyah ne nyah nyah. :laughing:

  • [u]SarothCyngus[/u]

    And a damn proud one. :wink:

  • RCS

    OBAMA PWNZ0RZ :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

  • FLASHBACK

    eeeerrrrrrrrrrr…

  • EvilRebel

    Well it was High Murder Chance and Unknown Name vs High Death By Age Chance and Complete Idiot

  • SUPRA

    Have you noticed that this comment list is pretty much dying? What if we talk about things we ABSOLUTELY LOVE?Like pizza?

  • йцу

    ее

  • SUPRA

    Ee what? Spam alert? -snap! :wassat:

  • EvilRebel

    Pepperoni FTW

  • Straf

    Cheese!!!

  • armadillosnacks

    cheese! why would you get cheese when you can have cheese with meat!!!

  • starfly

    DARK CUT 3 IS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Xero

    yes Yes YES!!!!! Playing it right away!

  • SUPRA

    Yer wut the heck… is DC3 up already? I don't see any sign of it being finished. In fact, I don't even see it in the Games page or in the latest releases. …? :wassat:

  • EvilRebel

    Like always John uploads the game a long time after everywhere else. You can play it on NG and AG

  • SUPRA

    Nevermind, I just played it. It was shorter than I expected, but it was A.W.E.S.O.M.E!! Review coming tomorrow, since it's my bedtime right now.

  • armadillosnacks

    The computer is that stupid!!?? to try and kill you after he watched you save people! well it was still awesome. :laughing:

  • maverick

    i just read about your dilema. is zipping/compressing your files not an option? oh, and btw: i played your dark cut games, they ROCK!

  • SUPRA

    I SUCK! REALLY BAD! HA!