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My name is John and you found my website! I make Flash games and do other things. I have this website as a sort of homestead for myself and my work. Thanks for visiting :).

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  • Elephant Quest

    Elephant Quest


  • Flock Together

    Flock Together


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  • Dec10

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    * Did you know that a Gamma Distribution is a continuous random variable with a probability density function of f(x; alpha, beta) =( i/(beta^alpha x Gamma function(alpha)) ) * x ^(alpha -1) * e^(-x/beta) only if x >= 0, other wise 0?* Expect Mr. Walters Grand Excursion some time next week :) . The artwork is starting to be put in!* Expect this website to have all it’s new features January First! Returning finally are the archives, a robust xhtml/php platform, and plenty of tidbits of fixes (including getting rid of the pesky Flash navigation!).* Expect a new secret project brewing in the next few months. Bug Tastylamp, he’s working on it with me :D .* What do you want for Christmas?

    Posted by John @ 4:28 pm

  • ArisingFlame

    1)68 :P 2) That's awesome! I'm glad things are going quickly! 3) Sweetness! I'm excited 4) Hey Tasty… =) 5) I want Rock Band, now that I have a 360 =P And a few 360 games

  • pizza guy

    1) It's too bad the name wasn't changed 2) It's good there is a site update coming up 3) What could the secret project be: ball revamped, four second sequal, a super tage rampage (he has been messing with it) or something else entirely………..hm?

  • [U] Cyngus Unlimited [/U]

    1)What? 2) so it's going to be MWGR, or are you changing it? 3)And the animations page? :wassat: 4)BRVI? :wassat: 5)WII, WII, WII! OMG WII!! WIIIIIIIIIII!!!WI! WII! did I mention the Wii? :wassat:

  • RCS

    How do we contact TL? On a side note, I have a few guesses on what project X is… -Ball Revamped 6 -Dark Cut 3 -Luminara 2 -Artext 2 (One I want most, a :wink: to Cyggy) -A sequel for Argent Burst, Spin Doctor, Elipsis, or Tage Rampage. I know you're a sucker for sequels, Johnny. :wink:

  • GolemdX

    ARGH, jmtb02 isn't doing BR6! He obviously won't do dark cut three so soon, artext was cool, but he's into games now. Mr. Walter's Grand Excursion IS the sequel for Tage Rampage, Argent Burst 2 would be way too soon, and Luminara, Spin Doctor, and Ellipsis, don't need sequels. On the other hand… Great job with the game!

  • Focus

    Totally agree with GolemdX. And if it's a secret project with TL, that is not related to ArmorGames, I'm happy to see the jmtb02 studios are back :D

  • RubixNerd

    For Christmas I want the animations page. ^^

  • sycllo

    1. umm… yea i knew that… *cough* 2. sweet 3. awesomeness 4. cooliozz 5. an iTunes gift card :tongue:

  • SpaceWalker

    Well, they're gonna be an upgrade on jmtb02 on the new year. Sweet. :tongue: And you still haven't thought of a name for Bunny Game? My faves: Bappity Rabbity Rabbit Rebel Rabbit Rampage Ballistic Bunny(the best) And me wants a cool shooting game for Christmas! :laughing:

  • Ultima22

    What do I want for christmas? One of those ball revamped squishies!!

  • RubixNerd

    I forgot to mention, obviously John is making BRIV with TastyLamp for the Wii.

  • EGC

    * I prefer Delta. Delta sounds cool. * About time. You havent used so much time on a project since BRV. * Happy new year then. And dont forget the animations page. * Expect thousands of people asking about what it is. * Let me see… Pizza, Pizza, Pizza, Burgers, Pizza, A M16A2 for suicide, Pizza, Ammo for the M16A2, Instructions for the M16A2, Pizza AND THAT #@%&# ANIMATIONS PAGE!!!!!!!!

  • SUPRA

    1)??? :wassat: 2)Way to go, Johnny! I was tired of the damn waiting… :wink: 3)AWESOME!!! Killing off the annoying swf-navigation system is surely a good idea! (and don't forget of the animations page, it's been under construction for a whole year, and I STILL want to check out Artext) 4)BR6?! FOUR SECOND FLANNEL?! I CAN'T WAIT TO FIND OUT!! 5)A new game for my PSP. I'm into getting Sonic Rivals 2, since I already own Sonic Rivals 1 and it's awesome (that, if NFS Pro Street isn't at the stores yet, because I love NFS!!)

  • wire

    what do we want for christmas (and have wanted ever since part one came out) Red Pt 2

  • Fishsicles

    1. Wow. I have never done actionscript (Im a JAVA fanboy myself) but that looks… harsh. 2. W00t! 3. W00t! 4. IF if is another Four Second game OR ESPECIALLY BR IV, i demand that you tell us. *Insert corny half-joking threat here* 5. Spill #4. And Supreme Commander Forged Alliance. I have a drive to crash my laptop.

  • mx781

    Some of you are thinking on the right track. :)

  • Focus

    Lots of n00bs here. First, it should be Ball Revamped VI not IV, that's 4, learn some maths. Also, it's easy to discover the secret project. Is it too hard to type http://www.tastylamp.net?

  • Straf

    I want you to consider sending me some kind of a birthday e-mail or something, b-day's the 8th, come on john, u rock!

  • Lou

    1 question: In DarkCut, HOW THE HECK DO YOU AIM THE STAKE ON THE VAMPIRE THING? I cant do it! :crying: please answer back

  • SUPRA

    Focus – No, but how do we get to know the project already if it's secret???!! Duuuuuhhh!

  • Zesty Taco Salsa

    IV is 4. VI is 6

  • Zesty Taco Salsa

    Oh chute wait a sec… *studies comments page* oh, ok, just ignore that 1st comment i posted

  • Zesty Taco Salsa

    what??!!!ummm *studies comments again* OK then just forget that comment and…oh, screw it!

  • kirby

    THE PROJECT IS NOT BR!!!! tastylamp so informed us forumites last night, therefore, from what mx said, i propose it is a new FSF

  • EGC

    1. It's suppose not propose. 2. Why do you all keep thinking that it's a sequel? Tastylamp and JMTB02 haven't made a collab project before and the first collab will most likely be a mix of their two game styles.

  • SUPRA

    Interesting idea, EGC. Maybe it's a game that mixes the 2 styles and will be one of the BEST EVER! But what the heck, if it's a secret, why not to talk about it in 2008?

  • kirby

    EGC, it is propose as i was PROPOSING that it was a new fsf, and if that is so EGC, then why is it, why did mx say something, when no one PROPOSED that idea?

  • EGC

    Propose can be one of following: 1. Another word for suggest 2. "Will you marry me?" Suppose however is another word for believe or guess or something like that. The project was planned by Tastylamp and John before you heard about it and suggestions like that it should be a new FSF would be stupid. That leave us with two possibilities: 1. You are gonna marry FSF 2. You used propose instead of suppose.