Hi there!

My name is John and you found my website! I make Flash games and do other things. I have this website as a sort of homestead for myself and my work. Thanks for visiting :).

Latest Projects

  • TITOL3

    TITOL 3


  • Chuck the Sheep

    Chuck the Sheep


  • Coinbox Hero

    Coinbox Hero


  • Exit Path 2

    Exit Path 2


  • Soviet Rocket Giraffe

    Soviet Rocket Giraffe Go Go!


  • Elephant Quest

    Elephant Quest


  • Flock Together

    Flock Together


  • Treadmillasaurus Rex

    Treadmilla- saurus Rex


  • Anglebeat

    Anglebeat


  • Achievement Unlocked 2

    Achievement Unlocked 2


  • Exit Path

    Exit Path


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  • Oct13

    Hi everyone!

    So maybe the news section isn’t so closed. I have had so much going on recently I had to make an update or else face the consequences with a 5 page news post in a couple weeks.

    So this weekend was supposed to be the “big move” over to the server. Sadly, I am not quite done yet, and I forgot my girlfriend is coming in this weekend, so that would be a TERRIBLE way for her to spend the weekend with me. So I am moving it to the following weekend. Stay tuned!

    Second, I just completed the MS Ride from Irvine, CA to San Diego, CA, and I am pretty gosh darn proud of myself! I rode 100 miles with my boss (Dan) from Armor Games and a few of his buddies. We even had Armor Games jerseys special-printed for the ride! Pictures to come, don’t worry! I looked hot (maybe if you like tall-skinny guys in biking jerseys). But the best part of this ride was knowing I was doing it for a good cause. Accomplishing my own goals and supporting a cause for others at the same time is pretty much the most awesome thing on earth.

    Third, Hedgehog Launch made it onto the BBC again, on the show Click Online! They previously featured Ball Revamped a few odd years ago, and I am so excited to see another TV promo! Yippee! Thanks to the keen-eyed forum members for this one!

    And finally, Dark Cut 3. Totally in production right now. Stay tuned. Lots of surgeries.

    -John

    Posted by John @ 3:39 pm

  • Focus

    Too many unfinished games John :P

  • SUPRA

    Aw dang, missed first comment. Anyways, that was a long ride. And I understand why the big move will be by my birthday's time. You don't want your girlfriend to be annoyed at you. Finally, DC3. I SOOO can't wait for this game…

  • EvilRebel

    Girlfriend? Come on we all know that you are a little lonely geeky virgin.

  • Flamedude

    4th. Sigh, DC3. What about the RPG?

  • Xero

    Dark Cut 3 needs badges on Kongregate. I'm not sure but when I asked for BR badges they said something about the API not being implemented properly or something like that. So… could you implement the API properly so Dark Cut 3 can have badges? What with all the achievements you're putting in your games nowadays, they'd make really good badges. So THAT'S why there were a bunch of posts in the live updates about bike riding! How long did it take you to ride 100 miles? If you guys feel that my post is too long, then yours are probably just too short.

  • mice32

    I think Dark Cut 3 MUST'T BE ONLY in Kongregate. If it will be in Kongregate we couldn't download this game. In Kongregate games protected WERY, WERY good! So, it must be on JMTB02 site and in Armor Games and optionally in Kongregate. And about Hedgehog Launch: what means 11294? And why I must it remember?

  • Crazy Hand (definetly [u]NOT[/u] RCS)

    All teh Bal Revmpd gamez n33d badgez 0n kongr3g4te, cos a bnch of ur othr gamez du but not Bal Revmpd. For secnd Fry n Frestrm n33d badgez tu. I AMZ TEH 1337 CRAZY HAND YAYZ!!1!!11!!one

  • [u]SarothCyngus[/u]

    GOD, I have no time to myself anymore. I'm surprised i've found time to make this comment. Several things happened over the week- 1. I made a flash animation for school, which took a long time 2. I've been self-teaching myself flash 3. I fully designed my Sonic fancharacter, Revalance, and… 4. I got Sonic Gems Collection AND Sonic Mega Collection. Estimated number of hours wasted on classic sonic games- 71. SGC has Sonic CD on it, which is not only my favorite sonic game, but it's theme song is Sonic Boom- My favorite song in the series.

  • SUPRA

    Well how don't I know that the Crazy Hand is just an alter of RCS's? Come on, the "definetly NOT RCS" part just gave it all away. You need more experience in making alters. Well, Cy, at least you're not gone, eh? BTW, considering that I'm Mewtwo and you're Rayquaza, then given the conclusions, I'm stronger than you. :P

  • RCS

    Lol Supra the "definetly NOT RCS" thing was a joke. And I said before, Mewtwo may be stronger, but Rayquaza ia WAY more badass. :tongue: And, lmao, the security code down here has "MSN" in it.

  • EvilRebel

    Nice SUPRA. Thanks for explaining what none of us knew.

  • SUPRA

    Perhaps everybody knows already…

  • EvilRebel

    Digging monkeys out of subwoofer instructionsbook. Yeah I'm a random spammer. Just temporary forgot it.

  • [u]SarothCyngus[/u]

    MOTHER 3 RULES. :wink:

  • kisler

    YES IT DOES. This is a comment.

  • SUPRA

    NO IT DOESN'T. This is a… random statement that no one will care? In other news, today is my birthday!!

  • [u]SarothCyngus[/u]

    Yes it does, though Mother 2 was even better. Ness rules. :tongue:

  • EvilRebel

    Nintendo sucks. Only SSB(M/B) is worth playing.

  • RCS

    Nintendo does not suck, you satan worshipper. :angry:

  • Carlie

    Forgot about your girlfriend eh? Hmph! :tongue:

  • EvilRebel

    BTW are you gonna get Flash CS4 anytime soon, John?

  • SUPRA

    ER – BLEH, Flash CS(whatever) only serves to complicate things. I myself tried it, and it had many glitches, as well as getting it free ONLY for 30 days. Adobe went completely down on that. He probably has Macromedia Flash or FlashDevelop. If he has Adobe Flash, I'm just pwning myself. BTW, since when games like Super Mario Galaxy suck?!?!

  • EvilRebel

    You do realize that Macromedia [i]is[/i] Adobe?

  • RCS

    Yeah, but Flash Pro 8 beats the hell out of CS3/CS4.

  • EvilRebel

    And the fact that ActionScript 3 offers more than twice the performance that AS2 does is completely irrelevant?

  • RCS

    ActionScript = CS3/CS4? :wassat:

  • EvilRebel

    ActionScript is the programming language in Flash. Flash 8 uses AS2. AS3 is the newest version only available with CS3 or newer (if you are using Fl player 8 and can't run a flash application it's because it's programmed in AS3).

  • [u]SarothCyngus[/u]

    I have Flash 8 that uses AS3. I can run, make, test, and debug the animations. Flash 8 can use AS3. The more recent versions of Flash 8 use AS3. I know all of this, and this is coming from an ametur animator. :laughing:

  • SUPRA

    SarothCyngus – Yeah, well… I'm possibly more amateur than you and I already know a lot more things. For example, that FlashDevelop exists, and it beats the hell out of Flash 8/CS3.

  • [u]SarothCyngus[/u]

    I've known that. But I couldn't find FD so I settled for Flash 8, which, though it is FBF, I am getting to love. Flash deveolpment is like a big rock. It's easy to know about, hard to get, hard to crack, but satisfying once you crack it. Kisler, you can put that in your quotes.

  • EvilRebel

    You are one of those guys going to war on horses because you don't know how to use a tank?

  • SUPRA

    EvilRebel – Sometimes, you have to fight and win with the weakest weapon.