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  • Dec06

    Ball Revamped Balls… In Real Life

    Site News

    Well, it finally happened. Squishy balls of a Ball Revamped proportion have been made! They will be sold in the Armor Games store shortly after the new Armor Games site goes live. Good thing too, because I have no way of really selling them here on this site.2.2″ in diameter, and squishy to the extreme, these things are just about the most awesome thing I think I have ever seen. What’s amazing is that I can squish them while playing Ball Revamped, because that game can stress me out.Wow, so four years ago I didn’t even have a website, now I have my own toy… things have definitely been moving quickly!

    Posted by John @ 4:00 pm

  • mx781

    Awesome! :laughing:

  • josh

    :laughing: Woo!! i love that game, i've always been dreaming of this day. oh.. thank you.

  • Keeper of the Triforce

    These are awesome!!! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

  • [U] Cyngus Unlimited [/U]

    How do we buy one? Armor games is revamping (Get it, revamped) it's website? Ball Revamped has come this far? Your own game can stress you out? (Boss of BRIV?) AWESOME! I've told a lot of my freinds at school about Ball Revamped, too. Most of them love it! :laughing:

  • Punisher

    Joel–RACEBANDIT!, Can you send me one? for free? please? :3

  • Cvgoldensun

    Bam! i want one! that is so awesome!

  • Flamedude

    YAAAAAAAAAAY BR SQUISHY BALLS!

  • Focus

    If you ship it, I have no problem in buying one or two.

  • kevin

    Can't wait for somebody to enect BR IRL.

  • kirby

    hey! awesome, how much are they gonna cost? you should give a free one to all of your forum goers with over 50 posts:D how much will they cost?

  • PDSpicer

    HOLY $H!T!!! that is the coolest thing i have ever seen, without a doubt. OMG!!!

  • goronhead

    epic win.

  • Fish

    a marketing triumph. DO they come by the tonne? *so im an american who likes metric. shoot me*

  • gavin

    hello im :smile: :tongue: :laughing: :smile: :tongue: :laughing: :smile: :tongue: :laughing: :wink: huh?

  • gavin

    please! make more! i love the bosses in game 3!! chapter 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :smile:

  • SpaceWalker

    :laughing: :tongue: :laughing: :tongue:YAAAAAAAAAAAYY! BR plushes!(:tongue:) I'm gonna call 'em Squish'ems!

  • interpolarity

    how much are they?

  • NitroX72

    John says they're gonna be about $2-3. BR STRESS BALLS FTW!

  • renzoljd

    I've even see those at DeviantART!

  • Straf

    Im totally gettin one after christmas.

  • EGC

    I guess that it's not available yet. My guess is that Armorgames is about to get redesigned. Of new features there will be an online store and do I need to say more?

  • anvilcomix

    i cant believe it…THIS IS SWEET! (drool)

  • pat

    That won't be available in Canada I guess

  • SUPRA

    The Ball Revamped balls in real life?! Awesome! That will be certainly a successful product in the online stores, I bet! And remember that in September 2004 you maked your own website, 7 months later you became famous for your games! :wink:

  • csd

    That's just plain awesome.

  • ijh cs3v4e

    :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :smile: :smile: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :smile: :wink:

  • Fireball Metroid

    No offense but WHAT IS SO COOL ABOUT THEM :wassat:

  • Admiral N

    These are going to sell. So. Fast.

  • Prph

    Want…one…so badly. Can't wait for Armor Games to finish up :crying:

  • EGC

    Fireball Metroid these guys are geeks who spent 4 hours each day playing ball revamped. They always wanted to touch the ball with their hands. And this is their chance.

  • BRGamer

    Grrrrr…….. :angry:

  • [U] Cyngus Unlimited [/U]

    *Ahem* I do more than play Ball Revamped 4 hours a day… There are 1 billion games out there on the internet waiting to be found, and I must find them! And I also run cross country. :wink:

  • kirby

    egc, unconstructive criticism, your insults could at least be true, like, we are obsessed fans who need to get a life, jerk

  • RCS

    GO F*** YOURSELF, ECG. :angry:

  • juggler

    you could use them to juggle too! i want 3+

  • EGC

    WOOOOO NEW RECORD. I have never been hated so much on the internet before. Anyway you all want one of those balls. But they are not useful for games like basket and soccer etc. All you can do with them is to squish them when you are upset (like you are on me now :smile: ) which can also be done with your old teddy bear or with random squishy balls bought 5 for 2$. You only want these balls because they look like the hero from your favorit online game.

  • elpenguino

    I NEED ONE OF THESE free one please? or two… or twenty…

  • Pufje

    I defenitly like the idea, and i sometime stess out on that game to so I'll be your costumer :wink:

  • SSBB

    i cant beleive everyone is getting so worked up about inflated ball revamped balls……. :wassat:

  • SSBB

    i cant beleive everyone is getting so worked up about inflated ball revamped balls……. :wassat:

  • SSBB

    oops sory i said that twice