Hi there!

My name is John and you found my website! I make Flash games and do other things. I have this website as a sort of homestead for myself and my work. Thanks for visiting :).

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  • Oct13

    I change my site around a lot, and I don’t know if I do it because I am finicky or because my website and graphics skills improve quickly with the years. But anyway, the site is looking a bit different today, and will continue to as I move towards updating the graphics and the style of the site. The site will remain true to the Elixir Lite upgrade it received a while back, but will get a few minor fixes here and there that I can now fix.A new feature I always wanted is the dynamic “What’s coming up” meter, which shows what I am currently working on and how far along it is. I finally was able to code it, and it now appears above the navigation. The navigation has always been a tricky thing as well, so I have made a simple Flash navigation that is prone for upgrades and easy fixes.The rest of the site still looks like the old site, and the animations page is STILL not up (shhhhh don’t tell anyone) but all-in-all, it’s nice being able to fix the site again.Now that brings up the question. What would YOU like the see on the site? How do you like the upgrades thus far?

    Posted by John @ 10:16 pm

  • Xero

    Great idea, neB! Why didn't I think of that? Again, not sarcasm.

  • PDSpicer

    Yo, there used to be a downloads page, maybe after the site construction is finished he'll bring that back

  • Fireball Metroid

    hey i got an idea for people that have a nintendo wii maybe if the game uses the mouse only like scribble then there could be a nintendo wii page

  • Xero

    Dark Cut would be awesome on the Wii…

  • [U] Cyngus Unlimited [/U]

    Alright John!!! Twiddle those thumbs!!! And i agree, DC on Wii would be awesome… that is, if I had a Wii… Oh well. =P

  • Xero

    ONE HUNDRED PERCENT, BUT NOT ON THE SITE!!! I expect it by tomorrow…

  • Fireball Metroid

    100% not on site maybe its 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999% done but is says 100%

  • Fireball Metroid

    sorry for double post but I HAVE AN IDEA. if john in twiddling thumbs then he might have uploaded in but its taking time to get on the site :smile:

  • armadillo snacks

    it the 20th where is it

  • ANTI-SPAM EXTREMACY!!!!!

    WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! 100% OF THE GAME COMPLETE, RIGHT?!? THEN WHY IS STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION?!? Oh, I forgot! Finish twiddling those thumbs in the next hour, at minimum!!! AND LET THE COUNTDOWN START!!!!!

  • ANTI-SPAM EXTREMACY!!!!!

    Countdown please… :crying:

  • DarkCutFan

    i can't wait.Will you host the game on addictinggames again?

  • Fireball Metroid

    i think i might try dc on nintendo wii

  • Fireball Metroid

    HOLD ON DIDN'T JOHN SAY AGE WARNING!!!!!!! if we are not old enough we cant play! P.S. http://www.tripletsandus.com/80s/80s_games/supermariobrothers.htm go there to play the classic super mario brothers :smile:

  • Fireball Metroid

    HE IS STILL TWIDDLING THUMBS :angry:

  • ANTI-SPAM EXTREMACY!!!!!

    AARGH!!! HOW MUCH TIME DOES IT TAKE TO TWIDDLE THE FRIGGIN' THUMBS?!?!?!?!?! :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

  • renzoljd

    About 3 days.

  • ANTI-SPAM EXTREMACY!!!!!

    About… 3 DAYS?!? :angry: :angry: Let's see, by my sums… John started twiddling the thumbs at 19 October, 7 pm (at site timeline), as shown by Xero and Cyngus in comments. Right now is 21 October, approx. 7 am (at site timeline) That means that the game will be released from here to… …1 day and 13 hours That also means that it will be released at Monday night in site timeline (GMT-8). Problem is: since MY timeline is exactly GMT with no plus or minus, it will be released at Tuesday morning (in MY timeline), when I'm at school… Well, better wait for Tuesday after school (in MY timeline). Patience… :sad:

  • Xero

    Finally, somebody actually worked it out. Glad I could help you out. Monday night! I'm going to have to wait two hours longer since I'm at GMT -6…

  • ANTI-SPAM EXTREMACY!!!!!

    Xero – When I said «night» I actually meant somewhat 3 or 4 am at site timeline. Hmm… but that's more like Tuesday, huh? Well, never mind. The real fact is that the game will be released in Monday night/Tuesday morning, but EVERYBODY (well, except the Far Eastern ones and vacationed ones) will play it on Tuesday after school. You know, it's not very helpful to play in the morning RIGHT BEFORE school

  • Xero

    Especially if you're me, since I have to wake up at 6:15 in the morning to get to school every day.

  • RCS

    *mind-a-splode* ARGH!!! YOU'VE CONFUSED ME BEYOND REPAIR!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo………….

  • Fireball Metroid

    tuesday for me too and school from 9 to 4 :sad:

  • Fireball Metroid

    sorry not school but doctor from sometime to sometime :sad:

  • Neoplayer2

    Thx for showing us when it will come out! But, how did you find out what timeline John Cooney is in? And, were you like watching the clock until he started twiddling thumbs or something? lol,jk. But seriously, how did you find his timeline?

  • EGC

    I just came back from vacation and the site look slightly different. The release-o-meter (or whatever you call it) is a great idea. But it was last updated 3 days ago and it said 100%. In previous comments I see that the thumbs thing isn't part of the 100% of work it includes AND THAT MUST BE FIXED. Anyway what I want is: – Many small and quickly made games – ZeRo-BaSs music – Pizza to all visitors – Pepperoni on the pizza – More pizza – Frequent complete updates of everything on the site (update not redesign) I think that's all. No I Have something more to say. GET THAT ANIMATION PAGE FINISHED!!!!!!!!! GET THAT ANIMATION PAGE FINISHED!!!!!!!!! GET THAT ANIMATION PAGE FINISHED!!!!!!!!! GET THAT ANIMATION PAGE FINISHED!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ANTI-SPAM EXTREMACY!!!!!

    Just as I expected… still not in the website. You all wait for tomorrow right at the same hour. But who knows John gets lucky and you still get to play today at both my and site timelines? Fireball Metroid – Me, school is from 8:15 am to 4:30 pm. Consider yourself lucky, since you arrive at school 30 hours after me and leave 30 hours before me (NOT considering different timelines) Neoplayer2 – It's easy. Just watch when the comment was posted. The time indicated there will be the site timeline EGC – NOW there's no time, since he's now twiddling the final thumbs (I suppose) and he CAN'T leave us waiting!

  • renzoljd

    ANTI-SPAM EXTREMACY!!!!! – My school time is from 7:30 to 3:00 pm (mostly), but sometimes, it is until 4:00 pm.

  • EGC

    Another suggestion for site improovements: A comment system that doesn't delete everything you have written in your comment when you enter the wrong code. You know the one to prevent bots from posting. My DC2 review just got lost in that way and I don't wanna write it again.

  • BRGamer

    What's TBA?

  • neB

    TBA stands for "To Be Anounced"; that's why it says "I'll tell you later"

  • EGC

    10% after one day? Does that mean it will be finished in 10 days? YAY!

  • Estevan Galvez

    why isn't the Upcoming Releases text un-highlightable?

  • renzoljd

    It's made in Flash, Estevan Galvez.