Hi there!

My name is John and you found my website! I make Flash games and do other things. I have this website as a sort of homestead for myself and my work. Thanks for visiting :).

Latest Projects

  • TITOL3

    TITOL 3


  • Chuck the Sheep

    Chuck the Sheep


  • Coinbox Hero

    Coinbox Hero


  • Exit Path 2

    Exit Path 2


  • Soviet Rocket Giraffe

    Soviet Rocket Giraffe Go Go!


  • Elephant Quest

    Elephant Quest


  • Flock Together

    Flock Together


  • Treadmillasaurus Rex

    Treadmilla- saurus Rex


  • Anglebeat

    Anglebeat


  • Achievement Unlocked 2

    Achievement Unlocked 2


  • Exit Path

    Exit Path


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Chuck the Sheep
  • Apr22

    AWESOME CONTEST GO GO GO!!!We have recently released Obsessive Compulse Tournament Pack to Armor Games for a contest of massive proportions! We are not giving away just stickers this time, we’re giving away I-Pod Shuffles and Ball Revamped balls and cool pieces of paper with my name and your name on it to the best players on the web (Grammar Check: 34 infractions found).The game is 30 new levels and they are meant to kick your butt… seriously. These are the hardest levels we could come up with and they are not going to let you down easily.Good luck to my site members, I hope you represent the home turf and go submit the best score!+++Contest Info!+++Obsessive Compulse Tournament Pack

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    This post was written by John on Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008. He has 476 posts on this blog.

  • Apr19

    Spectrum Genesis is online! Based on a game from my childhood, this game requires strategy, wit, and a finesse for hitting the A and S key.The game is finally up on this site after I was tired and burned out from making this game. I worked really hard on it, and there is some extra polish than usual. When I was making this game I was working on four games at the same time! Now I am just working on three :) .So enjoy! Try to get every dot, I dare you :) .So the current game list:> RPG (yes, I’m still working on it)> Text-based adventure (yes, it is going to happen soon most likely)> Secret Project (because there should always be one)Thanks to everyone who also contributed their research to the “Where does John’s site not work” study, I am using this data to try to work out what I can do to possibly resolve this.

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    This post was written by John on Saturday, April 19th, 2008. He has 476 posts on this blog.

  • Apr17

    I’ve been getting varied reports that my website is starting to get blocked at schools and workplaces. Has anyone been getting blocked? If so, what blocking system are they using (websense, etc)?I am trying to get a feeling for why my site is getting blocked. Thanks!BTW this website as of today is ranked #35,422 in the world, which is it’s best ever (beyond the strange peak in 2004 for Ball Revamped 2). As it gets more noticed it starts to get angry web admins locking it down, thinking that my games are not completely educational or related to work somehow… which we all know is a lie.

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    This post was written by John on Thursday, April 17th, 2008. He has 476 posts on this blog.

  • Apr02

    Well that was a spot of fun. April Fools Day is always a time to relax our inhibitions and pretty much spam the site with ridiculous content.In case you missed it, I released Light Cut as the April Fools gag. It’s the lighter side of surgery, so to speak :) .I also kind of ran over the release of Compulse, which is another physics-based game that is similar to TBA. It’s a lot of fun, and there are several different ways to beat each level… try to shoot for the lowest par scores!Enjoy your day!

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    This post was written by John on Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008. He has 476 posts on this blog.

  • Apr01

    TOO MUCH FRIVOLITY ON THIS APRIL 1ST. I HAVE DECIDED TO TAKE A STAND BY ISSUING ONE OF THE MOST DEPRESSING GAMES I HAVE EVER MADE. ENJOY YOUR SORROW AND GLOOM.PLAY LIGHT CUT

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    This post was written by John on Tuesday, April 1st, 2008. He has 476 posts on this blog.

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